Subject: Re: The New Agenda

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 11:56 AM
Message-ID: <310320031156311100%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8oOha.6269$gT1.5615@fe02.atl2.webusenet.com>, Priestess
Pisces <priestesspisces@msn.com> wrote:

> >
> My solution to this problem is that you all need to wank more.
>
>
> go on
>
>
> fine... i will turn my back
>
>
> look here are some pornos
>
> go on..
> really.
> you need this
>
>
>
> LOOK I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU!

Pisces, you will be glad to know that I now quote your wanking
exhortations by way of ending my new Standard Canned Rant of this year.

I get them all worked up about the war and Slack and everything and
then close it with "As Wankers for "Bob" say, WANK! WANK FOR "BOB"!
WANK ALONE OR WITH A FRIEND! WANK AS IF YOUR VERY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
BECAUSE IT DOES! IT LITERALLY DOES!" Something like that. It's a
sentiment that no one can disagree with. or, if they do disagree with
it, they're probably not the kind of person to argue about it in
public and fuck up my show-biz show. It's rousing yet leads to no
direct action besides self-stimulation, which itself produces nothing
at all... EXCEPT SLACK. And smelly white goop if you're a boy. It's
morally TOTALLY ambiguous. PERFECT for a mail order cult. AND it's a
crowd pleaser, especially among the wankers in our crowds.

At Winterstar the Wanking Exhortation replaced "FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T
TAKE A JOKE" as the canned end of the canned rant, that's how great a
preaching line it is.

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Original file name: Re- The New Agenda - converted on Monday, 21 July 2003, 13:45