Subject: Whatever Happened to Fay Wray

From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 9:58 AM
Message-ID: <iCDha.1102$tr2.28@nwrdny03.gnilink.net>

The GWII Rocky Horror Revival cast...

OK, Tony Blair as Frankenfurter and Vladimir Putin as Riff Raff, for sure.
I'm torn between casting George Bushes Sr. and Jr. or Gerhard Schroeder and
Jacques Chirac as the Professor and Eddie. Who plays Brad and Janet? Condi
Rice would make a FINE Columbia.

Dunter

"Get back, Jack; I aren't pay for Slack!"

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Subject: Re: Whatever Happened to Fay Wray
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 10:45 AM
Message-ID: <3E871132.73D4@succeeds.com>

Dunter Powries wrote:
>
> The GWII Rocky Horror Revival cast...
>

My selections:

Dr. Frank-N-Furter ........George W. Bush
Brad Majors ...............Tony Blair
Janet Weiss ...............Paula Zahn (CNN)
Riff Raff .................Vladimir Putin
Magenta ...................Hillary Clinton
Columbia ..................Condi Rice
Eddie .....................Colin Powell
Rocky .....................Saddam Hussein
Dr. Everett Von Scott .....Dick Cheney
The Criminologist .........Peter Arnett

I'm dying to see the "Toucha Toucha Toucha
Touch Me" song, Paula accompanied by Hillary
and Condi.

"Hot Patootie" by Colin Powell would be trippy,
too.

"Damn it, Janet" would xlate perfectly into
"Damn it, Paula"

"Sweet Transvestite" by George would be far
better than Tony Blair. George has that high
tension hetero look that would go nuts with
him cross dressed.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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Subject: Re: Whatever Happened to Fay Wray
From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 11:22 AM
Message-ID: <TQEha.11918$_14.1358@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>

Colin Powell as Eddie is inspired. I wish I'd thought of it and now I wish
I could stop.

George W. Bush: But a deltoid and a bicep,
A hot groin and a tricep,
Makes me - Ooh! - shake,
Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand...

Donald Rumsfeld: In just seven days...

George W. Bush: Oh, baby...

Donald Rumsfeld: I can make you a man!

George W. Bush: I don't want no dissension,
Just dynamic tension,

Condi Rice: I'm a muscle fan!

Donald Rumsfeld: In just seven days,
I can make you a man!

George W. Bush: Dig it if you can ...

Donald Rumsfeld: In just seven days,
I can make you a man.

nu-monet v5.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3E871132.73D4@succeeds.com...
> Dunter Powries wrote:
> >
> > The GWII Rocky Horror Revival cast...
> >
>
> My selections:
>
> Dr. Frank-N-Furter ........George W. Bush
> Brad Majors ...............Tony Blair
> Janet Weiss ...............Paula Zahn (CNN)
> Riff Raff .................Vladimir Putin
> Magenta ...................Hillary Clinton
> Columbia ..................Condi Rice
> Eddie .....................Colin Powell
> Rocky .....................Saddam Hussein
> Dr. Everett Von Scott .....Dick Cheney
> The Criminologist .........Peter Arnett
>
>
> I'm dying to see the "Toucha Toucha Toucha
> Touch Me" song, Paula accompanied by Hillary
> and Condi.
>
> "Hot Patootie" by Colin Powell would be trippy,
> too.
>
> "Damn it, Janet" would xlate perfectly into
> "Damn it, Paula"
>
> "Sweet Transvestite" by George would be far
> better than Tony Blair. George has that high
> tension hetero look that would go nuts with
> him cross dressed.
>
> --
> "YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
> "GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
>
> --Kino Beman, brand name

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Subject: Re: Whatever Happened to Fay Wray
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2003 12:08 PM
Message-ID: <3E872474.75DB@succeeds.com>

Dunter Powries wrote:
>
> Colin Powell as Eddie is inspired. I wish I'd
> thought of it and now I wish I could stop.

Pic and song on a.b.s.

>
> > My selections:
> >
> > Dr. Frank-N-Furter ........George W. Bush
> > Brad Majors ...............Tony Blair
> > Janet Weiss ...............Paula Zahn (CNN)
> > Riff Raff .................Vladimir Putin
> > Magenta ...................Hillary Clinton
> > Columbia ..................Condi Rice
> > Eddie .....................Colin Powell
> > Rocky .....................Saddam Hussein
> > Dr. Everett Von Scott .....Dick Cheney
> > The Criminologist .........Peter Arnett
> >

--
"Boys don't make passes at
girls with small bladders"
--nu-monet

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