To: "Sue & Art Hunt" <suearthunt@webtv.net>
Subject: Book of Genesis translated into Irish
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2002 00:11:40 -0400
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Genesis 1
[1]In the beginning the Big Fella created the heaven
and the earth, and then had a pint.
[2]And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness
was upon the face of the deep. And then yer man moved
upon the face of the waters, and then had a few more
pints.
[[3]And yer man said, give us a light: and there was
light. [4] And yer man saw the light, that it was good:
and lit up a fag and had a pint.
[5] And yer man called the light Day, and the darkness
he called Night. And the evening and the morning were
the first day. [9] And yer man said, Let the waters
under the heaven be gathered together unto one place,
and let the dry land appear: and it was so. [10] And
yer man called the dry land 'Ireland', and after a
few pints too many he giveth up division of the land
to his angel Lucifer who made himself a dwelling in
the upper portion which calleth he NornIron. Yer man
called he the center of the firmament Dublin in which
he placed many public dwellings and he saw that it
was good...
[11] And yer man said, Let the earth bring the herb,
the hop, the barley,
[12] And the earth brought forth herb, and hops and
barley, and Arthur Guinness and yer man saw that it
was good, and had he many pints.
Then there is the second
book of Genesis wherein yer man creates wimmin mostly
because the dishes were still in the sink from all
them dirty great frys on the weekend and because yer
man missed the first goal in the feckin Spain/Slovenia
game while up gettin himself and yer wee man another
pint, and wherein yer woman, upon arrival, promptly
tells yer wee man to get his lazy arse out of the chair
and get out into that friggin garden and cut the grass
for she nearly wrecked herself out picking them apples
for the tea.
But that will be finished later as soon as our man the translator has finished his pint.
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