Subject: War Begins: 13-03

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2003 12:21 PM
Message-ID: <3E6B787D.35DB@succeeds.com>

According to some newpapers, the
Big Black Iraq Attack begins on
March 13.

That's 13-03.

Or maybe I should say "13-03".

Listen up. And always watch the skies.

--
"I don't trust common sense."
--Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

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Subject: Re: War Begins: 13-03
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2003 5:16 PM
Message-ID: <090320031716125777%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E6B9C58.29AB@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
>
> I think that pretty well settles it:
>
> "No more ethamphetamine-may for ang-Stay."

Har har, give me a break, you post as many sentences as I do every
day... probably a lot more! I just post mine all in one place.

The foolish goat spreads his droppings everywhere, hither and yon. The
lion may follow the foolish little goat's trail of little black
pellets. Yet the mighty walrus shits only once a week, 700 pounds at
one time, which load sinks immediately to the bottom of the icey
waters, never to be seen or smelled except by ice crabs. WHO, THE
BILLYGOAT or the WALRUS, WILL THE LIONS CATCH FIRST, eh? EH?

You see, I have it ALLLLLLLllll figured out.

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PRABOB

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Subject: Re: War Begins: 13-03
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 10, 2003 9:52 PM
Message-ID: <Xns933ADEF01D413nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.99>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in news:090320031402016661%
stang@subgenius.com:

<snip>
>
> That thought has got my sci-fi and thriller-addled brain just going
> like mad. Poor peace girl Princess Wei couldn't get me to stop coming
> up with Future War Game scenarios. I don't really know jack shit about
> that stuff, which makes it easier for me to come up with outlandish
> schemes. Those shuttle astronauts were onto the BIG PLAN and were just
> about to squeal when the Man silenced them, see. But they only knew
> about PART of it. Nobody has even GUESSED yet how MARS THE RED PLANET
> works into all this!
>

You know, I was just thinking what an enjoyable addled rant this was,
UNTIL I REACHED THAT LAST LINE!!

FYI, Mars is at it's closest orbital position to us THIS WEEK!

You are officially beginning to scare me.

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