The Mutation of Artemia Salina

From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 7, 2003 2:29 AM

Geez I feel funny. There's this itchy bump on my collar bone...

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From: "ArteMIA SaliN" <y2k@sheayright.com>

Hey! WHAT THE FUCK?!! OOOOWW!!

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From: "aRteMI sAliN" <y2k@sheayright.com>

GRARG!! ITS *CHOKING* ME!!

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From: "aRtEm" <y2k@sheayright.com>

GRAG GYIG GYIG!!! GLACK!! THE FUCKING LUMP IS *GROWING*!!

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From: "ArTENSL SLIGGYICK" <y2k@sheayright.com>

AND NOW IT'S SPROUTING, *SLIGGYICK*, *HAIR*!!!
AND, A, *GLARG*, A MOUTH!!

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From: "ArtENSLO SalENSLO" <y2k@sheayright.com>

OH MY GOD!!! A HIDEOUS HEAD HAS SPROUTED OUT OF MY NECK,
AND IT'S PISSING EVERYONE OFF!!

This usenet performance art stuff SUCKS!!

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From: glassgnost <dlindner@nospam.dslextreme.com>

On Thu, 06 Mar 2003 23:44:09 -0800, ArtENSLO SalENSLO wrote:

> OH MY GOD!!! A HIDEOUS HEAD HAS SPROUTED OUT OF MY NECK, AND IT'S
> PISSING EVERYONE OFF!!
>
> This usenet performance art stuff SUCKS!!

You're just not being artistic *hard* enough.

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From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>

I'm reminded of The Onion's review of the kid's
potty training book called,
"Mermaids are Little Girls Who Pushed Too Hard"

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> I'm reminded of The Onion's review of the kid's
> potty training book called,
> "Mermaids are Little Girls Who Pushed Too Hard"

"Hey, honey! Stick this tuna fish up yer butt
and show my friend, Dave, here, yer mermaid
impression!"

--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <pan.2003.03.07.07.44.07.707339@sheayright.com>, ArtENSLO
SalENSLO <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

> OH MY GOD!!! A HIDEOUS HEAD HAS SPROUTED OUT OF MY NECK,
> AND IT'S PISSING EVERYONE OFF!!
>
> This usenet performance art stuff SUCKS!!
>

I know the pay is shitty, but I for one certainly enjoyed watching you
do that. Do that again.

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From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>

On Fri, 07 Mar 2003 10:24:17 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> I know the pay is shitty, but I for one certainly enjoyed watching you
> do that. Do that again.

SHANKTUARY! SHANKTUARY! OH, THE BELLS, THE *BELLS*.. THEY DEAFEN ME!

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From: Dr Nerdware <mcr@nerdware.org>

Voice in the desert: Quiet, isn't it, Artemia Salina?

> SHANKTUARY! SHANKTUARY! OH, THE BELLS, THE BELLS.. THEY DEAFEN ME!

MOORE! MOORE!
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From: Dr Nerdware <mcr@nerdware.org>

Voice in the desert: Quiet, isn't it, Rev. Ivan Stang?

> I know the pay is shitty, but I for one certainly enjoyed watching you
> do that. Do that again.

Likewise. One of the best laughs I've had all day.

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