Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 3:11 PM
Message-ID: <240320031511137499%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <0dlu7vgpt50ls9dp98mbb40bv3cvqrn6hi@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

>
> Today on CNN, there was a press conference in which a big-league US
> Military General-Type Person showed still images of a bunker of the
> Iraqi Republican Guard. This bunker had been hit with pinpoint
> precision by several US missiles, and the explosions had been so
> precise that it was believed the *neighboring buildings had been
> untouched.*
>

I want one of those "The Visible Bunker" plastic model kits that has
the cutaway cross-section with all the keen teeny tiny little Iraqi
generals and itty bitty maps. The miniaturized decals that come with
that kit are too cool. After you've built it you can use one of those
hot-glue guns or an old movie-light Sun Gun to like melt the plastic
and "mini-nuke the bunker" as if in ultra-slow motion.

I got tired of the "knocking down the skyscrapers" game when I was a
child, during the Godzilla movie craze. Bilt a lot of nifty buildings
and then knocked 'em right down.

"Everything comes apart, one way or another." -- one of "Bob's" three
truest true sayings.

("Anything that makes it harder to pee is AntiSlack" is another one and
we LIVE the third one.)

Hey I just thought of something, there's still time for the Pope to go
be a Human Shield.

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Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 4:26 PM
Message-ID: <fvtu7v00ug5m1sfji57hlsqplailn8qea5@4ax.com>

On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 15:11:13 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>In article <0dlu7vgpt50ls9dp98mbb40bv3cvqrn6hi@4ax.com>, Modemac
><modemac@modemac.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> Today on CNN, there was a press conference in which a big-league US
>> Military General-Type Person showed still images of a bunker of the
>> Iraqi Republican Guard. This bunker had been hit with pinpoint
>> precision by several US missiles, and the explosions had been so
>> precise that it was believed the *neighboring buildings had been
>> untouched.*
>>
>
>
>I want one of those "The Visible Bunker" plastic model kits that has
>the cutaway cross-section with all the keen teeny tiny little Iraqi
>generals and itty bitty maps. The miniaturized decals that come with
>that kit are too cool. After you've built it you can use one of those
>hot-glue guns or an old movie-light Sun Gun to like melt the plastic
>and "mini-nuke the bunker" as if in ultra-slow motion.
>
>I got tired of the "knocking down the skyscrapers" game when I was a
>child, during the Godzilla movie craze. Bilt a lot of nifty buildings
>and then knocked 'em right down.
>
>"Everything comes apart, one way or another." -- one of "Bob's" three
>truest true sayings.
>
>("Anything that makes it harder to pee is AntiSlack" is another one and
>we LIVE the third one.)
>
>Hey I just thought of something, there's still time for the Pope to go
>be a Human Shield.

"Human"?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Programming in Basic causes brain damage.
- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 8:55 PM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0303241755.448926b7@posting.google.com>

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote in message news:<fvtu7v00ug5m1sfji57hlsqplailn8qea5@4ax.com>...
> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 15:11:13 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >Hey I just thought of something, there's still time for the Pope to go
> >be a Human Shield.
> "Human"?

He didn't say "Hellpope," he sad "Pope." As in the guy in the
Vatican. Our mighty Hellpope wouldn't want go to Iraq. If he did, no
soldier would want to come within five miles of him for fear of their
safety -- both Iraqis *and* Americans.

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Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 9:21 PM
Message-ID: <rrev7v87b69hi5m2ff16j95f6ra472sg8e@4ax.com>

On 24 Mar 2003 17:55:18 -0800, modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote:

>Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote in message news:<fvtu7v00ug5m1sfji57hlsqplailn8qea5@4ax.com>...
>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 15:11:13 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> >Hey I just thought of something, there's still time for the Pope to go
>> >be a Human Shield.
>> "Human"?
>
>He didn't say "Hellpope," he sad "Pope." As in the guy in the
>Vatican. Our mighty Hellpope wouldn't want go to Iraq. If he did, no
>soldier would want to come within five miles of him for fear of their
>safety -- both Iraqis *and* Americans.

