Subject: phuckin TV nooze

From: "Burnt Umber" <savoronse44@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 1:29 AM
Message-ID: <3e508195@altnews.snip.net>

Everyone goes out and buys freakin
duct tape and plastic when they really
should have been out buying snow
shovels, ice-melt, tire chains, bread,
eggs, milk and sex toys....!!

I guess this means in a couple of months
we're gonna see a resulting mini-BabyBoom
in the Northeast?

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 1:38 AM
Message-ID: <lo015vgruv6fn3m1q762r4pkla7rt352np@4ax.com>

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:29:06 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
<savoronse44@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Everyone goes out and buys freakin
>duct tape and plastic when they really
>should have been out buying snow
>shovels, ice-melt, tire chains, bread,
>eggs, milk and sex toys....!!
>
>I guess this means in a couple of months
>we're gonna see a resulting mini-BabyBoom
>in the Northeast?
>

No but there will be a rise in doctor's visits over the next couple
weeks from people injured trying to use duct tape and plastic as
substitutes for sex toys and prophylactics.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 5:06 AM
Message-ID: <m0d15vckq72l3pdisvridghe1ieai5mlv5@4ax.com>

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:29:06 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
<savoronse44@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Everyone goes out and buys freakin
>duct tape and plastic when they really
>should have been out buying snow
>shovels, ice-melt, tire chains, bread,
>eggs, milk and sex toys....!!

Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program: the really stupid ones
will starve to death. But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: A.Lizard <alizard[spam]@ecis.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 5:42 AM
Message-ID: <p3f15v8pmfmrcbmgjth788o6f92e9smekk@4ax.com>

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 10:06:57 GMT, Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:29:06 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
><savoronse44@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Everyone goes out and buys freakin
>>duct tape and plastic when they really

[snip]
>
>Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program: the really stupid ones
>will starve to death. But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.
What good will that do them without the hamsters?
A.Lizard
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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 8:49 AM
Message-ID: <3E50E8A9.756B@succeeds.com>

Modemac wrote:
>
> Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program:
> the really stupid ones will starve to death.
> But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.
>

I wonder if anyone has checked up to see who owns
the duct tape cartel?

http://www.duckproducts.com/

http://www.henkelca.com/

--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: E Varden <jpps@munge.vif.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 2:03 PM
Message-ID: <3E5131EF.985AA3D4@munge.vif.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" wrote:
>
> Modemac wrote:
> >
> > Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program:
> > the really stupid ones will starve to death.
> > But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.
> >
>
> I wonder if anyone has checked up to see who owns
> the duct tape cartel?
>
> http://www.duckproducts.com/
>
> http://www.henkelca.com/

An assesment by the American version of CSA rated "duct-tape" as
inferior even to Scotch Tape as a duct-sealant.

Breathe well, kiddies.

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 2:30 PM
Message-ID: <3E513886.7CB1@succeeds.com>

E Varden wrote:
>
> An assesment by the American version of CSA rated
> "duct-tape" as inferior even to Scotch Tape as a
> duct-sealant.
>

Yeah, but duct tape is far better at sealing
ducks than Easter seals are at sealing seals.

However, I will admit that Easter seals are far
better than duct tape at testing sleep erections.

Duct tape also wins with wart removal.

--
"No giant sea sparrow is known to be
endangered by the eating habits of goats."
-- correction in The New York Times

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: Reginleif the Valkyrie <reginleif@ihatespam.attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 3:08 PM
Message-ID: <BA76AAF8.BAF1%reginleif@ihatespam.attbi.com>

in article 3E513886.7CB1@succeeds.com, nu-monet v5.0 at nothing@succeeds.com
wrote on 2/17/03 2:30 PM:

> However, I will admit that Easter seals are far
> better than duct tape at testing sleep erections.

I misread that as "sheep erections."

-- R

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: A.Lizard <alizard[spam]@ecis.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 11:46 PM
Message-ID: <ble35v8quaepgr75cl8bj5ds8nsldlgh4j@4ax.com>

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 20:08:55 GMT, Reginleif the Valkyrie
<reginleif@ihatespam.attbi.com> wrote:

>in article 3E513886.7CB1@succeeds.com, nu-monet v5.0 at nothing@succeeds.com
>wrote on 2/17/03 2:30 PM:
>
>> However, I will admit that Easter seals are far
>> better than duct tape at testing sleep erections.
>
>I misread that as "sheep erections."
>
>-- R
I think you read it correctly and "sleep" was a typo on the part
of the original author.
A.Lizard
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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 8:11 PM
Message-ID: <20030217201148.11856.00000025@mb-dd.aol.com>

>Duct tape also wins with wart removal.
>

I used Duct Tape to cure my 'roids!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: "Dr. Rev. Chuck, M.D. P.A." <cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tasteless
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 4:34 AM
Message-ID: <3E51FE10.1FA1@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>

E Varden wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v5.0" wrote:
> >
> > Modemac wrote:
> > >
> > > Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program:
> > > the really stupid ones will starve to death.
> > > But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.
> > >
> >
> > I wonder if anyone has checked up to see who owns
> > the duct tape cartel?
> >
> > http://www.duckproducts.com/
> >
> > http://www.henkelca.com/
>
> An assesment by the American version of CSA rated "duct-tape" as
> inferior even to Scotch Tape as a duct-sealant.
>
> Breathe well, kiddies.
>
> Pe

Duct tape, bullshit. Stainless steel muffler repair tape, nothing less.

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 5:13 PM
Message-ID: <20030217171315.25433.00000405@mb-cb.aol.com>

>I wonder if anyone has checked up to see who owns
>the duct tape cartel?

3M had the original patent on it - it was developed for repairing airplanes.
After the war, and with the housing boom, it became popular for ductwork.

Much of what I saw on tv was not genuine duct tape, as endorsed by Red Green of
Possum Lodge fame. I hope those who bought cheepnis die of anthrax.

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 5:01 PM
Message-ID: <20030217170105.25433.00000404@mb-cb.aol.com>

modemac quoted:
>On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:29:06 -0500, "Burnt Umber"
><savoronse44@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Everyone goes out and buys freakin
>>duct tape and plastic when they really
>>should have been out buying snow
>>shovels, ice-melt, tire chains, bread,
>>eggs, milk and sex toys....!!
>
>Maybe it's a secret selective breeding program: the really stupid ones
>will starve to death. But at least they'll have lots of duct tape.
>
I saw one noodle-head who had completely wrapped his house in plastic - he was
outside staple-tacking it on. Now, where is he going to live?

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Subject: Re: phuckin TV nooze
From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 19, 2003 6:46 AM
Message-ID: <190220030346311983%bear@pole.com>

In article <20030217171315.25433.00000405@mb-cb.aol.com>,
bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley) wrote:

> >I wonder if anyone has checked up to see who owns
> >the duct tape cartel?
>
> 3M had the original patent on it

Yeah, and Dick Cheney is on the board of directors

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