Subject: The Value of a SubGenius Life?

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Mar 18, 2003 1:12 PM
Message-ID: <3E77618B.1CCD@succeeds.com>

("Priceless.")

("Valueless?")

http://tinyurl.com/7pm2

WASHINGTON -- The Bush White House is pushing
federal agencies to slash the dollar value
they place on human life, a move that has
ignited an ethical debate with administration
critics and allies alike...

--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: The Value of a SubGenius Life?
From: goldfingerjaws@aol.com (Goldfinger jaws)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 18, 2003 2:46 PM
Message-ID: <20030318144601.26196.00000130@mb-fr.aol.com>

>Subject: The Value of a SubGenius Life?
>From: "nu-monet v5.0" nothing@succeeds.com
>Date: 3/18/03 10:12 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <3E77618B.1CCD@succeeds.com>
>
>("Priceless.")
>
>("Valueless?")

Depends on which Beforelife you are from or
are going to and which Zappa record you are
holding in your hand.

-Rev. KrustyMADfaker reporting.
High Krust
Church of Krust, U.S.A. (Redunced)

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Subject: Re: The Value of a SubGenius Life?
From: Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 18, 2003 3:22 PM
Message-ID: <3E777FFC.A746F960@tubes.com>

Goldfinger jaws wrote:

> >Subject: The Value of a SubGenius Life?
> >From: "nu-monet v5.0" nothing@succeeds.com
> >Date: 3/18/03 10:12 AM Pacific Standard Time
> >Message-id: <3E77618B.1CCD@succeeds.com>
> >
> >("Priceless.")
> >
> >("Valueless?")
>
> Depends on which Beforelife you are from or
> are going to and which Zappa record you are
> holding in your hand.
>

So an iguana holding "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"
trumps a coatimundi holding "Apostrophe" ?

Spicoli

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Subject: Re: The Value of a SubGenius Life?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 18, 2003 9:59 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303181859.32614168@posting.google.com>

Jeff Spicoli <dude@tubes.com> wrote in message news:<3E777FFC.A746F960@tubes.com>...

> So an iguana holding "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"
> trumps a coatimundi holding "Apostrophe"?

Yes and the dung of either of those trumps any biped who can name any
Osmond besides Donny & Marie. Even the lowliest student of DobbsZen
knows this. I was BORN humming "G-Spot Tornado," 39 years before it
was released.

When you are able to snatch the SmartMedia card from my palm,
grass-smoker, it will be time to rock.

The Muskrat shook his head.
"I have every respect for your deductions," he said,
"but you are wrong, completely and absolutely
and without any doubt."
- Tove Jansson

"It was a kiss that raised him to knighthood."
- "The Dead Zone"

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