From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2003 7:20 PM
Message-ID: <3E6BDA38.1D5B71BC@subgenius.com>
This sitting around waiting for war, if you ask me,
is like a typical
boredom fuck.
You know, you fucked real SUPER good last night, but
there's nothing on
TV tonight, and the old sperm bag seems like it might
cough up another
load. The old lady is willing and still pretty juicy
from the night
before, so she just spreads 'em, and for lack of anything
better to do,
you start fucking. I mean, you could just as well play
Gin Rummy, but
that takes a deck of cards, and all you have to do to
get a little
entertainment is strip and lube. All the basics in
place.
The dick is still happy with yesterday's fuck, so much
so that it stands
proud thinking of the hayride to come. So you start
pumping, and
pumping. It's all smooth and juicy like a White Castle
steamburger.
Night To Remember II seems like just a few strokes away.
Only, for some reason, things just aren't building to
that big climax.
So, you change positions, get on the bottom, get on
the top, stand up.
Still you are pumping and humping. Still that damn
muscle down there
isn't tightening up.
So you pull out a while and reconnoiter with a little
cunt lapping.
Maybe jerk yourself a little, anything to get the firing
mechanism
cocked once again. Oh, there's oceans of pre-cum, and
Jimmy is as hard
as a corn cob, but still, no money shot forthcoming
and you know it.
And then you climb on top and schtup away like a jackhammer,
as if speed
was going to do the trick. And slow down for those
real deep and long
burrows.
Yeah, all of a sudden the change makes something tickle
the gizz
cannon. But now you've been in motion so long, with
so little gained,
that thoughts of the meeting you have to have at work
the next day kind
of intrude. Lost it again.
And that, folks, is where we are with the war thing.
Pumping and
sweating, all parties willing, and hope something happens
soon, cuz Jay
Leno is about to start and on the whole that might be
a lot more
interesting than the matter at hand. Unless, geez,
a couple more jabs
here and the honey will be overflowing...if I don't
have to climb off
and take a leak since it's been an hour or more.
[*]
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Subject: Re: Pre-war period a boredom fuck
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2003 7:56 PM
Message-ID: <3E6BE33B.77FA@succeeds.com>
iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> This sitting around waiting for war, if you
> ask me, is like a typical boredom fuck...
>
That's when you run down to the local convenience
store and get a few packets of "Cobra" and
"Herbal
Viagra". Then you stop off at a head shop and
get
some poppers (are them damn things still legal?),
swallow a couple REAL Viagra, and as your heart
starts to palpitate real bad and you've got greasy
sweat all over your face and your eyes look all
glassy and funny and you're twitchy and she thinks
you look like you're having an "episode."
And you don't even WANT sex at that point.
--
"HERE LIES NU-MONET.
GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."
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