damn good government

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.magdalen
Date: Sun, Jan 19, 2003 11:32 AM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_741384.html?menu=

Chilean porn politician promises to flash breasts

A Chilean porn star has promised to flash her fellow
MPs if her election campaign is successful.

Reichel says if elected she will flash her breasts
every time rival politicians begin to argue over
legislation.

The 26-year-old says she is campaigning on an anti-
discrimination platform. She also believes in the
death penalty for rapists and paedophiles.

Reichel is modelling her campaign style on the
Italian porn star, Cicciolina, who was elected to
the Italian parliament.

She told newspaper Las Ultimas Noticias that she
would quit her roles in porn films, if elected to
parliament in order to focus on politics.

Reichel said she believed voters would elect her
to stop infighting in parliament.

"When the politicians fight in Congress, I'll show
them my breasts," she said.

"This will be my way of protesting and it will make
them reach agreement. I'm going to get some nice
implants so I'll be happy to show them."

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I don't know if this will work on politicians, but I can vouch that it
works on me. I don't know if this is really the proper place to say
this sort of thing, but if I get to steaming at the mouth and getting
all agitated over something stupid, Princess Wei has only to lift up
her shirt and I will shut up.

I am now curious as to whether the sight of breasts of other women
would likewise shut me up. I wonder. There's one way to find out. At
devivals maybe.

It might take a while to shut me up, so don't give up too soon.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

Remember that guy who kept flashing his dick at you at X-Day? Maybe he
should have tried flashing HIS boobies as well.

Melondramatic (adj) - Used to describe a large-breasted woman

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