From: "swilliams23@msn.com" <swilliams23@msn.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 10, 2002 11:26 AM
Have decided to get the hell outta Dodge. Not only Dodge,
but all of Kansas
and the entire US as well. Am considering Belize, Guatemala
or Costa Rica.
Have reasonable guaranteed income w/o working. No responsibilities
other
than food, coffee, 'frop, and Slack for myself. Any
advice/experience??
Thank you in advance for your response.
Regards and PRABOB,
Rev StanW
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
swilliams23@msn.com wrote:
>
> Have decided to get the hell outta Dodge. Not only
> Dodge, but all of Kansas and the entire US as well.
> Am considering Belize
The place to be if you never, ever want to do anything
ever again. For nothing ever happens in Belize. Why?
I have no idea. But if you move there, you will end
your days wearing cutoffs on the beach with a local
wench on one arm and a bottle of cheap rum in the other
hand, in a semi-comotose state. It is much like being
really high on marijuana, but never sobering up.
Interestingly enough, the majority are of African-
Indian descent.
> Guatemala
The people look either like ancient Olmecs or ancient
Mayans. Every city is different. The northern half
of the country is jungle preserve dotted with small
volcanoes. Parts are steamy jungle or steamy coastline,
but inland there are exceptionally pleasant, temperate
areas like Antigua Guatemala. If the Germans ran the
place it would be heaven. The expat Americans who live
there look like Ernest Hemingway and will go on at
length about how nohow, noway can anything drag them
back to the US. Oh, yeah. Periodically they have a
civil war that lasts for generations.
If you move there I hope you like avacados and brightly
colored woven garments that look like uniforms worn
in
some eastern european dance-around-and-slap-each-other-
silly festival. On them it looks good.
> or Costa Rica.
A place to be if you got boucoup dollars and are very,
very careful about politics. Founded as a retirement
community for military officers and NCO's, they run
a
tight ship and appreciate the finer things in life.
Like estates, and servants, and quiet. And non-
violence. And growing flowers. And avoiding civil
unrest. And running drugs to anti-communist guerillas
from CIA airbases. And NO extradition except for child
molesters, communists, and the poor.
Honduras
You didn't ask about Honduras. Don't ask.
--
Help me Landru.
Help me get her out of my heart.
-- nu-monet
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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
<swilliams23@msn.com> wrote in message
news:B9A37960.300%swilliams23@msn.com...
> Have decided to get the hell outta Dodge. Not only
Dodge, but all of
Kansas
> and the entire US as well. Am considering Belize,
Guatemala or Costa Rica.
> Have reasonable guaranteed income w/o working.
No responsibilities other
> than food, coffee, 'frop, and Slack for myself.
Any advice/experience??
> Thank you in advance for your response.
> Regards and PRABOB,
> Rev StanW
>
I know where I'm going. After liquidating the family
cashola I'm off to You
Know Where where people FUCKING THINK and behave RESPONSIBLY
except as
regards alcohol and fried foods. To find me just look
for the Kerry Church
office. It'll be the boat tour office and art studio
storefront painted
electric purple, with the dobbsheads stenciled around
the green doorframe,
just off Main, with fropped out hippie fishermen in
the back room playing
tin whistles.
And cats flopped out in the lace-curtained windows.
I'll be the one sitting and drinking out front, in the
back seat of my beat
up powder blue Mini Cooper with no hubcaps and a bobblehead
Bono on the
dashboard.
alliekatt
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
<swilliams23@msn.com> wrote in message
news:B9A37960.300%swilliams23@msn.com
> Have decided to get the hell outta Dodge. Not only
Dodge, but all of
> Kansas and the entire US as well. Am considering
Belize, Guatemala or
> Costa Rica. Have reasonable guaranteed income w/o
working. No
> responsibilities other than food, coffee, 'frop,
and Slack for
> myself. Any advice/experience?? Thank you in advance
for your
> response. Regards and PRABOB,
> Rev StanW
Holland is very pleasant. You have to learn Dutch to
get citizenship, but
they're pretty laid back. We met some American expats
there who said they
just never bothered getting the citizen papers, and
that nobody has ever
asked them to show any. It's brutally fuckin cold most
of the time, though.
But the chicks are super-hot, they have great medical
care, people are
really polite, and everyone speaks english.
--
So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is
("-- ") and not
the way yours is ("--"). -- Some Linux
Freak
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
RUSSIA should be considered.
I know that may sound stark raving insane to some, but
apparently
today's big city Russia can be Utopia for an American
who knows how to
play his cards right. I am not one of those Americans,
but I read part
of a book by some, at Sterno's house. Sterno was given
this book for
Christmas and could not stop reading it until he finished
it a day
later. I had the same problem when he showed it to me.
eXile
by Matt Taibbi & Mark Ames
These two young American hipsters moved to Russia and
started an
English language magazine for expatriots. Their adventures
make those
of Hunter S. Thompson seem like Garrison Keilor's by
comparison. Suffie
it to say that in Russia these two fellows achieved
The American Dream
-- Jack Nicholson and Roman Polanski style. With impunity.
--
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of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin,
TX 78720-4206
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Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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From: "swilliams23@msn.com" <swilliams23@msn.com>
in article 100920022023022603%stang@subgenius.com, Rev.
Ivan Stang at
stang@subgenius.com wrote on 9/10/02 7:22 PM:
>
> RUSSIA should be considered.
