From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia,alt.journalism.gonzo
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2003 11:48 PM
6 of the 7 dead astronauts were MARRIED. 5 had CHILDREN.
The Columbia,
like all of the shuttles, has/had a PURE CARBON NOSE
so as to
withstand up to 3000 degrees upon reentry. Let's not
get into flying
something whose structural integrity relies on a huge
number of
ceramic tiles glued to the underside as its means of
resisting the
only slighty lesser heat not deflected by the nose and
angle of
reentry, no matter how precisely they are created, nor
how amazing the
adhesive used to affix them to the fuselage. If you
are single and
want to throw those dice for the sake of an aerospace
career, okay,
that's your call. Still, it gives me pause.
Dennis Miller once said that he respected astronauts
enormously,
because to sit on top of giant tanks of liquid hydrogen,
light the
fuse and let them shoot your ass up to where there's
NO AIR took more
balls than a 24-hour Tokyo driving range. Clever, but
also sobering.
I respect their intelligence and courage, too. But
just as with
mission specialist Ron McNair of the Challenger, whose
death left a
small son and daughter behind who only have pictures
by which to
remember him, I have to wonder how people so theoretically
sharp and
dedicated can run that level of risk when their spouses
and children
have to run one that can be far longer than a week or
so of mission.
How that can stack up against growing zero-g soybeans,
doing exotic
mapping and performing electrophoresis experiments in
a bid to
generate fancier medicines is beyond me. Call me sentimental,
but dead
is dead. Science may not remove the terror of the gods,
but how it can
remove your foresight relative to your love for your
family, I don't
need to know.
--
HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
I'm about as fair as I CAN be without putting
on a truss first.
"If they told me I was gonna see 72 virgins
when I died,
I'd be out in the desert with a bullseye taped
to my nuts."
- Nick DiPaolo
"My evil SELF is at that door!"
- "Forbidden Planet"
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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
HPH:
>>Science may not remove the terror of the gods,
but how it can
remove your foresight relative to your love for your
family, I don't
need to know.<<
You silly papal person! It's always the OTHER guy that
gets killed.
That's why there will be more. Oh yeah, that and "absence
makes the
heart grow fonder".
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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>
On Sun, 02 Feb 2003 07:21:16 GMT, JJ <jakubj@parkin.ca> wrote:
>> Science
>> may not remove the terror of the gods, but
how it can remove your
>> foresight relative to your love for your family,
I don't need to know.
>
>Manned space programme has little to do with science.
Scientists like
>Robert Park (author of "Voodoo Science")
had opposed the construction of
>the international space station. In his book, he
states that he prefers
>robotic and remote controlled -based space exploration.
There has never
>been any significant science coming out of the shuttle
programme (at least
>according to Park). He also gives many examples
of how robotic/remote
>controlled space missions actually helped with scientific
understanding
>of the solar system (i.e.: Voyager, the recent mission
to Mars). Apparently,
>manned space station mostly taught us that astronauts
get physically
>weak over time while in low gravity.
One of the reports I was watching mentioned velcro as
coming from the
space programme. I bet there's also a whole host of
little things like
that that came from space travel.
In fact I just did a search on this subject:
LCDs, velcro tapes, pace makers, firefighting equipment,
radiation
blocking, software-management systems, hazardous-gas
detectors,
cordless tools, water filters, portable X-rays ...
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Well, not really.
Logically, we should be taking the money that is going
into space
exploration and investing it in promoting sex and doughnut
research.
And far fewer people get blown to bits in either of those endeavors.
> T.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
I had a co-worker pestering me today, asking me if I
was going
to wear something green for St. Patty's day. I finally
told 'em,
"Yeah. I'm not going to brush my teeth tonight
or tomorrow."
-- Artemia Salina
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
> And far fewer people get blown to bits in either
of those endeavors.
<snip>
Well, yeah, **now**. Before the federal regulations,
though,
exploding doughnuts, which were then called donuts,
were a
major source of penile angulation.
--
John Starrett
"Guns don't kill people. Hiram Claymore kills people"
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