Re: Peter Townsend's Computer

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 14, 2003 3:21 PM

In article <3E236350.599F@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Q: If you were a celebrity, and therefore given
> 24 hours notice before the police were to swoop
> down, arrest you and confiscate your computer on
> suspicion of possession of child porn, what would
> be on your computer when they arrived?
>
> A:
>
> A registered copy of MSDOS 3.1 as the OS, which is
> all that is needed to run a 286 clone PC.
>
> Three hundred text copies of news stories detailing
> police and Prosecutorial corruption and graft.
>
> A very large batch file that would play religious
> themed MIDI music continuously, with the exception
> of "Jesus loves the little children." Randomly, it
> would also play "God Save the Queen."
>
> A screen saver set to activate after 10 seconds of
> idle time, showing the portraits of winners of the
> Nobel Peace Prize.
>
> A 20Mb Hard Drive.

This all seemed funny at first, but then I got to remembering what
relatively innocent things of MINE that Canadian cusoms have construed
as pornography. For instance, they held Bob Diddley's copy of SubSITE
on CD-R at the border for months, and he had to go to a lot of trouble
to get them to release it. I have a copy of the documents they gave
him. They decided it had "bestiality" porn in it.

I guess because of PRAIRIE SQUID.

Funny scientific drawings and explanations of Prairie Squid are
BESTIALITY.

The ARISE video has also been declared pornography by Canadian mail
inspectors; it shows teats of fully grown human females repeatedly. BIG
ones.

"Bob's" Favorite Comics is officially banned in New Zealand (and I have
HEARD Canada) because it depicts cruelty to animals. ("Care Dog Meets
Pee Bear.")

Stark Fist magazines have oft been denied to prisoners in U.S. jails or
prisons who ordered them, on the grounds that they were "hate
literature."

You only have to have your name in the newspaper ONCE, associated with
any of those things, and FLUSH goes your career and community standing,
whether any of it was true or not.

Praise Dobbs, I chose a career that was disreputable from the start, so
there really isn't much They could do to my reputation in that respect.
Although They can actually damage one's reputation among fellow
ne'er-do-wells by portraying you as a FINK or STOOL PIDGEON, as was
done to Dr. Leary.

Let's face it, if They want to fuck you, they'll fuck you. If they
don't have a legitimate excuse, they can make one up easily enough.
This is probably true no matter what country you live in. If only
bribery was more dependable universally.

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: "NeuroManson" <moc.ibtta@dogegoops>

Not me kiddo, and I say that with both the most latent ancient knowledge,
the most blatent life experience and respect. Then again, short of a plastic
laminated card with my picture on it, I'm a blank. Pinks aren't worth
working for, so I work for myself and Bob in the third, fourth, and fifth
parties.

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From: chupacabra <chupacabra@subgenius.com>

Plan9

http://plan9.bell-labs.com/plan9dist/
--
Chupi

Where did that kid goat go?

http://rawdeal.org

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From: "NeuroManson" <moc.ibtta@dogegoops>

I dunno, if I was a cop, the "Jesus loves the li'l children" would be
sufficient cause.

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From: "Agent Lloyd" <notlikely@noway.org>

Why should anyone be ALLOWED to look at your computer at all? Back in the
good old days, when our fledgling military took potshots at redcoats, the
founding fathers (or was it Locke) wrote somthing to the effect that man has
the GOD GIVEN RIGHT to life, liberty, and PAPER (someone apparently changed
it to "the pursuit of happiness" at some point. In our not so advanced
modern times, with the former redcoats sharing the world's highest high
heart attack rate with Americans, the CON has the right to your life
(capital punishment), the only true liberty is in IN YOUR HEAD, and your
right to paper was lost when the CON wrote and rewrote the income tax code
over the past 70 or so years. Don't get me started on "the pursuit of
happiness." Anyone arrested or living in fear of being arrested or worried
about losing their corporate job for drug use, child molestation, cruelty to
ANIMALS, butt fucking, vibrator possession, dirty JOKES, and just GOOD OLD
FASHIONED AMERICAN RESISTANCE to UNFAIR RULE can tell you all about that.

Praise Bob,

Agent Lloyd

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From: "hooks line" <hline4stan@yahoo.com>

"Agent Lloyd" <notlikely@noway.org> wrote in message
news:v272neqtp971cb@corp.supernews.com...
> A bag of pot, 3 condoms, a jar of mayonaise, a positive pregnancy test,
and
> the latest copy of OPRAH.
>
> -Agent Lloyd

Why use the computer when one can go over to Cambodia
to do alleged "research" in real-time like so many others ?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia_china/story.jsp?story=366461

British sex tourists turn killing fields of
Cambodia into paedophiles' playground
By Kathy Marks in Phnom Penh
05 January 2003

Svay Pak does not figure in any guidebook, but by late afternoon
the squalid shanty town on the outskirts of the Cambodian
capital, Phnom Penh, is thronged with Western men.
The tourists lounge on plastic chairs in the shade, drinking
Angkor beer and surveying the scenery: young girls,
barely 11 or 12, wearing low-cut tops and come-hither smiles.

