The American Media

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jun 12, 2002 4:16 PM

I think they just like saying "dirty bomb". I mean, the media could have
called it the "fallout bomb" or "contaminated bomb", but no -- they went
with "dirty bomb". I bet the Japanese have a hard time keeping straight
faces when they watch Greta Van Susteren say "dirty bomb". Notice that all
OUR weapons have clean, moral names like "Patriot" and "Daisycutter", while
the enemy has bombs that are not only deadly, they also imply a lot of
brutish barbarian sex! Possibly even BUTTSEX, the DIRTIEST sex of all!

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

Sounds like it should be in that list of odd sexual practices if you
ask me.

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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

Yeah...when her sphincters clamp down on my wonder worm, its pretty darned
dirty, alright, but that's why we're doing it.

Would you like some Immodium-AD? I just made it fresh.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
You're about as useful as
a headphone jack on a BBQ grill

"I got a letter last year asking
if I would donate my brain to a medical school in Grenada.
I'll tell you, there are days when I think,
yeah, why not, get it over with."
- "The West Wing"

"The great architect of the universe has not invented
a subsitutute for results and victory."
- Hobart McWhorter

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <ae8vda0ga4@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPopeHuey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
why we're doing it.
>
> Would you like some Immodium-AD? I just made it fresh.
>

You kids and your butt sex.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <130620021035389669%stang@subgenius.com>, Rev. Ivan Stang
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

> You kids and your butt sex.

Just remember--shit is just STUFF with a bad reputation. And stuff.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

As far back as the 'Gulf War', American forces were using artillery shells
tipped with depleted uranium. Sounds like a 'dirty little bomb' to me,
especially when allied soldiers started coming down with various unexplainable
postwar diseases. The wind blows back in one's face.

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