Subject: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Date: Fri, May 2, 2003 9:50 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0305021750.2608fe9a@posting.google.com>

This clipped from a news article sent me by Saint Kenneth Huey. No, I
did not save the proper attribution, sue me:

"During his tenure as Governor, Bush presided over a record-setting
152 executions, including the 1998 execution of fellow born-again
Christian Karla Faye Tucker, a convicted murderer who later led a
prison ministry. Forty of Bush's executions were carried out in 2000,
the year the Bush presidential campaign was spotlighting their
candidate's strong law enforcement record. The Washington Post's
Richard Cohen reported in October 2000 that one of the execution
chamber's "tie-down team" members, Fred Allen, had to prepare so many
people for lethal injections during 2000, he quit his job in disgust.

Bush mocked Tucker's appeal for clemency. In an interview with Talk
magazine, Bush imitated Tucker's appeal for him to spare her life -
pursing his lips, squinting his eyes, and in a squeaky voice saying,
"Please don't kill me." That went too far for former GOP presidential
candidate Gary Bauer, himself an evangelical Christian. "I think it is
nothing short of unbelievable that the governor of a major state
running for president thought it was acceptable to mock a woman he
decided to put to death," said Bauer."

Oh, hey, they do it all the time. I sure wish I had a Tumor Gun,
don't you? Just 3 well-places shots and presto, the Pres looks like
the Michelin Tire Man, but way less symmetrical. I have a dream,
yaz....

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
I find Martha Stewart creepy, m'self.
She should be rolled up in a grape leaf,
sprinkled with a good dash of marjoram
and baked at 375 degrees until really most sincerely dead.

Writing is easy.
All you do is stare at a blank piece of paper
until drops of blood form on your forehead.
- Gene Fowler

"So they're trying to learn new things?"
"Yes."
"Those BASTARDS!"
- "Futurama"

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, May 2, 2003 10:38 PM
Message-ID: <3EB32BB5.5206@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> "During his tenure as Governor, Bush presided
> over a record-setting 152 executions..."

I think the bottom line here is "democracy."

Basically, if 12 slightly-randomly chosen people
with high school educations vote that you should
be killed, then you are. The very *essense* of
democracy. Why is it objectionable?

Now compare that with the "so ordinary that nobody
even notices much anymore, much less has great and
abiding moralistic objections to" murdering:

Corporations that *knowingly* pollute with stuff
that *will* kill hundreds of people. Invisible,
odorless, colorless, tasteless chemicals that
*will* kill, and can't be easily avoided. $500
fine for each 1000 people killed.

Doctors and pharmaceutical companies that perform
unneccessary surgery in places filthy with infectious
diseases; or in the case of the latter, promoting
ineffective drugs, keeping effective drugs off
the market, and price gouging.

So what's the dif? Does "justice" really exist in
the first place? White and pretty means you get
anally raped for life, black and ugly means you get
to die quick.

Since Xtianity is so opposed to culling of the sick,
lame and PWT, have we just adjusted so that we won't
be overrun by the Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson/Whoopi
Goldberg/Dennis Rodman offspring?

Love will find a way. Everybody dies. Every 100
years, all new people.

Join my schism.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Date: Fri, May 2, 2003 10:41 PM
Message-ID: <vIFsa.37$231.0@fed1read04>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> This clipped from a news article sent me by Saint Kenneth Huey. No, I
> did not save the proper attribution, sue me:
>
> "During his tenure as Governor, Bush presided over a record-setting
> 152 executions, including the 1998 execution of fellow born-again
> Christian Karla Faye Tucker, a convicted murderer who later led a
> prison ministry. Forty of Bush's executions were carried out in 2000,
> the year the Bush presidential campaign was spotlighting their
> candidate's strong law enforcement record. The Washington Post's
> Richard Cohen reported in October 2000 that one of the execution
> chamber's "tie-down team" members, Fred Allen, had to prepare so many
> people for lethal injections during 2000, he quit his job in disgust.
>
> Bush mocked Tucker's appeal for clemency. In an interview with Talk
> magazine, Bush imitated Tucker's appeal for him to spare her life -
> pursing his lips, squinting his eyes, and in a squeaky voice saying,
> "Please don't kill me." That went too far for former GOP presidential
> candidate Gary Bauer, himself an evangelical Christian. "I think it is
> nothing short of unbelievable that the governor of a major state
> running for president thought it was acceptable to mock a woman he
> decided to put to death," said Bauer."
>
> Oh, hey, they do it all the time. I sure wish I had a Tumor Gun,
> don't you? Just 3 well-places shots and presto, the Pres looks like
> the Michelin Tire Man, but way less symmetrical. I have a dream,
> yaz....