The air is full of American drawls, Australian twangs -
and the unmistakable sound of a Geordie accent. British sex
tourists are flocking to Cambodia, helping to put the
South-east Asian nation on the map as the new haunt
of globe-trotting paedophiles. Gary Glitter, the former
pop star and convicted child pornographer, recently
reappeared in Phnom Penh after being hounded out
of the country last year.

Lord Puttnam, the British film producer who evoked the horrors
of the genocidal Khmer Rouge regime in his 1984 film The Killing
Fields, plans to highlight the problem of child exploitation when
he returns to Cambodia this week in his new role as president
of Unicef UK. He will find a nation in which civil war has given
way to a poverty so grinding that many families sell their daughters into
the sex trade.

In Svay Pak, business is conducted quite brazenly. Twenty brothels, each
sealed by a padlocked iron grille, line the potholed dirt track that is the
shanty town's main street. Step inside any of the brick shopfronts and
the papasan - pimp - will produce a girl or boy to suit any whim.
Oral sex costs $5 (Pound3.20); $500 buys a six-year-old for a week.

The older girls chat up the punters, who congregate in makeshift
cafes across the street. As the men tuck into fish and chips off
old Formica tables, the girls flutter around them, giggling and
whispering in their ears. A waif in a loose outfit with a cartoon
motif clambers on to the lap of an empty-eyed Japanese tourist.

A moped draws up and two Englishmen alight. One sports a
greasy ponytail and floral shirt; the other has a sunburnt neck.
Ponytail is planning to visit Angkor Wat, Cambodia's ancient
temple complex. Sunburnt Neck snorts with derision. "That's just
a load of old stones," he says. "This is the place to be." After draining
their Cokes, the pair disappear inside a dimly lit doorway. A few
minutes later, a police officer saunters up and is given an envelope
by the Vietnamese pimp. The bribe changes hands in broad
daylight. The policeman swaggers off.

Corruption is rampant in Cambodia; the sex trade is controlled
by senior police and military officers and successful prosecutions
are rare. Evidence is mysteriously lost; brothels are tipped
off before raids; pimps slip their handcuffs on the way to court.
Tourists are occasionally arrested; a 69-year-old Staffordshire
man, Derek Baston, was picked up with a girl aged 12 last July.
He has not yet been charged. But according to Afesip, a French
charity that rescues child prostitutes, most foreigners buy their
way out of trouble. "It's anarchy," said Pierre Legros, Afesip's
director. "If the police did their job properly, they could arrest 50
paedophiles a day."

The onus is on Western countries to prosecute perpetrators, but only
one Briton - Mark Towner, 53, from Kent - has been convicted
of sex offences abroad since legislation was passed in 1997.
"It's pathetic," says Bernadette McMenamin of Ecpat, an international
network that campaigns against child prostitution.
The tourism ministry estimates that one-quarter of Cambodia's
annual 400,000 visitors - who include 18,000 Britons - are sex tourists.
The girls are getting younger all the time, a trend fuelled by the
demand for virgins. "The foreigners like their girls very
young, very small," said a tour guide, Om Cham Roeun.
"I know one Englishman who has been here four times this year."

Most girls are trafficked from rural villages or neighbouring
Vietnam, many lured by false promises of jobs. They become
virtual sex slaves: locked up, beaten and forced to service
up to 10 men a day, often without condoms. More than half are HIV-positive.
Afesip rescued an eight-year-old girl who was sold by her mother after
being raped by her stepfather and nine other men. The girl was given
electric shocks when she refused to have sex with clients.
When she became sleepy, the pimp thrust chillies in her eyes.

There is no political will to crack down on child prostitution; in fact,
Mr Legros claims one cabinet minister is involved in the trade.
"If I give you the name, I'm dead," he says. It is no empty boast.
He and his wife have received numerous death threats.

Ms McMenamin says Cambodia's sex tourists are
seasoned travellers looking for new frontiers.
"They see children as a commodity," she said.
"To them, they're fresh meat." Or as Lord Puttnam
put it before embarking on his new role: "Children
all over the world are being denied a very
basic right: the right to childhood."

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E24F452.D0D5DD9A@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> That's what I was saying about Trent Lott. If they are not gunning
> for you, you can goosestep down the steps of the U.S. Capitol in a
> hitler costume with no ill effect. If they ARE gunning for you, you
> can't even go to a goddamn birthday party.

And if you aren't goosestepping down the Capitol steps in a Hitler
costume, you're a SELL-OUT. Man, they get ya comin' and goin'.

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

"nu-monet v5.0" wrote:
>
> Q: If you were a celebrity, and therefore given
> 24 hours notice before the police were to swoop
> down, arrest you and confiscate your computer on
> suspicion of possession of child porn, what would
> be on your computer when they arrived?

Fire extinguisher foam..?

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