Carnivore jokes

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 9, 2002 2:07 AM

Why did the carnivore cross the road?
There was a dead possum on the other side.

Two carnivores are walking past a graveyard. One says "Just think of
all the rotting corpses in there." The other one points to his
stomach and says "You oughta see what's in HERE!"

How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'd rather spend their lives in darkness.


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