Subject: What is War?

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 5:26 PM
Message-ID: <3E7CE304.E729B3BA@subgenius.com>

I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other, that
straight people simply can never understand.

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: "Dunter Powrie" <fech.red@cap>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 5:28 PM
Message-ID: <Zr5fa.78847$gi1.32689@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>

"As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular."
-Oscar Wilde

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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> I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other, that
> straight people simply can never understand.
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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 6:26 PM
Message-ID: <pasp7vcs148r1fmbj9o8oiuu6g9h5go2vj@4ax.com>

On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 17:26:12 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other, that
>straight people simply can never understand.

War is an excuse for the big rich folks to wank off with each other
and break all of those Sacred Religious Commandments that little folks
like you and I are never allowed to break. "Thou shalt not kill" --
yeah right! Except when those evil towelheads and savages are
concerned!

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,aus.talk.ltuae,talk.bizarre
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 10:46 PM
Message-ID: <newscache$q0q6ch$gx8$1@bartleby.maths.monash.edu.au>

> War is an excuse for the big rich folks to wank off with each other
> and break all of those Sacred Religious Commandments that little folks
> like you and I are never allowed to break.

oh, sure, it is *now*. back before Moabs and musket rifles and compound
bows, it was when you saw the other tribe of monkeys making a decent go of
it, so you'd get together a bunch of other monkeys and go steal their food.

maybe that would make wars easier to deal with in the 21st century - you can
field as many combatants as you want, but they all have to use their fists.
no kevlar allowed. i imagine that would lead to the biggest chop-sockey
fight scene you ever did see.

nikolai
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war. what the hell is it good for?
a) cutting down on excess population
b) developing technology
c) gives the media something to talk about
d) gives the government something to distract the public, from their
appalling mistakes.

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 11:52 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R2203032358200001@news.earthlink.net>

In article <pasp7vcs148r1fmbj9o8oiuu6g9h5go2vj@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 17:26:12 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
>wrote:
>>I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other, that
>>straight people simply can never understand.
>
>War is an excuse for the big rich folks to wank off with each other
>and break all of those Sacred Religious Commandments that little folks
>like you and I are never allowed to break. "Thou shalt not kill" --
>yeah right! Except when those evil towelheads and savages are
>concerned!

And the French. OK to kill the French, because they have a PHILOSOPHICAL
DIFFERENCE with us.

Dobbs' hairy balls, people are having their businesses torched because they
have the word 'French' on the front window!

America, the country of individualists, now the country of jerking meat
puppets repeating endlessly what the magic box tells them to.

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 12:20 AM
Message-ID: <ptgq7vkqc757nqgkvq8snvv4191hr7ulpn@4ax.com>

On Sun, 23 Mar 2003 04:52:03 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
Jones) wrote:

>In article <pasp7vcs148r1fmbj9o8oiuu6g9h5go2vj@4ax.com>, Modemac
><modemac@modemac.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 17:26:12 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
>>wrote:
>>>I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other, that
>>>straight people simply can never understand.
>>
>>War is an excuse for the big rich folks to wank off with each other
>>and break all of those Sacred Religious Commandments that little folks
>>like you and I are never allowed to break. "Thou shalt not kill" --
>>yeah right! Except when those evil towelheads and savages are
>>concerned!
>
>And the French. OK to kill the French, because they have a PHILOSOPHICAL
>DIFFERENCE with us.
>
>Dobbs' hairy balls,

I'm sorry, but I just absolutely cannot see Dobb's balls as hairy.

Look, Dobbs is obviously a relatively hairless man. His testicles
would undoubtedly be of the relatively hairless sort. Likewise I
can't possibly see Dobbs having chest hair, arm hair, etc.

If we can't agree on these CRITICAL THEOLOGICAL POINTS, can we call
ourselves SUBGENIUSES?

>people are having their businesses torched because they
>have the word 'French' on the front window!
>
>America, the country of individualists, now the country of jerking meat
>puppets repeating endlessly what the magic box tells them to.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

The secret to flying is actually quite simple. Just throw yourself at the ground as
hard as you can, and miss.
- Douglas Adams

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 12:56 PM
Message-ID: <20030323125631.16393.00000250@mb-mf.aol.com>

>And the French. OK to kill the French, because they have a PHILOSOPHICAL
>DIFFERENCE with us.
>
>Dobbs' hairy balls, people are having their businesses torched because they
>have the word 'French' on the front window!
>
>America, the country of individualists, now the country of jerking meat
>puppets repeating endlessly what the magic box tells them to.

The Neo-Conservatives who are driving policy for our nation these days remind
me of little spolied rich kids.

They must have their way, they like to beat up on people are will cannot or
will not (on principle) fight back, and they love to mock anyone who does not
get down and kiss theri asses & tell them how smart they are.

We are truly screwed, becuase this bunch are like Saddam, they will not give up
power easily. The next election is going to raise teh "dirty tricks" bar so
high that even Nixon would dissavow them!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 9:26 PM
Message-ID: <xX8fa.55244$Ke.3842143@twister.austin.rr.com>

"iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:3E7CE304.E729B3BA@subgenius.com
> I think war is one of those gay things, like pissing on each other,
> that straight people simply can never understand.

According to this month's Barely Legal magazine, pissing on each other
has moved to the mainstream heterosexual community, WITH A VENGEANCE!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: What is War?
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 9:50 PM
Message-ID: <3E7D20F5.5BE7@succeeds.com>

Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> According to this month's Barely Legal
> magazine, pissing on each other has moved
> to the mainstream heterosexual community,
> WITH A VENGEANCE!
>

That fills my heart with glee.

I can see the various fallout from it:

"Students expelled for peeing on each other
in the hallways between classes"

"Doctors cite numerous reasons why teenagers
shouldn't urinate on each other"

"Schools closing restrooms to prevent the
spread of urine stains on uniforms"

"Parents blame violent video games for upsurge
in student-on-student urinations"

"Upset mother files lawsuit against school
district for not preventing gang-peeing of
daughter"

"Teacher arrested for peeing on student"

"Boys don't make passes at girls with small
bladders"

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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