Subject: Who do they keep talking about?

From: pope_phil_monty@subgenius.T\/ (Pope Phil Monty)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: pope_phil_monty@subgenius.T\/
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 11:43 AM
Message-ID: <memo.20030323164357.3892A@admin.compulink.co.uk>

Who is the "shocking whore" that they keep talking about in the war coverage
on the TV this week?

Phil Monty
Pope of the North of England
and Mornington Crescent
speaking for UK SubGenius Heresy.
incorporating the Church of Scatology and science of DIURETICS
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"remember: If you`re not offending somebody, then you're not doing it right"

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Subject: Re: Who do they keep talking about?
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 12:20 PM
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Pope Phil Monty wrote:
>
> Who is the "shocking whore" that they keep
> talking about in the war coveragen on the
> TV this week?
>

It is part of the "Shuck and Jive" campaign.

BTW, were you aware that "Iraq" and "Bagdad"
were euphamisms for respectively "Illinois"
and "Chicago"? They let it slip every now
and then on CNN about the rebels.

They did score one when they caught that
Trident submarine in the Chicago River,
though. You could see them firing their
machine guns into the water.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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Subject: Re: Who do they keep talking about?
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 9:19 PM
Message-ID: <230320031819214527%bear@pole.com>

In article <memo.20030323164357.3892A@admin.compulink.co.uk>,
pope_phil_monty@subgenius.T\/ (Pope Phil Monty) wrote:

> Who is the "shocking whore" that they keep talking about in the war coverage
> on the TV this week?
>
Clean out your ears boy! That's Shawkinaw, as in Shawkinaw Nation,
first inhabitants of the Missippotamian Valley.

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Subject: Re: Who do they keep talking about?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 1:53 AM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303232253.2d1d2a93@posting.google.com>

polar bear <bear@pole.com> wrote in message news:<230320031819214527%bear@pole.com>...
> In article <memo.20030323164357.3892A@admin.compulink.co.uk>,
> pope_phil_monty@subgenius.T\/ (Pope Phil Monty) wrote:
>
> > Who is the "shocking whore" that they keep talking about in the war coverage
> > on the TV this week?
> >
> Clean out your ears boy! That's Shawkinaw, as in Shawkinaw Nation,
> first inhabitants of the Missippotamian Valley.

Damn, I was hoping it had something to do with Sailor Moon and Wolf Blitzer.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
My world is WAY like Robert DeNiro at the end of "The King of Comedy."
I'm onstage telling the AWFUL TRUTH and people are LAUGHING.
Oh well, that's show biz!

"We make up so much stuff on the show,
I don't know what's real anymore."
- "The Daily Show"

"My head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones."
- "Futurama"

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Subject: Re: Who do they keep talking about?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 11:26 PM
Message-ID: <3E7E88F8.F07B2163@yahooX.com>

Pope Phil Monty wrote:
>
> Who is the "shocking whore" that they keep talking about in the war coverage
> on the TV this week?
>
That's our beloved president.

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