No SubGenius Shit Found in Snipers' Trunk So far

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 24, 2002 3:44 PM

Whew.

Unlike Heaven's Gate, this *isn't* a case where, as the news broke, we
were hoping against hope that they'd find Dobbsheads tattooed on
everybody's chests.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Like the FBI would know what a Dobbshead is...

Look, if you *want* to become part of the profile,
just give "Free Lifetime Reverendships" to dumb
underage kids who get "Bob" tattoos. Maybe a two-
for-one deal with Cherry Poptart. Sooner of later
they'll get busted or offed by the cops who'll want
to know what their tats mean.

Eventually you'll end up like God, in Tucson,
getting sued by a crack whore on "The People's
Court". Which'll teach you to visit Tucson.

Either that or start putting out Dobbsheads with
"Allah Akbar" underneath.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Whew.
>
> Unlike Heaven's Gate, this *isn't* a case where, as the news broke, we
> were hoping against hope that they'd find Dobbsheads tattooed on
> everybody's chests.
>

What you mean "we" white man?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

> What you mean "we" white man?

We: me, Magdalen and Jesus, who get saved by paychecks if a bunch more
unsaved SubGenii get saved as a result of stupid p.r.

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From: pooka666@hotmail.com (pooka666)

The news "they" aren't releasing....a Tarot card (The Joker) was found
at the scene of window-shooting incident at Michael's with the
inscription
"I am Bob".

The news "they" ARE releasing is more bizarre, however....read on.

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The next day, a priest in Ashland, Va., received a call from someone
who said he was God and mentioned a crime in Montgomery, Ala.,
according to the Rev. Pat Apuzzo, spokesman for the Catholic Diocese
of Richmond. Apuzzo said the priest, Monsignor William V. Sullivan,
dismissed the call as a prank.

After a shooting in Ashland on Saturday, task force members visited
Sullivan at his church Sunday, according to Apuzzo, and the priest
told them about the call.
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So this "devout" Mohammedan called a good Catholic priest and the
"task force"
members visited him before he told anyone about it. uh huh. mmmmkay.

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