Re: More SARS-ee Ass Stories for You

From: "another embedded liberal journalist" <bilabong4dd@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 12:31 PM

SARS is starting to take it's toll on Pacific Rim Financial Markets
big time also...better DUMP your stocks if you ain't so already??

http://news.morningstar.com/news/DJ/M03/D27/1048770664405.html

http://sg.biz.yahoo.com/030328/15/39i4s.html

http://afr.com/sport/2003/03/28/FFX4DFPZSDD.html

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/36105/1/.html

http://www.lewisnews.com/news.asp?ID=32&Name=Canada

http://asia.news.yahoo.com/030328/afp/030328084523asiapacificnews.html

Some Dr's say SARS will be as bad as the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic that
killed
TENS OF THOUSANDS worldwide. (Heck of a timing curve for GWB and USA
to be at war in Iraq.......eh folks ???

ObTparaniod: I can see the paranoia and conspiracy hawkers
having a red-tag-sale over all of this!! Think I'll sell some of my
old raincoats as bio-suits on e-Bay and see how many suckers bite.... ;)

Wooooo Hooooo!!!!!

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Message-ID: <3E872E47.3FE0@succeeds.com>

another embedded liberal journalist wrote:
>
> Some Dr's say SARS will be as bad as the 1918
> Spanish Flu Pandemic that killed TENS OF
> THOUSANDS worldwide...

And interesting twist on SARS is that its
death toll is around 3.33%, *however*, between
10-15% of those afflicted require "machine
respiration." (Which is all well and good if
you *have* enough respirators to go around.)

The Spanish flu was a mother. Weirdly enough
it tended to kill young men 18-35 worse than
anybody else, and on the heels of WWI, which
also killed that group, *and* what was called
the "brain fever" in Europe, that *also* killed
young men. Somebody obviously didn't like
young men.

http://www.flu101.com/about_flu.html

...In 1918, the influenza A virus subtype
H1N1, known as the "Spanish Flu," killed
500,000 people in the U.S. and 20 million
people globally...

--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E872E47.3FE0@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> another embedded liberal journalist wrote:
> >
> > Some Dr's say SARS will be as bad as the 1918
> > Spanish Flu Pandemic that killed TENS OF
> > THOUSANDS worldwide...
>
> And interesting twist on SARS is that its
> death toll is around 3.33%, *however*, between
> 10-15% of those afflicted require "machine
> respiration." (Which is all well and good if
> you *have* enough respirators to go around.)
>

Ohio's first case just made the news last night.

Recommended Viewing/Reading:

THE 12 MONKEYS
THE STAND
THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN

How-To for post-near-extinction:

QUEST FOR FIRE
THE MISSING LINK

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> Recommended Viewing/Reading:
>
> THE 12 MONKEYS
> THE STAND
> THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN

A JOURNAL OF THE PLAGUE YEAR, Daniel Defoe
http://tinyurl.com/8gtn

(THE PLAGUE, by Camus, is just too, uh,
French for my taste.)

>
> How-To for post-near-extinction:
>
> QUEST FOR FIRE
> THE MISSING LINK

EARTH ABIDES, George R. Stewart (loved it)
http://tinyurl.com/8gtq
ON THE BEACH, Nevil Shute
http://tinyurl.com/8gtu

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

No, you see I was the first of a group of Americans to contract SARS
when I went to New Orleans on or about 2/23/03. Caught such a fucking
heavy head cold which in three days went into high fever and relatively
low breathing. I got over it only to find that all of a sudden the same
symptoms were reported in Hong Kong.

It fucked me up so bad that I can't hardly smoke any more, and believe
me I've tried. This wasn't a regular cold and it wasn't really quite
pneumonia but awful damn fucking close. Hope it makes me immune, so I
don't catch it again when I go to loot the houses of its future victims
here in about 3 weeks.

[*]
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E87B81E.DF441F23@subgenius.com>, iDRMRSR
<idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> No, you see I was the first of a group of Americans to contract SARS
> when I went to New Orleans on or about 2/23/03. Caught such a fucking
> heavy head cold which in three days went into high fever and relatively
> low breathing. I got over it only to find that all of a sudden the same
> symptoms were reported in Hong Kong.
>
> It fucked me up so bad that I can't hardly smoke any more, and believe
> me I've tried. This wasn't a regular cold and it wasn't really quite
> pneumonia but awful damn fucking close. Hope it makes me immune, so I
> don't catch it again when I go to loot the houses of its future victims
> here in about 3 weeks.
>

I know which houses you have your eye on and THAT'S NOT FUNNY! My wife
works downtown and has to breath the air of The Others. This now makes
me PARANOID.

In January-Feb we had a snot-making cold that was unlike any
snot-making cold I had ever experienced, and which lasted 3 weeks
solid. Like you I am entertaining the lewd thought that surviving this
earlier disease somehow gives me immunity.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> Like you I am entertaining the lewd thought
> that surviving this earlier disease somehow
> gives me immunity.
>

Remember how colloidial silver used to be used for
fending off infections? Well, recently it has been
discovered that silver and zinc tend to inhibit
pathogen reproduction in the mucous membranes.

Unfortunately, the mucous membranes don't uptake
the usual forms of zinc too readily. So one company,
Cold-Eeze, did the work to find a form of zinc that
was, then they patented it.

So, when you get worried about colds and flu, or
start showing symptoms, get a handful of these
Cold-Eeze lozenges and suck on them. They taste
like shit and their zinc-y aftertaste is awful, but
the buggers hate them worse than you do. Then longer
the aftertaste, the better.

The are the cheapest anti-cold anti-flu you can get.

--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I probably have a certain immunity built up from having touched all
too many shopping cart handles at Wal-Mart in the last few months.

Guess this puts the kibosh on the proposed Toronto Devival, huh? OUT
goes the bad air, IN comes the bad air.

"There's a monster under my window, can I have a glass of water?"
- "Signs"

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without
result.
- Winston Churchill

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