Couple has sex with dead girl

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Wed, Feb 19, 2003 5:08 AM

It'll take a while before my faith in humanity is restored after this.
When the Xists get here, I'm making sure to save one special nuke for
these folks.

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/54677.htm
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

There are TWO Alice Cooper songs in that story. "I Love the Dead" and
"Dead Babies".

Also see my essay:

I fucked an old gal by the graveyard.
God damn her poor soul, she was dead.
The maggots crawled out of her eyeholes
And the hair slid off of her head

After I'd finished my business
I seen I'd committed a sin
And so from my pocket I pulled out a straw
And sucked out the load I'd shot in.

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From: OK

Did they eat her out, too? THAT'S disgusting!

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Also see my essay:
>> I fucked an old gal by the graveyard.
> God damn her poor soul, she was dead.
> The maggots crawled out of her eyeholes
> And the hair slid off of her head
>> After I'd finished my business
> I seen I'd committed a sin
> And so from my pocket I pulled out a straw
> And sucked out the load I'd shot in.

Boy, you sure know how to trigger my craving for Italian.

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