Wash The Pink From Your Mind............

From: Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 22, 2003 3:00 PM

Fitting, with the current strain of mind-altering science posts
as of late. For your consideration:
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0304/baard.php

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

Jeff Spicoli wrote:
>
> Fitting, with the current strain of mind-altering science posts
> as of late. For your consideration:
> http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0304/baard.php

Finally, a pill republicans can use to make people forget everything
their mothers taught them - a republican goal for decades.

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu> wrote in message
news:3E2F0A83.CAFE77E0@uiuc.edu...
> Jeff Spicoli wrote:
> >
> > Fitting, with the current strain of mind-altering science posts
> > as of late. For your consideration:
> > http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0304/baard.php
>
> Finally, a pill republicans can use to make people forget everything
> their mothers taught them - a republican goal for decades.

A pill that literally stops the process of natural programming called
"learning from your mistakes".

"Doctor, it hurts when I do that!"

"Well, don't do that!"

"But I still want to do that!"

"Well take this pill, and I'll catch up with you in the morgue."

A pill that makes the consequences of bad judgment feel all soft and fuzzy.

They need a REAL trauma. They don't need other Pink humans doing their
pathetic sick shit like rape and other MINOR evils. They need to be face
fucked by a big fat face fucking bat and experience the agony of the diamond
drill heads of face fucking bat sperm nibbling into their esophagus. Then
they will purchase of a nasty spoonful of face fucking bat sperm antidote
pudding from "Bob" for $30, CHEAP, and then the Answer shalt arise, and the
Answer shalt be, "Thou shalt be stupid, and thusly learn how not to be
stupid, and then thou shalt Get Slack, and activate thy Yetigene that allows
in only SACRED stupidity, and learn how to be stupid at the RIGHT TIME in
understanding how to PRACTICALLY avoid the Stark Fist of JHVH-1 hitting
THEE, and be forgiven thy traumatic stupidities with "BOB"'s Pils and
Blessed Frop, for thou shalt have Slack, and be superior to all thine
enemies, past and present and future, and no badly timed stupidity of thine
own or theirs shalt have dominion over thee, for thou shalt know TIME
CONTROL, and no Pinkness shall touch thee, though rivers of human blood flow
beneath thy feet, for you will have no master that maketh you stupid at the
wrong time in obedience to NHGH, not work, not stress, not addiction, not
other stupid humans, not trauma, not money, not False Slack, not even really
damn good, tight, perfect Pussy; therefore go forth and take no advice,
especially not mine, saith the BoB."

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E2F0A83.CAFE77E0@uiuc.edu>, Chas. 'Mark' Bee
<c-bee1@uiuc.edu> wrote:

> Jeff Spicoli wrote:
> >
> > Fitting, with the current strain of mind-altering science posts
> > as of late. For your consideration:
> > http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0304/baard.php
>
> Finally, a pill republicans can use to make people forget everything
> their mothers taught them - a republican goal for decades.

Note how many words one could slide into that "republican" slot and
have the sentence still make sense and still not be true.

Try "lumberjack."

I know quite few Republicans, and the ones I know aren't like that.

Just thought I'd mention it.

I was not a Republican, but when they came for the Republicans I said
something.

The article that Rev. Spicoli refers to is bloodcurdling and hopeful,
like news of any new powerful brain pill. As soon as they find the pill
that shuts down the neural pathways for DISGUST, I'll volunteer for the
testing.

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PRABOB

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

Sorry, thought I was still on alt.politics.usa.republican for a
second. Anyway, good point; guess I'm just still pissed that they are
simultaneously dragging two of our local pilots through the mud for
bombing 'friendlies' during the video game, so Bushie can still invent a war.

I think probably we all just need, in the words of the K'tadenate, to
"get back to the Tittie".

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From: "Peter Harris" <pharris@bootup.demon.co.uk>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:220120032015248112%stang@subgenius.com...

> The article that Rev. Spicoli refers to is bloodcurdling
and hopeful,
> like news of any new powerful brain pill. As soon as they
find the pill
> that shuts down the neural pathways for DISGUST, I'll
volunteer for the
> testing.

I could help you with that by moving in with you.
I can sicken people within seconds of meeting them.

--
Peter Harris
"It is an article of faith that there are no conspiracies in
American life" (Gore Vidal)

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E301C66.2D7391E4@uiuc.edu>, Chas. 'Mark' Bee
<c-bee1@uiuc.edu> wrote:

> I think probably we all just need, in the words of the K'tadenate, to
> "get back to the Tittie".

Yeah, Republican babes have titties too! And think how ignored some of
them probably feel.

SOME I said.

We must try to avoid sweeping generalizations unless they're hilarious.
Then, BOMBS AWAY!! Friendlies, enemies, everybody.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Let's not jump the gun; let 'em get the Disgust-Negating Pill invented
first.

Or is that just "beer"?

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