A test of of your insanity

From: swilliams23 <swilliams23@msn.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 15, 2002 10:23 PM

If you want to play, please answer the following question as honestly as
possible. Consider your answer well. Your fate lies in the balance:

A young woman goes to the funeral of her mother. There she meets a man whom
she has never met before. She identifies him as the man of her dreams and
immediately falls in love. Two days later she kills her sister. Why?

(hint: NOT because of any emotional conflict between them over the man @ the
funeral or any other unstated circumstance.)

In 23 hours the answer will be posted, if anybody plays.....

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From: dinosaurbob@comcast.net (dinosaurbob)

swilliams23 <swilliams23@msn.com> wrote in message news:<B9AAAAB4.71B%swilliams23@msn.com>...

> If you want to play, please answer the following question as honestly as
> possible. Consider your answer well. Your fate lies in the balance:
>
> A young woman goes to the funeral of her mother. There she meets a man whom
> she has never met before. She identifies him as the man of her dreams and
> immediately falls in love. Two days later she kills her sister. Why?
>
> (hint: NOT because of any emotional conflict between them over the man @ the
> funeral or any other unstated circumstance.)
>
> In 23 hours the answer will be posted, if anybody plays.....

That's easy.

She kills her sister because the man of her dreams turns out to be her
sister with a sex change who has always been in love with her and who
killed their mother because Mom threatened to expose her so her sister
wouldn't fall in love with her.

What do I win?

+Dinosaurbob+

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From: "Abbess Abyss" <AbbessAbyss@cox.net>

> A young woman goes to the funeral of her mother. There she meets a man
whom
> she has never met before. She identifies him as the man of her dreams and
> immediately falls in love. Two days later she kills her sister. Why?

For more flowers.

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From: swilliams23 <swilliams23@msn.com>

in article dh9cousnfmb954ntr7a9malfqhcfsvsi0v@4ax.com, Kevan at
cuthulu@shreve.net wrote on 9/16/02 1:43 PM:

> On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 21:23:04 -0500, swilliams23 <swilliams23@msn.com> from
> wrote:
>
>> A young woman goes to the funeral of her mother. There she meets a man whom
>> she has never met before. She identifies him as the man of her dreams and
>> immediately falls in love. Two days later she kills her sister. Why?
>
> Since when does a woman need a reason for anything?
>
> :)
>

Good, but not the one i'm lookin for. Since you did have the cajones to
play, I'll give you the answer:
She killed her sister in hope that the mysterious stranger @ her mother's
funeral would also attend the sister's as well.
This is the test that "they" use to determine if you have the psyche of a
cereal killer. It was given to me after a raid on my home in which "they"
found the remains of Captain Crunch and Count Chocula under a pile of dirty
laundry in my living room.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

swilliams23 wrote:
>
> This is the test that "they" use to determine
> if you have the psyche of a cereal killer.

Serial Killer Test

1) Human life means nothing to me (T/F)

2) When people die they go to heaven (T/F)

3) When people die they go to my house (T/F)

4) Hitch-hiking is actually a serious crime (T/F)

5) It only takes 15 lbs. of pressure to break
the human collar bone (T/F)

6) In space or in a heavily soundproofed
basement no one can hear you scream (T/F)

7) Suffocating people with a pillow is a lot
harder than it looks in the movies or
on teevee (T/F)

8) People who are constantly sniffling or
making funny sounds while they are
breathing make me very, very angry (T/F)

9) Many power tools are easily clogged with
hair (T/F)

10) It's just a darn shame that someone would
be killed over $5.37, a few credit cards
and some gold fillings (T/F)

11) It's funny how mommy can still make me
feel embarassed and ashamed and dirty so
many years after she died (T/F)

12) People are a lot like Lays potato chips
(T/F)

13) A chili cook-off would be just the place
for someone to commit the perfect crime
(T/F)

14) Nits make lice (T/F)

15) It's better to have deep, masculine voices
in your head telling you to do things you
don't want to do than squeeky, effeminent,
wimpy, girly-man voices (T/F)

16) There are many species of brainworm that
can infect you if you don't wash your hands
a lot during the day, especially after
touching your "naughty parts" (T/F)

17) Lots of people take showers, slip and fall
and land on a lemon (T/F)

18) You don't really need to take more than her
hand in marriage (T/F)

19) It's environmentally sensitive to use
biodegradeable trash bags (T/F)

20) The comics on this website remind me of
"Ziggy":

http://www.choppingblock.org/

(T/F)

--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet

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