I don't really think the other pope is human anymore either tho. They
have pretty much cycled all his hoomin blood out for lizard blood long
ago, plus by all signs the current pope is well advanced into the
program of injecting the secret Templar yellow mummification elixir
into his brain. When a pope gets close to dying they very carefully
replace all of his cerebro-spinal fluid with the elixir so that when
they kick they simply freeze in place, already mummified perfectly.
Remember, these people believe very strongly in resurrection -in the
body-. To them, it's a worthwhile tradeoff to have the popes turned
into doddering subhuman monstrosities for their last few years in
exchange for preserving their bodies in the secret Vatican catacombs
until the Apocalypse happens.

At which time Jesus will miracle them all back on their feet, and the
anti-Christ will be facing a whole ARMY of shambling, zombified dead
popes, hungry for blood and fresh cerebro-spinal fluid.

Lotta people don't know about that, the Catholics don't really play it
up much. It's kind of a creepy program.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Anthrax Cures Hypochrondria!

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Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 11:20 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303242020.4c02cf27@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<240320031511137499%stang@subgenius.com>...

> I want one of those "The Visible Bunker" plastic model kits that has
> the cutaway cross-section with all the keen teeny tiny little Iraqi
> generals and itty bitty maps. The miniaturized decals that come with
> that kit are too cool. After you've built it you can use one of those
> hot-glue guns or an old movie-light Sun Gun to like melt the plastic
> and "mini-nuke the bunker" as if in ultra-slow motion.

I'm no longer patient enough for this. I'd have to use one of those
butane mini-torches and compensate by setting up more figures to burn.
Hey, I'm just following the government's paradigm.

> I got tired of the "knocking down the skyscrapers" game when I was a
> child, during the Godzilla movie craze. Bilt a lot of nifty buildings
> and then knocked 'em right down.

Right, like you don't STILL do this. Probably in Incredible Hulk
Underoos.

> "Everything comes apart, one way or another." -- one of "Bob's" three
> truest true sayings.

Its sure true of my brain. I'm glad I stocked up on duck tape before
the Pinks made a run on it in a bid to be the first on their blocks to
build those nifty self-suffocation chambers. Just about time I think
I'm goin' all "FLowers For Algernon" at a faster clip, I see this kind
of stuff and feel almost regeneratively Nenslo-like for a while. (Not
more hateful, just a bit smarter.)

> ("Anything that makes it harder to pee is AntiSlack" is another one and
> we LIVE the third one.)

"In case of fire, kill 'Bob.'"

> Hey I just thought of something, there's still time for the Pope to go
> be a Human Shield.

Fuck that, I'm stayin' right here, watchin' "The Daily Show." Let
people shield their OWN goddamn ass.

My only war prophecy is that I will regret having no Halliburton
stock once the rebuilding process begins in Iraq.

"Bush would look at Reagan
the way your dog looks at your answering machine
when you're not home and your voice comes out of it."
- Darrell Hammond

"All that's left now is to find a comfortable chair and pick a
liquor."
- "Roseanne"

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Subject: Re: Hellpope Huey's War Prophecy
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 25, 2003 7:19 AM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0303250419.739c11fe@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<240320031511137499%stang@subgenius.com>...
> I got tired of the "knocking down the skyscrapers" game when I was a
> child, during the Godzilla movie craze. Bilt a lot of nifty buildings
> and then knocked 'em right down.

Anyone remember the movie "Earthquake" back from 1974 or so? I was a
wee lad right around then, and I distinctly remember one Saturday
morning when I saw a commercial for the Earthquake Action Play Set,
based on the movie. This was an amazing four-foot-tall model of a
skyscraper, and it came with a whole bunch of little people you could
stick on the building in various places. When you pressed a button
the whole building would start rocking back and forth, and you had to
rescue the little stick-men before they fell off the building and
plummeted dozens of stories to their deaths. I thought that "action
play set" was SO COOL -- just imagine a young kid under four feet tall
having a huge toy building to play with that was even taller than I
was! It sure beat the hell out of my Putt-Putt Railroad Set and my
Matchbox Play Town. Or at least it looked cool from the commercial.
I never got the Earthquake Action Play Set, and I never did see that
commercial again.

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