EWW GROSS!

From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 30, 2002 9:58 PM

Was coming in from a night out and the porch lights were on...moths
everywhere...opened the door to go in the house and somehow WHEEEEEEP! I
breathed one in!

GAK SPTH GRK UNKH HOCKR.

alliekatt

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From: dkr. Xenu v.0.7 <noway@out.com>

You should be grateful for the mothman only chooses one to receive his
gift of prophesy, and you where it.

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From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

I shouldn't say it.

...

Cant Resist....

You said a mothfull!

--LXIX--
I hate me.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Just hope IT DOESN'T LAY EGGS IN YOUR LUNGS!

Don't stay awake tonight worrying about it,
though.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

In article <Pi7m9.9611$1F3.667@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>, "Alliekatt"
<alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Was coming in from a night out and the porch lights were on...moths
>everywhere...opened the door to go in the house and somehow WHEEEEEEP! I
>breathed one in!
>
>GAK SPTH GRK UNKH HOCKR.

Kiss me darling, kiss me NOW!

HARDER!

DEEEEPERRRRR ...

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier."
- Rudyard Kipling

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Alliekatt wrote:
>
> Was coming in from a night out and the porch lights were on...moths
> everywhere...opened the door to go in the house and somehow WHEEEEEEP! I
> breathed one in!
>
> GAK SPTH GRK UNKH HOCKR.
>
> alliekatt

And yet you eat shrimp.

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

nenslo wrote:

> And yet you eat shrimp.

Sea bugs... like fat, greazy roaches... I'll have the chickenstrips, please.
Queso

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

"You'll all be eating moth crap by the year 2002!" -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
in a fight with neighbors over "Bob's" ever-barking poodle, which was
later found poisoned, 1955.

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
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or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 01 Oct 2002 01:58:07 GMT, "Alliekatt"
<alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>

>GAK SPTH GRK UNKH HOCKR.

Damn!

We just done CHASED OFF Cthulhu, and now you've said the incantation
PRECISELY AGAIN!

For fucks' sake, if the moth looks like Vincent Price, BE A LITTLE
MORE CAREFUL, SOMETHING IS UP.

Sloppy fucker.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by
incompetence.
- Napoleon

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 01 Oct 2002 03:12:21 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
Jones) wrote:

>"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
>And the women come out to cut up what remains,
>Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
>An' go to your Gawd like a spider."
> - Rudyard Kipling

I guess it must have been the moth that did it to me.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I get exactly thee same creepy feeling that I get from
the Dittoheads -- this insanely prideful certainty that there is this
"cool," "right" way that's "our way" and that if some opposing facts
have to be sidestepped in order to keep THE TRUTH uncluttered, then so
be it. In other words, the end justifies the lies of omission because
"WE'RE RIGHT." And that's what it's all about -- LIES OF OMISSION.
- Rev Ivan Stang

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From: KRONOS <null@void.com>

Do you realize that there are starving people in Somalia? Shut up and
eat your moth.

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