Bigfoot a HOAX!!!!

From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Dec 6, 2002 6:11 PM

Yeti myth still viable.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/134589898_raywallaceobit05m.html

--
John Starrett

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I saw the story on two local TV stations. Naturally they didn't
mention the Big Hairy Guy stories from all over which predate Wallace.
Thus proving that Bigfoot, in its entirety, was created by one man.
One good thing about it though is that I had actually never seen the
Patterson film before, only stills.

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

The guys who started the crop circle "phenomenon" came right out and
admitted that they did it, too -- al they did was walk in circles
around cornfields while trampling on boards. Of course, the legions
of crop circle "watchers" out there didn't believe them, either.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Fri, 6 Dec 2002 17:15:36 -0800, "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
wrote:

maybe bigfoot used their mind control powers to make wallace do the
hoax in order to convince people they didn't exist.

maybe God made dinosaur bones just to tempt people into the sin of
believing in evolution

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Bummelanten vereinigen!

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

First I don't have any real beliefs or opinions about crop circles per
se. Actually I have debunked two online, at least debunked the claim
that they could not have been created by known means or by fakers.

But debunking in general is hogwash, and unfortunately this is a good
example.

The way it works is simple. -Any- alternate explanation, no matter
how unlikely or even logically inconsistant it is, is better than the
explanation which, for whatever personal reasons, you wish to debunk.

So the debunker's explanation for crop circles is "well, these two old
guys did it with boards and ropes". Is it a likely explanation? Does
the explanation really even hold water? No. But it is -an-
explanation, so everybody accepts it as true.

Fuck it. People will believe what they want to believe, and nothing
else. No amount of logic will change that.

It's a democracy.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Murphys law was not discovered by Murphy but by a man with the same name."

Tilmann Kuhn

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <18n3vuslfi1pb2t7v529db2696i48svegg@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

> The guys who started the crop circle "phenomenon" came right out and
> admitted that they did it, too -- al they did was walk in circles
> around cornfields while trampling on boards. Of course, the legions
> of crop circle "watchers" out there didn't believe them, either.

I don't think all the thousands of crop circles are made by prankster
amateurs. Just because a couple of old gents said they did some of them
doesn't mean that old gents with boards did all of them. My pet theory
is that the GOOD crop circles are made by REALLY TOP NOTCH
ULTRA-PROFESSIONAL, FANTASTICALLY EQUIPPED pranksters.

I should mention that one of the known, admitted, and paid crop circle
makers is a SubGenius in England, Rev. Crop Circle Maker. When they
needed prop crop circles for the movie "SIGNS," our lad was the one
hired to create them.

Reading about Ray Wallace's Bigfoot hoax and cover-up gives me mixed
feelings. Needless to say, as a bullshit artist I feel he must have
been a kindred spirit.

I have this list. It's titled, "People Whose Lives Were Wrecked By
Philo and Ivan's Little Joke." It's a list of all the people who
thought our "Bullet Proof Body Salve" novelty gag item would really
work, and died trying to rob banks or become superheores. Every couple
of weeks I look at that list and feel real bad about what we did. We
were just trying to imitate "Bob," and his cool marketting schemes, but
it backfired.

As Pope Meyer pointed out,

""BOB" IS NOT A MAN TO COP."

So I wonder if ol' Ray ever felt bad about the yoyos who broke their
backs or got traumatized in ill fated expeditions in search of Bigfoot.
Probably not, since those yoyos would almost certainly have fucked
themselves up anyway. Giant Hairy Man sightings, for what they're
worth, are as old as humanity and have occured EVERYWHERE except
downtown. That's human gang turf.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: "Chaos Israel" <fossil_1984@bob.hotmail.com>

So...umm...this means I actually don't exist?

--
Size 12.

--
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
Kill "Bob" to reply.
No further comment.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <071220021628348467%stang@subgenius.com>, Rev. Ivan Stang
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

> I don't think all the thousands of crop circles are made by prankster
> amateurs. Just because a couple of old gents said they did some of them
> doesn't mean that old gents with boards did all of them. My pet theory
> is that the GOOD crop circles are made by REALLY TOP NOTCH
> ULTRA-PROFESSIONAL, FANTASTICALLY EQUIPPED pranksters.

Top-notch, ultra-professiona, fantastically equipped pranksters FROM
THE FUTURE, who comes up for a new prank for every era of human
history. A couple of former clench-mates claimed that these future
japesters were behind "Bob"'s Emasculation, but that was before I took
'em out into the woods along I-90 South of Olympia and let the Stinky
Rug People initiate them into their swinger's cult. Now, well, now they
don't say much of anything, just grunt and smear rotten eggs into their
hair when they get horny. Don't let this happen to you, friends.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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"Yes that's what I said. Unassailable Rectitude."
-- Nenslo, <3DD9F783.BEDE1DC@yahooX.com>

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

But he IS a man to cop a feel off of.

If politicians were as accomodating as the average vagina, we would never
again have to worry about war.
- from "Christina's Paradise" by Blakely St. James

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Sat, 07 Dec 2002 16:28:34 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>I have this list. It's titled, "People Whose Lives Were Wrecked By
>Philo and Ivan's Little Joke." It's a list of all the people who
>thought our "Bullet Proof Body Salve" novelty gag item would really
>work, and died trying to rob banks or become superheores. Every couple
>of weeks I look at that list and feel real bad about what we did. We
>were just trying to imitate "Bob," and his cool marketting schemes, but
>it backfired.

Well maybe, but on behalf of Darwin I just want to say "THANKS AND
WELL DONE".

--
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