>
> I know that may sound stark raving insane to some,
but apparently
> today's big city Russia can be Utopia for an American
who knows how to
> play his cards right. I am not one of those Americans,
but I read part
> of a book by some, at Sterno's house. Sterno was
given this book for
> Christmas and could not stop reading it until he
finished it a day
> later. I had the same problem when he showed it
to me.
>
> eXile
> by Matt Taibbi & Mark Ames
>
> These two young American hipsters moved to Russia
and started an
> English language magazine for expatriots. Their
adventures make those
> of Hunter S. Thompson seem like Garrison Keilor's
by comparison. Suffie
> it to say that in Russia these two fellows achieved
The American Dream
> -- Jack Nicholson and Roman Polanski style. With
impunity.
I've given your post some thought, having been to Murmansk
and Vladivostok
during my days as a merchant seaman and with what I
hear/read of these days,
and see on the internet with all the Russian porn, this
is a damn good idea!
I'm gonna find this book and check it out. I am very
seriously considering
splitting. I don't HAVE to live here anymore.....
Thanks!
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
In article <B9A37960.300%swilliams23@msn.com>,
swilliams23@msn.com <swilliams23@msn.com> wrote:
>Have decided to get the hell outta Dodge. Not only
Dodge, but all of Kansas
>and the entire US as well. Am considering Belize,
Guatemala or Costa Rica.
>Have reasonable guaranteed income w/o working. No
responsibilities other
>than food, coffee, 'frop, and Slack for myself.
Any advice/experience??
>Thank you in advance for your response.
>Regards and PRABOB,
>Rev StanW
My Uncle just retired to Costa Rico. Swell place if
you
speak Spanish or are willing to learn fast. Lots of
neat
jungles, and its fairly cheap to live there. Not that
many
far right crazy army generals (Costa Rico had and has
no army)
and such, hence, no angry guerilla types either. The
only problem is,
making a living. But if you have that snaked, its a
good place to retire.
Cheerful Charlie
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <B9A46765.41B%swilliams23@msn.com>,
<"swilliams23@msn.com">
wrote:
> I've given your post some thought, having been
to Murmansk and Vladivostok
> during my days as a merchant seaman and with what
I hear/read of these days,
> and see on the internet with all the Russian porn,
this is a damn good idea!
> I'm gonna find this book and check it out. I am
very seriously considering
> splitting. I don't HAVE to live here anymore.....
> Thanks!
>
After our first visit to Hole-in-Head-Land (aka The
Neanderthalands) we
seriously thought about leaving this country. Of course
it was the
legal pot that first had us thinking that way. But as
we looked into it
we started seeing how many other areas of life are left
up to the
individual there.
But as we examined it even more, it became clear that
Holland has its
own problems which aren't apparent to the tourist.
I have seriously considered England, believe it or not.
I can speak and
read the language, although I have not yet learned to
understand it
spoken.
New Zealand and Australia have been so "in"
lately that I reckon
they'll become the new California -- in other words,
I probably waited
too long, again, and they're already sliding downhill
as the High
Normals flock there.
Since I got my house cleaned, my yard mowed and the
artwork mostly
framed and up on the walls, I have decided that America
in my immediate
vicinity isn't so bad, and for now I'll just continue
Building My Own
Ship/Amsterdam right here in the middle of Cleveland,
Ohio.
America right down the street is still pretty bad, but
there are much
much much worse places than even the worst part of St.
Clair Avenue. I
am actually NOT worried about being carted off to some
American gulag
because I said "fuck" on my website or wondered
aloud if Tim McVeigh
hadn't been behind 9-11 while working for Nixon's clone.
I am more
worried about some drunk driver running a red light
and smashing into
me on my way home from the store, or leaving a stove
burner on and
setting my own house on fire. You have to worry about
that shit just
about anywhere in the world.
The mother hugging tree fuckers of this neighborhood
won't even let the
city spray us for the West Nile Virus, so now I have
to worry about
catching that. Instead of getting the Mutagenic Fits
from the bug
spray.
Best thing to do, carry your lucky rabbit's foot and
your Dobbshead.
Unless you're a rabbit.
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From: "swilliams23@msn.com" <swilliams23@msn.com>
in article OaKf9.465249$Aw4.19264432@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com,
ICEKNIFE
at icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net wrote on 9/11/02 11:28 AM:
> Don't think Luxembourg has any broads to study.
I mean, they HAVE them, but
> they're Swiss, so they go home at night. Semester
at sea has plenty of
> broads to study, but you have to compete with a
lot of seamen.
>
>
The cabin-boy, the cabin-boy, that dirty little nipper!
He lined his ass with broken glass,
And circumcised the Skipper!!
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From: "swilliams23@msn.com" <swilliams23@msn.com>
For me it's a kinda of celebration thing. For the first
time in 6 long years
I don't have any surgeries or medical porocedures pending
or decisions to
make re: same. Or lawsuits. And for 13 years BEFORE
this debacle, I WAS a
seaman. Being stationary is not natural for me.
So it's more a "why not?" scenario than a
"why?".
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From: "swilliams23@msn.com" <swilliams23@msn.com>
in article 3D7F677F.5221@succeeds.com, nu-monet v5.0
at nothing@succeeds.com
wrote on 9/11/02 10:51 AM:
>
> Of course, you WILL have to set up a second Russian
> Clench. Given the Russian penchant for tabloid
news,
> crude humor and gross outs, and the laizzes-faire
porn
> situation, you will prolly have more members than
you
> can shake a stick at.
>
> Think of them as your little peniiiski.
Yes, to be put into the Missionary Position for "Bob"!!!!
And by the Sacred Scribe himself, no less.
I think 1,000 rubles should be a pretty safe figure
for membership......
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