Subject: War on Terra

From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 1:33 PM
Message-ID: <v7k2d0esq6b877@corp.supernews.com>

That suhthuhn drawl these guys use when thay supposedly talk about the
"war on terrOR" is somewhat suspicious.....

-2B

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 3:10 PM
Message-ID: <3E7A2020.F282F9AF@tubes.com>

Two Beans wrote:

> That suhthuhn drawl these guys use when thay supposedly talk about the
> "war on terrOR" is somewhat suspicious.....
>
> -2B

I must concern!
I've always held that "Hicks Don't Mix With Politiks".

Spicoli

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 4:49 PM
Message-ID: <200320031649203462%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E7A2020.F282F9AF@tubes.com>, Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com>
wrote:

> Two Beans wrote:
>
> > That suhthuhn drawl these guys use when thay supposedly talk about the
> > "war on terrOR" is somewhat suspicious.....
> >
> > -2B
>
> I must concern!
> I've always held that "Hicks Don't Mix With Politiks".
>

Two Beans was making a joke on the pronunciation of "Terror" as "Terra"
implying that these Southerners were at war with EARTH, implying that
they aren't Earth Men.

However, I too must concern.

We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all the
laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
non-Southerners.

(That was sarcasm.)

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: 66635@s66itl6ips.com
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 5:14 PM
Message-ID: <fafk7vcp8ac38ng2h6cmklpbn6834m0lll@4ax.com>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 16:49:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
>Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
>pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all the
>laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
>non-Southerners.
>
>
>(That was sarcasm.)

Oh no it wasn't

"If not backing the president is treason, shouldn't all the people who
tried to impeach President Clinton be behind bars right now?"

- Bill Maher

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 6:09 PM
Message-ID: <200320031809525908%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <fafk7vcp8ac38ng2h6cmklpbn6834m0lll@4ax.com>, Lou Scannon
<scannon@lmountain.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 16:49:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> >We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
> >Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
> >pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all the
> >laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
> >non-Southerners.
> >
> >
> >(That was sarcasm.)
>
>
> Oh no it wasn't

Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban non-Southerner.

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: 66635@s66itl6ips.com
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 7:15 PM
Message-ID: <t5mk7vsaf5f9125de3a7nc33fl89m0ft5t@4ax.com>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 18:09:52 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>In article <fafk7vcp8ac38ng2h6cmklpbn6834m0lll@4ax.com>, Lou Scannon
><scannon@lmountain.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 16:49:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>> >We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
>> >Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
>> >pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all the
>> >laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
>> >non-Southerners.
>> >
>> >
>> >(That was sarcasm.)
>>
>>
>> Oh no it wasn't
>
>
>Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban non-Southerner.

Get outta here!?!?
You're pullin' our legs, right?

"If not backing the president is treason, shouldn't all the people who
tried to impeach President Clinton be behind bars right now?"

- Bill Maher

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 8:36 PM
Message-ID: <40uea.57913$eb.1812730@twister.austin.rr.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:200320031809525908%stang@subgenius.com
> In article <fafk7vcp8ac38ng2h6cmklpbn6834m0lll@4ax.com>, Lou Scannon
> <scannon@lmountain.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 16:49:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>>> We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
>>> Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
>>> pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all
>>> the laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
>>> non-Southerners.
>>>
>>>
>>> (That was sarcasm.)
>>
>>
>> Oh no it wasn't
>
>
> Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban
> non-Southerner.

Actually, man, you are now. That's how they get you. First the accent
starts to fade, next you start drinking lates and finally you end up
reading poetry and gazing meaninfully out the window at the endless
plains of snow.

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.

--Bill Palmer on SubGenii

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 8:57 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9344D5C214668nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.82>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in news:200320031809525908%
stang@subgenius.com:

> In article <fafk7vcp8ac38ng2h6cmklpbn6834m0lll@4ax.com>, Lou Scannon
> <scannon@lmountain.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 16:49:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>> >We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
>> >Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
>> >pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all
the
>> >laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
>> >non-Southerners.
>> >
>> >
>> >(That was sarcasm.)
>>
>>
>> Oh no it wasn't
>
>
> Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban non-
Southerner.
>

Ahlrite... iz yew all makin' fun of us Rebels? HUH? Yew damned yankees
just tryin' ta keep us down since y'all won the War Between the States.
But we'uns done lernt POLTICKS! NOW y'all gonna pay for all that burnin'
of Atlanta crap an rapin' our wimmens!

