Chickens

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 11, 2003 8:15 PM

As I was driving to werke, I had on my satellite radio listening to the
stock market crash once again. Oil up, stocks down, another airline
about to go bankrupt. Hundreds of thousands of people newly unemployed.

Nobody gots no money for NOTHING.

Then I passed a Kentucky Fried Chicken place. The big special...7 piece
thighs/legs was marked down to $5. A little less than a buck an
appendage.

How much do you think KFC really makes off a fucking chicken, anyhow?
Even if it's all profit, that's a total of $5. This KFC place is across
the street from the local Hummer dealer. They'd have to sell 11,000
chicken dinners to make what one Hummer costs, stripped.

What bothered me about all this was, obviously KFC has some pretty
sturdy chicken farms producing billions of chickens in order to make any
decent bucks in that game. But if they have to lower their prices so
much to get whatever business they can from the last few people on this
planet with a job, they will eventually go belly up, too.

But those billions of chickens won't stop fucking. Indeed, those
billions of chickens will multiply and multiply again without number.
Remember, no KFC magnate is putting any of them on the conveyor belt to
the killing fields! They will roam free, without adversaries, doing the
only thing they've been bred to do, fuck and poop!

In a few weeks, we'll be up to our necks in squawking, free range
chickens which we are unable to afford. Choking freeways, eating up all
the grass in North Dakota or whatever else it is they eat as they fuck
their way to planetary domination.

This is my fear.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net> wrote:

>
> hint:
> check out how much the poultry industry, and especially Tyson donanted to
> dubya's election....then ya might get that fat clue to the spooky mystery.
>

It's not Tyson anymore, it's Yum! Brands, Inc: <www.yum.com> and it
doesn't suprise me that they donated to Dubya's campaign.

Markets go down when Republicans are in power. Smart money knows this
and either shorts the market or grows via cheap acquisitions. Look at
the brands in Yum's stable, then look at poor old Ronald, all alone
with his cardboard cheeseburgers, then ask yourself: "Where am I going
to take this station wagon full of screaming kids?"

I'd buy it at 20. Probably double your money in a couple of years.

poulet bear

NB. Selling below cost makes sense, if 'n you're aimin' to drive out
competition. Take my word, you can pay $20 for the stock now, or $20
for the chicken in two years time.

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

"iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:3E6E8A15.EAE187C2@subgenius.com
> In a few weeks, we'll be up to our necks in squawking, free range
> chickens which we are unable to afford. Choking freeways, eating up
> all the grass in North Dakota or whatever else it is they eat as they
> fuck their way to planetary domination.

Don't worry, they eat locusts. So, we'll be set if there's a plague of
locusts. And come on, there's bound to be one of THOSE any day now!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Well if you count CNN and Fox, that's covered.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...

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