Things You Just Can't Do

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 3, 2003 10:25 PM

1. Mainline marshmallow sauce.
2. Back up from most personal social mistakes if you don't have fetching tits.
3. Start over from scratch, over & over again, without psychic tread loss.
4. Have intercourse with a rhinoceros dog-style.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> 1. Mainline marshmallow sauce.
> 2. Back up from most personal social mistakes
> if you don't have fetching tits.
> 3. Start over from scratch, over & over again,
> without psychic tread loss.
> 4. Have intercourse with a rhinoceros dog-style.
>

5. Set the controls for the heart of the anus.
6. Imflammaclamato.
7. How much crack must a crack whore sell, before
a crack whore can smoke crack?
8. Be elected Lord Mayor of your local Chevron.

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"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: "Kevin Cunningham" <smskjc@mindspring.com>

Wait a minute, you mean you can't have sex with a rhino doggy style???
WHAT??? So what was I doing for the last 30 years, huh? Get a grip...

Rev. Doc. Junior Mints
Anti-pope of Atlanta

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:

> 1. Mainline marshmallow sauce.
> 2. Back up from most personal social mistakes if you don't have
> fetching tits. 3. Start over from scratch, over & over again, without
> psychic tread loss. 4. Have intercourse with a rhinoceros dog-style.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

All you've got to do is put your mind to it,
Knuckle down, buckle down,
Do it, Do it, Do it.

You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
You can't go swimming in a baseball pool,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

You can't change film with a kid on your back,
You can't change film with a kid on your back,
You can't change film with a kid on your back,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

All you've got to do is put your mind to it,
Knuckle down, buckle down,
Do it, Do it, Do it.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

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