Y-ist Tracer Round Heroically Intercepted by Shuttle over TX

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2003 1:16 PM

Vital data intended for alien attackers is destroyed, at a horrible cost.

Six humans, one Yetisyn feared lost.

Wings of Slack flags over Dallas, Austin Church HQs at half-mast.

Retaliatory launch planned from Malaysia.

More as news comes in.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <friday-ya02408000R0102031321130001@news.earthlink.net>,
Friday Jones <friday@fridayjones.com> wrote:

> Vital data intended for alien attackers is destroyed, at a horrible cost.
>
> Six humans, one Yetisyn feared lost.
>
> Wings of Slack flags over Dallas, Austin Church HQs at half-mast.
>
> Retaliatory launch planned from Malaysia.
>
> More as news comes in.
>

I'm sticking with News Friday for this unfolding story.

Those FUCKING Yacatismas will PAY!!

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From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>

On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 16:00:49 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> Those FUCKING Yacatismas will PAY!!

I have to say that the evidence does point toward interception of
the above mentioned tracer round, but for myself personally, I'm
still not willing to rule out the misdeeds of Jeanie or her evil
brunette sister, Jeanie (http://www.idojweb.com/askthiss.html).

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

stang sed:

>Those FUCKING Yacatismas will PAY!!
>
It's the New Battle of Arm-o-Geddon - the Yetis vs. the Yacis!

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