Clarification

From: idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 30, 2003 12:21 AM

I realize, of late, a vast majority of my posts have dealt with the
passage of urine.

I would not like to leave you all with the impression that this is my
sole, or even my predominant interest in life. Really, it is just a
brief reflection upon one of life's functions, a sudden outburst of
thoughts which is not representative in any way of my life's
accomplishments, desires, or achievements. Urine occupies no more or
less a position in the totality of my existence than it properly should,
taken over time.

On the other hand, tits...

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

You needn't feel bad about it. I know how it is. I tried to quit peeing
numerous times. it's very hard to quit.

On my Big LIFE PRIORITY List, "TO PEE" is #3 (under breathing and
drinking water). Even "MONEY" ranks above "tits". "YOUR BACK NOT
HURTING" ranks before titties.

You're a SEX FIEND, Mister Sister. A Hound Dog. You can't fool me.

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