another crack in the damned dam

From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.magdalen
Date: Wed, Jun 19, 2002 9:06 PM

http://www.pressanddakotan.com/stories/061902/new_20020619016.shtml

SIOUX FALLS -- South Dakota voters will be able to
decide whether to legalize hemp in November's election...

--
"Hell is full of Dinosaurs!"
-- nu-monet

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

In article <3D112ACE.5788@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:

>http://www.pressanddakotan.com/stories/061902/new_20020619016.shtml
>
>SIOUX FALLS -- South Dakota voters will be able to
>decide whether to legalize hemp in November's election...

It's a pity that all of the pro-hemp organizations and rallies I've seen
have been chock-full of twitty morons determined to be offensive and not
CARE because they're so JOLLY and STONED and all.

Gives those clean-cut pot smokers a bad name.

"All I ask of Thee, Lord
is to be a drinker and fornicator
an unbeliever and a sodomite
and then to die."
- Claude de Chauvigny

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From: subgenius@eboxmail.us (Joan Of Slack)

> Gives those clean-cut pot smokers a bad name.

LOL

Have you no eyes ?

Clean cut pinks are JOLLY and STONED all the time also.
Face it as DVD replaced VHS,pink pills are the "pot" of the new
millenia

You are living in the _most_ drug tolerant society that has ever
existed.

The World Health Organzation ranks Ritalin in the same controlled
substance classification as cocaine.
The CON (Conspiracy Of Normalcy)
approves of drug use with it's heart and soul.

Sure it _seems_ to cost more to see the shrink and all,then those
overinflated prices _seem_ a little pricey.

But look what you get for your psycho-dollar !

A no hassle high =-) Mmmmmmmm!

When the nice policeman pulls you over you'll not show up on an
episode of "Cops"(The happy show that shows pinks what happens to
pinks who piss the CON off.)
Or say...if you have _non_CON approved type dope and decide you don't
want to spend the rest of your life in a privately owned and publicly
traded cencus $ adjustment prison,and run you could end up on The
Worlds Scariest Police Chases ! (The pink taming show that shows the
pinks that they can try to run,but cannot hide from the CON. )

Thats a lotta hassle to go through,and will cost you your slack,time
and money.

With CON approved Drugs you're sailing free.

You can take pink pills at work,at home,or in even school !

They're even approved for kids !

Approved ?

Heck,they were the first on the list !

Now if it's good enough for a little schoolgirl....
(Though mostly the boys are more likely to be pink-pill poppers)
Then it's safe fer Grandma too !

The only thing that could possibly go wrong for them is they may have
an adverse reaction and drown their children or murder their husband.

The risk of that occuring is concealed from the shivering pink-pill
poppers,along with the fact that if they snap out like Phil Hartmans
wife did for example,
it's _their_pink behind going to prison.

( As pink pills are exempt from blame)

The risk is fractional they can enjoy life in a stress free
vegetative state.

When Officer Friendly sees CON approved certified pink pills he knows
to smile and say...Have a Nice Day Sir ! (or madame).

It's merely protection munny to see the shrink and pay the druggist.

When the CON is happy no one gets beat up.

(He's probably poppin 'em too ! Lotta "toxic worry" being a police
officer y'know...)

Pot smokers already have a bad name as it is.

If they want to smoke pot they should just get Welbutrin like the
kids take.

There are alternatives.

The pinks no longer have to even deal with the pressures of social
anxiety.
Besides if you can put a fish gene in a tomato do you think that this
"hemp" will bear any signifigance to
hemp ?

And speaking of tomatoes....
It's even possible the pinks can get high quicker,easier,and (thanks
to globalized science) with less effort than ever before i the very
near future.

Soon they'll not have to pop pink pills as the pink buzz can be
genetically engineered right into the veggies.

The CON simply doesn't want you to _smoke_ anything.

(They have proud pink partners in the HMO business)

I think staying away from any non-CON approved drugs is a good idea.

They just want the pinks to go through CON channels for their eternal
grins.

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

"nu-monet v4.0" wrote:
>
> http://www.pressanddakotan.com/stories/061902/new_20020619016.shtml
>
> SIOUX FALLS -- South Dakota voters will be able to
> decide whether to legalize hemp in November's election...

They will be allowed to vote, not decide. They voted for medical
marijuana in AZ a few years ago, and the state said - NOPE, sorry, the
election is just a big scam, sorry - go back to work now.
Queso

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