How To Good-Bye Conspiracy....

From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Nov 18, 2002 12:13 AM
Message-ID: <171120022113523890%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

How to Good-Bye Conspiracy: If You Release Anus 100 Times Everyday.
Bullpockey? or True Path?

I think releasing anus 100 times and loosening navel 100 times in
succession everyday is effective to good-bye Conspiracy and take back
slack. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a newsgroup. I have
known a 50-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result,
he has a good fropstick and has grown 20 years thicker. His eyes
twinkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither
tolerated nor worked a job under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can
make shit three times in succession without blowing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within
his foot gland. It can burn out the dirty slackless of his body,
release his nental ife or third nostril, which has been confined to his
slackless. Then, he can shoot out his nental ife or third nostril to an
object, accubeat on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the
success of accubeating.

If you don't know accubeating, which gives you peculiar slack, your
life looks like hell.

Hiroyuki Lilith

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Sun, 17 Nov 2002 21:13:52 -0800, Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

> I have
>known a 50-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result,
>he has a good fropstick and has grown 20 years thicker. His eyes
>twinkle.

He may actually be dead.

Prod him with a stick. If he doesn't say HAY CUT THAT OUT then he is
probably dead.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"I will be warned of the dangers of time travel!",
remembered Tilly, of the warning she was given in the
future, of the perils of the past, which she presently
thought had been both historic and foresighted, "though
knowing now what I will know then makes it somewhat
anachronistic".
-Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, from The Novel

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

In article <171120022113523890%lilith@ZubJenius.com>,
Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

>I think releasing anus 100 times and loosening navel 100 times in
>succession everyday is effective to good-bye Conspiracy and take back
>slack. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a newsgroup. I have

I tried this.

Goddammit, you do NOT want my dry-cleaning bill.

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