Subject: Re: The US Re-Education Camps of the Near Future

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2002 1:16 PM
Message-ID: <281020021316039108%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3DBCD947.6CA25BBE@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> "Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
> >
> > If we don't complain loudly and pointlessly, RIGHT NOW, about the
> > re-education camps that we will no doubt be sent to within the next few
> > years, THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN!
> >
> > We should also all be working on our quirky camp personas and nicknames now,
> > so everything will be ready for the made-for-tv movie.
> >
>
> I heard enough about those camps on the radio shows Unraveling The New
> World Order, Prophecy Club, and Southwest Radio Church Watchman On The
> Wall. Five years ago. Then they started talking about Y2K and forgot
> all about them. You've already got your quirky death camp persona
> perfected I see. I'm practicing sharpening spoon handles already -
> you practice keeping your back to the wall.

You two make such a cute couple!

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Subject: Re: The US Re-Education Camps of the Near Future
From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Oct 27, 2002 7:29 PM
Message-ID: <5DF50916BFAECF15.8E60D1C4C408E259.F3A1255011166030@lp.airnews.net>

Mags:
>>We should also all be working on our quirky camp personas and
nicknames now,
so everything will be ready for the made-for-tv movie.<<

Yeah, tailors and musicians did pretty good in the last round of camps.
Oh, and people that made porcelain kitchen thingies. The rest pretty
much fucking died.

I can't sew worth a damn but I whistle kinda purty. Guess I better
learn how to clean buckets of shit out of outhouses. They did purty
good, too, the scheiskommand.

But, I'm a Conservative Republican. I believe in red meat, capitalism,
guns for everybody, posse commitatus, pay your own way, send 'em back
where they came from, and speaking English only. I wonder if I'll need
any re-education at all?

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Subject: Re: The US Re-Education Camps of the Near Future
From: dinosaurbob@comcast.net (dinosaurbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 29, 2002 1:00 AM
Message-ID: <63b56953.0210282200.3365b28a@posting.google.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<5DF50916BFAECF15.8E60D1C4C408E259.F3A1255011166030@lp.airnews.net>...

> But, I'm a Conservative Republican. I believe in red meat, capitalism,
> guns for everybody, posse commitatus, pay your own way, send 'em back
> where they came from, and speaking English only.

Who you callin' a Pussy Communist?

+Dinosaurbob+

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Subject: Re: The US Re-Education Camps of the Near Future
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 29, 2002 8:19 PM
Message-ID: <20021029201939.17760.00000009@mb-cd.aol.com>

>We should also all be working on our quirky camp personas and nicknames now,
>so everything will be ready for the made-for-tv movie.

The Fox Netwrok has bought the rights to run the camp. They will televise it
24/7 as a new relaity show.

It will also be interactive, once someone is voted out of the re-education
camps, they are marked for execution. On sweeps week, all execution will be
broadcast live aith all the hype of the SuperBowl.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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