What didn't you know and when didn't you know it?

From: cyndismith2002@yahoo.com (Cyndi)
Newsgroups: alt.2600hz,alt.slack,comp.fonts,alt.abraham-lincoln,pilot.programmer.waba
Date: Sat, May 18, 2002 4:19 PM

Dan Rather: So Dick, what did you know and when did you know it?

Dick Cheney: Well, we knew the planes were going to be hijacked,
we knew the tradecenter was target numero uno, we knew the Kennedy
photographs were in the building, we knew that New Yorkers voted
for Hillary Clinton and we knew we had a moron on our hands.

Dan Rather: And what did you do about it?

Dick Cheney: Well, we let the tradecenter explode and we used
our attack dogs to save the Pentagon.

Dan Rather: And who are your attack dogs?

Dick Cheney: Can't say?

Dan Rather: Come on Dick, this is a matter of national security.

Dick Cheney: Okay, okay, we put Barbara Olson on one of the planes
and we armed her with a direct link to the Solicitor General of
the United States of America.

Dan Rather: And how did that turn out?

Dick Cheney: Well, how the hell were we supposed to know that the
hijackers would not listen to Barabara Olson? We've used her before
and she always came through for us. The crash into the Pentagon was
a total shock.

Dan Rather: And how would you characterize the mission to control
the terrorist threat on September 11, was it a success or a failure?
Where is Osama Bin Laden, is he why Cheney is now predicting another big bang?

Dick Cheney: Are you kidding, on September 10 we had a moron on our
hands and now the country is in the hands of Winston Churchill -you
call that a failure?

Dan Rather: That's some point Dick, and do you think Americans are
going to agree with you there?

Dick Cheney: They better, because if they don't, something worst is
going to happen.

Dan Rather: That sounds like blackmail.

Dick Cheney: It is, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Dan Rather: So what do we have to do to avoid another September 11?

Dick Cheney: Count the votes stupid.

Dan Rather: Thanks Dick.

Dick Cheney: Oh, you're very welcome, stupid. And you'd better stop
asking me those stupid questions because I am responsible for your
safety, get it !

Dan Rather: Certainly, yes Dick, I'm sorry -just one final question,
Where did you get the tactics that you are currently deploying?

Dick Cheney: Kent State. It worked for Nixon, and it worked for Bush
-bigtime.

Dan Rather: Thank you very much. You heard it straight from the Dick's
mouth. This is no Pearl Harbor -it's Kent State all over again, and war
will not be resisted, as long as we think we know what this is all about.
As long as people like Osama Bin Laden and Dick Cheney underestimate their
influence in the world, we can comfortably appreciate the fact that this
world is currently in the hands of suicidal warmongers -but don't worry,
Winston Churchill is in charge, and it's going to be a long, long war,
and isn't that a comforting thought?

http://www.dreamwater.org/art/jka/osama.htm

from one dick to another http://nixon.shorturl.com

"Excuse me, but I don't understand the refererence to Kent State."

"Well, well, my dear Forrest Gump, it's really very simple. Nixon
orchestrated Kent State to destroy the peace movement, and 911
is merely an extension of Nixononion logic."

"It doesn't make any sense unless..."

"Unless you clearly understand the media and criminals like Richard Nixon."

http://nixon.shorturl.com

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

In article <433985b9.0205181219.11e9912f@posting.google.com>,
cyndismith2002@yahoo.com (Cyndi) wrote:

>"Excuse me, but I don't understand the refererence to Kent State."
>
>"Well, well, my dear Forrest Gump, it's really very simple. Nixon
>orchestrated Kent State to destroy the peace movement, and 911
>is merely an extension of Nixononion logic."

When did Kent State destroy the peace movement? I thought that was Altamont!

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death, while praying for a fish.

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>When did Kent State destroy the peace movement? I thought that was Altamont!

No, it was the U.S.'s cowardly retreat from Saigon as the NVA was rolling in
with tanks.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

I thought it was when 'Saturday Night Fever' came out, and everybody
LIKED it.

You just can't do a decent peace movement in white polyester. It just
doesn't have the same "cosmic love" sense as the long hair headband
and buckskins thing with a bad haircut.

Somehow.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Birds are the eyes of God." -- Shaman Leo

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