"HELL No I ain't fergettin!"
_________________
-- Reverend DJ Epoch
-- The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
-- Divine Southern Redneck Clench

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 20, 2003 9:59 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303201859.7cb6958c@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<200320031809525908%stang@subgenius.com>...

> Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban non-Southerner.

I looked up the term "Stang" in the dictionary, but all I could find
was the picture of a catapault with a terrified, bound gibbon in the
cup.

--

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The native music of Iraq sounds like someone
is abusing a cluster of young pelicans
with chicken tongs. Whew...and I thought rap was bad.

"Charming place...
... an inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world."
- "M*A*S*H*"

"We always rise from our own ashes."
- "Children of Dune"

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 21, 2003 5:13 AM
Message-ID: <zDedna_FFMt1eOejXTWcpg@lmi.net>

"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0303201859.7cb6958c@posting.google.com...
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:<200320031809525908%stang@subgenius.com>...
>
> > Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban
non-Southerner.
>
> I looked up the term "Stang" in the dictionary, but all I could
find
> was the picture of a catapault with a terrified, bound gibbon in the
> cup.

ABS PIC PLEASE, SOMEONE!

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 21, 2003 3:52 AM
Message-ID: <3E7AD2C1.5A7C4E97@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <3E7A2020.F282F9AF@tubes.com>, Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Two Beans wrote:
> >
> > > That suhthuhn drawl these guys use when thay supposedly talk about the
> > > "war on terrOR" is somewhat suspicious.....
> > >
> > > -2B
> >
> > I must concern!
> > I've always held that "Hicks Don't Mix With Politiks".
> >
>
> Two Beans was making a joke on the pronunciation of "Terror" as "Terra"
> implying that these Southerners were at war with EARTH, implying that
> they aren't Earth Men.
>
> However, I too must concern.
>
> We brilliant urban non-Southerners have always known that all
> Southerners are hicks, and all hicks are stupid, and BOY, it sure
> pisses me off that those STUPID, IGNORANT HICKS so often write all the
> laws that control the behavior of us brilliant smooth-talking
> non-Southerners.
>
> (That was sarcasm.)
>

I believe that only the hicks are capable of being "honest"
politicians. Huey Long and LBJ for example. Opponents bought,
threatened or beaten out, and supporters photographing each other
carrying stuffed ballot boxes from one polling place to another. I'd
a damn sight rather have blatant criminality right out in the open
than the sneaky stuff that you don't find out about for twenty years
and even then it's too fucked up to even believe. A man who's honest
enough to admit he's a liar is the only one I'll trust.

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 3:36 PM
Message-ID: <240320031536328695%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8cc8cffc.0303201859.7cb6958c@posting.google.com>,
HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:<200320031809525908%stang@subgenius.com>...
>
> > Let me put it this way, I'm not really a brilliant urban non-Southerner.
>
> I looked up the term "Stang" in the dictionary, but all I could find
> was the picture of a catapault with a terrified, bound gibbon in the
> cup.
>

Actually a "stang" is an antique term for the uncomfortable pole upon
which adulterers were paraded through town as punishment for being
caught ("riding the stang" in the Middle Ages). The word "stang" was
replaced in current parlance by the modern word "television."

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Subject: Re: War on Terra
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 11:39 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303242039.7a7101fd@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<240320031536328695%stang@subgenius.com>...
> In article <8cc8cffc.0303201859.7cb6958c@posting.google.com>,
> HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:

> > I looked up the term "Stang" in the dictionary, but all I could find
> > was the picture of a catapault with a terrified, bound gibbon in the
> > cup.

>>>>> Actually a "stang" is an antique term for the uncomfortable pole
upon
> which adulterers were paraded through town as punishment for being
> caught ("riding the stang" in the Middle Ages). The word "stang" was
> replaced in current parlance by the modern word "television."

That explains the catapault, but not the gibbon.

Actually, that makes about as much sense as Legume being named after
beans, all gas jokes aside. Youse guys have more sinister agendas than
France has gagsome odors.

"Bush would look at Reagan
the way your dog looks at your answering machine
when you're not home and your voice comes out of it."
- Darrell Hammond

"All that's left now is to find a comfortable chair and pick a
liquor."
- "Roseanne"

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