I am foregoing my personal fantasies for 48 hours and giving you all my
wish power so your dream will have twice the likelyhood of coming true.
Queso

>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
> I find Martha Stewart creepy, m'self.
> She should be rolled up in a grape leaf,
> sprinkled with a good dash of marjoram
> and baked at 375 degrees until really most sincerely dead.
>
> Writing is easy.
> All you do is stare at a blank piece of paper
> until drops of blood form on your forehead.
> - Gene Fowler
>
> "So they're trying to learn new things?"
> "Yes."
> "Those BASTARDS!"
> - "Futurama"

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: "Vaccine" <Vaccine@worldnet.att.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Reply-To: "Vaccine" <ROUNDFILE@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>
Date: Fri, May 2, 2003 11:34 PM
Message-ID: <9NGsa.63760$cO3.4269307@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>

This crap has been linked to Bush for years and denounced near totally. Bush
had little to do with this, its all written and signed into law by DEMOCRATS
before him. He had little to do with executions, even a review board has to
deal with it before it ever hits his desk. He had no power to commute any
sentence before review. The Christian executed said he beloved that justice
should be served. This lie has been sourced back to DEMOCRATS who keep
repeating it and repeating it.

It must be nearing political season again.

"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0305021750.2608fe9a@posting.google.com...
> This clipped from a news article sent me by Saint Kenneth Huey. No, I
> did not save the proper attribution, sue me:
>
> "During his tenure as Governor, Bush presided over a record-setting
> 152 executions, including the 1998 execution of fellow born-again
> Christian Karla Faye Tucker, a convicted murderer who later led a
> prison ministry. Forty of Bush's executions were carried out in 2000,
> the year the Bush presidential campaign was spotlighting their
> candidate's strong law enforcement record. The Washington Post's
> Richard Cohen reported in October 2000 that one of the execution
> chamber's "tie-down team" members, Fred Allen, had to prepare so many
> people for lethal injections during 2000, he quit his job in disgust.
>
> Bush mocked Tucker's appeal for clemency. In an interview with Talk
> magazine, Bush imitated Tucker's appeal for him to spare her life -
> pursing his lips, squinting his eyes, and in a squeaky voice saying,
> "Please don't kill me." That went too far for former GOP presidential
> candidate Gary Bauer, himself an evangelical Christian. "I think it is
> nothing short of unbelievable that the governor of a major state
> running for president thought it was acceptable to mock a woman he
> decided to put to death," said Bauer."
>
> Oh, hey, they do it all the time. I sure wish I had a Tumor Gun,
> don't you? Just 3 well-places shots and presto, the Pres looks like
> the Michelin Tire Man, but way less symmetrical. I have a dream,
> yaz....
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
> I find Martha Stewart creepy, m'self.
> She should be rolled up in a grape leaf,
> sprinkled with a good dash of marjoram
> and baked at 375 degrees until really most sincerely dead.
>
> Writing is easy.
> All you do is stare at a blank piece of paper
> until drops of blood form on your forehead.
> - Gene Fowler
>
> "So they're trying to learn new things?"
> "Yes."
> "Those BASTARDS!"
> - "Futurama"

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: "rev_cletus" <rev_cletus@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Date: Sat, May 3, 2003 8:19 AM
Message-ID: <4tOsa.11087$fr6.445481@twister.southeast.rr.com>

"Vaccine" <Vaccine@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:9NGsa.63760$cO3.4269307@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...

> This lie has been sourced back to DEMOCRATS who keep
> repeating it and repeating it.

Yeah, and they faked the moon landings, too!!!

> It must be nearing political season again.

When the fuck has it ever *not* been "political season?"

rev_c
.sig beginning to think an *open* season would be a good thing

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: ElCaballoGrande <michael.cogan@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Date: Sat, May 3, 2003 8:32 AM
Message-ID: <3EB3B6F4.7010808@mindspring.com>

Vaccine wrote:
> This crap has been linked to Bush for years and denounced near totally. Bush
> had little to do with this, its all written and signed into law by DEMOCRATS
> before him. He had little to do with executions

etcetera snipped

Where is your tasteless sense?

I swell with pride every time George II's having presided over so many
executions is brought up. He truly is Mr. Whupass personified.
When it was time to bring criminals to justice "Where was Anne?"

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Subject: Re: The core of why Bush REALLY needs to be transmogrified
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless,alt.politics
Date: Sat, May 3, 2003 1:59 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0305030959.20371dd8@posting.google.com>

"Vaccine" <Vaccine@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:<9NGsa.63760$cO3.4269307@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...

> This crap has been linked to Bush for years and denounced near totally. Bush
> had little to do with this, its all written and signed into law by DEMOCRATS
> before him. He had little to do with executions, even a review board has to
> deal with it before it ever hits his desk. He had no power to commute any
> sentence before review. The Christian executed said he beloved that justice
> should be served. This lie has been sourced back to DEMOCRATS who keep
> repeating it and repeating it.
> It must be nearing political season again.

Oh sure, EVERYTHING should be run through www.snopes.com before
posting, as a rule. It COULD be distorted, anecdotal Bush-slamming, as
can anything said about a pol. I just believe the little shite thinks
this way and has a heart the size of the Grinch's, so its entirely
plausible. That's the problem with being a creep: once you've started
down that path, you take on Biblical proportions at the barber shop
and become the new Attila. Besides, I just wanted to stir you up. That
IS half the purpose of Usenet, right? Don't blame me, I voted for
Popeye.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
There are many questionable things to drink,
such as one's own urine or
Gzlatnr!, the skink-flavored national drink of Boolgaria.

Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
- Texas Bix Bender

Swallow it, already. Jeez, it ain't Listerine.
- Rev. Queso

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