Black Helicopter!

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 22, 2002 8:07 PM

Egad, I was driving to work and at the corner of Oventry and Yooklid
Shites, a genuine shiny black helicopter buzzed by into the general
neighborhood of yours and Stang's truly. Lucky I was going the other
way, listening to the coverage of the latest sniper victim.

Kinda reminded me of the last part of Goodfellas.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> Egad, I was driving to work and at the corner of
> Oventry and Yooklid Shites, a genuine shiny black
> helicopter buzzed by into the general neighborhood
> of yours and Stang's truly. Lucky I was going the
> other way, listening to the coverage of the latest
> sniper victim.
>

They used to BUILD the damn things in Mesa, AZ, which
is a stone's throw away and part of the Penis Metro
area. A few amusing bits:

1) The only heli corridor heading North is up the
Verde Mud River, which used to be just desert East
and North of Scottsdale, but is now heavily condoed.
If you are curious as to what it looked like
backinmyday, just check out the movie "Blue Thunder".
They flew that Vietnamese guy all the way back to
Penis, just to throw him out the heli door over the
Verde Mud. Waste of taxpayer money, if you ask me.

2) In any event, we had black helis UP THE ASS here,
no serial numbers on their tail sections, painted
FUCKING BLACK in Arizona in FUCKING SUMMER th' poor
bastards. One friend got tapped to work an archeo
dig near their base WHICH PISSED THEM OFF, so they
would buzz the poor damn minimum wage pot diggers.

3) Another funny one was when a black heli decided
to hover over the Arcosanti art colony, full of clay
pot making art hippies and googly-eyed hippie artsy
architecture groupies. The dumbshits start throwing
FUCKING ROCKS at his $10M aircraft, so he POINTS HIS
MINIGUNS AT THEM MENACINGLY; which makes them throw
MORE rocks until he bugs out. Art fag hippies - 1,
Ken doll Heli Gunship Death Trooper - 0.

--
"As unpleasant as you may find it, remember
that nuclear winter is eminently preferable
to the brief yet intense nuclear summer that
precedes it."
-- nu-monet

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Egad, I was driving to work and at the corner of Oventry and Yooklid
> Shites, a genuine shiny black helicopter buzzed by into the general
> neighborhood of yours and Stang's truly. Lucky I was going the other
> way, listening to the coverage of the latest sniper victim.
>
> Kinda reminded me of the last part of Goodfellas.
>

I had to make a quick jaunt to Colombus this morning to talk to Rev.
Taft... they land at the synagogue parking lot to pick me up because
the big ones tear up my front lawn wherever they land on it.

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