I love mass hysteria

From: self@publicist.com (Baby Jesus)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 4:20 AM

I remember how much fun it was when I was going to die in a plane
crash because computers can't add up dates, but then it all turned out
to be a scam and then lots of computer geeks got fired. I think the
reason loved the being told I was going to die was it would not be my
fault and lots of other people were going to die too.

These days, I even find it hard to convince myself that evil rag-heads
are going to turn me into a lesbian (they have plans for a bomb that
makes that happen, you know).

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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

>These days, I even find it hard to convince myself that evil rag-heads
>are going to turn me into a lesbian (they have plans for a bomb that
>makes that happen, you know).
>
>

But do they really *want* more lesbians running around? I don't think so.

I do but they don't.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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From: "Rev. Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@LinkLine.COM>

RLan538885 wrote:

> >These days, I even find it hard to convince myself that evil rag-heads
> >are going to turn me into a lesbian (they have plans for a bomb that
> >makes that happen, you know).
>
> But do they really *want* more lesbians running around? I don't think so.

Short answer: yes. Long answer: it's better than a bunch of
pathetic little boys trying to all pretend they're Alpha Males.

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Subject: Re: I love mass hysteria
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 3:57 PM
Message-ID: <20020613155736.06648.00000892@mb-fe.aol.com>

>Short answer: yes. Long answer: it's better than a bunch of
>pathetic little boys trying to all pretend they're Alpha Males.

To each his own. When they come up with a lesbian bomb, we can renew the
discussion.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <20020613155736.06648.00000892@mb-fe.aol.com>,
rlan538885@aol.comnobozos says...

>To each his own. When they come up with a lesbian bomb, we can renew the
>discussion.

I thought they already had. They're eating each other in the streets lately. I
mean, look at Rosie O'Donnell. Okay, don't.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Candyass Pop Crap For The Now Generation

"If you want to make airplanes really safe,
make everyone who gets on board
eat some bacon and touch a penis;
you'll be completely safe then."
- Penn Gillette

"What's the matter, cat got yer crotch?"
- "Payback"

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> These days, I even find it hard to convince myself that evil rag-heads
> are going to turn me into a lesbian (they have plans for a bomb that
> makes that happen, you know).

if they also had a bomb which would turn lesbians straight, they could
alternate using them from one week to the next. and we'd all die from
confusion.

nikolai
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except the lesbians.

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From: SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@safe-mail.netnoise>

"nikolai kingsley" wanted alt.slack to know:

>if they also had a bomb which would turn lesbians straight, they could
>alternate using them from one week to the next. and we'd all die from
>confusion.

they've already been testing it on ann heche.

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

"nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au> wrote in message news:<newscache$5q1nxg$q4a$1@bartleby.maths.monash.edu.au>...

> if they also had a bomb which would turn lesbians straight, they could
> alternate using them from one week to the next. and we'd all die from
> confusion.
>

Yeah, oh GOD I love those lesbians.
They are so HOT!

Nothing turns me on more than the thought:

Ohhhhhhh man. This woman isn't attracted to me sexually at all!
Not even the merest fraction of a little bit.
Not even if I could vibrate my dick like a tuning fork.
Better pull the pud faster.

-APLY

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

"nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au> wrote in message news:<newscache$5q1nxg$q4a$1@bartleby.maths.monash.edu.au>...

> if they also had a bomb which would turn lesbians straight, they could
> alternate using them from one week to the next. and we'd all die from
> confusion.
>

OK.
This is different from the current situation, how?

--
C.

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From: "Rev. Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@LinkLine.COM>

Baby Jesus wrote:

> I remember how much fun it was when I was going to die in a plane
> crash because computers can't add up dates, but then it all turned out
> to be a scam and then lots of computer geeks got fired. I think the
> reason loved the being told I was going to die was it would not be my
> fault and lots of other people were going to die too.
>
> These days, I even find it hard to convince myself that evil rag-heads
> are going to turn me into a lesbian (they have plans for a bomb that
> makes that happen, you know).

The infamous "lezbomb," yes, I know of it. }:-}

Back in the Y2K nonsense I was often approached by people on
the soccor field -- teachers and parents knew I was a software
guy. One soccor coach asked me about how bad the destruction
and devistation was going to be. He had gone to a "seminar" on
what do to when the world started coming apart, you see.

It turns out that the "seminar" was given by a company that makes
and sells survival and camping goods, offering everything complete
from paper cups to gasoline powered electric generators to
fully stocked pick-up trucks.

The guy probably watched a lot of television. }:-}

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

"Baby Jesus" <self@publicist.com> wrote in message
news:f44ba5a0.0206130020.4fd494ee@posting.google.com...
> I remember how much fun it was when I was going to die in a plane
> crash because computers can't add up dates, but then it all turned out
> to be a scam and then lots of computer geeks got fired. I think the
> reason loved the being told I was going to die was it would not be my
> fault and lots of other people were going to die too.

The best part was sitting with a rifle and a week's worth of food watching
Dan Rather go completely NUTS on television! That made it all worthwhile.
You may recall that he had this insane decision to be on the air for 24
hours straight to cover the New Year in all time zones. By the time it got
to be midnight here he was already hallucinating!! It was awesome!
ABC/Disney sponsored some kind of wacky native drum performance in some
primitive nation and at the end of it Rather goes "Well. I think the word
for THAT is 'cacophany'."

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