Subject: Party line

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 9:49 AM
Message-ID: <3E88558C.21F5192B@subgenius.com>

The president is always wrong. Especially Republican presidents. No
matter what, they are simply never legally elected. They are also
always idiots, handed their jobs with a wink and a nod from big
business. They have complete and direct control, without question, over
the whole of the affairs of the country, as no means exist in the
framework of our government to restrain, advise, or replace them.

America is a democracy, pure and simple. Majority rules.
Unfortunately, that majority is always mislead by lies and propaganda.
The structure of the government is manipulated by complicated devices
like representative bodies and the Electoral College, so that the actual
will of the majority may be deflected in many ways to thwart the REAL
will of the majority, who would freely select totally different people
to serve in government if it was possible. That's why the lying idiots
get elected, or instead, selected. Even if there was an election in
which they received the majority, the mechanism of that election is
suspect, but the people's will is even more suspect, because if they
knew what was going on, they wouldn't have voted that way. But those
"in the know" realize this, and must point it out at every opportunity.

The Supreme Court makes all the laws arbitrarily. The Attorney General
directly controls the FBI so as to enforce their whims in a way which
interferes with our civil liberties in uniformly unconsititutional
ways. Besides being a simple majority, the foundation of the US
government derives only from the Bill of Rights, and that's the only
part of the Constitution that is worthy of defense (except for the one
about owning guns, that's obviously wrong, what were they thinking?).

We should never engage in any war or armed conflict whatsoever, because
that makes them hate us more. And it develops new generations of
discontents more set against our American ways. Instead, we should get
to know them all so much better, and engender their trust through
sharing and openness, trade, cultural and intellectual exchange. Once
we have reached a mutual understanding, there will be peace.

One particular thing we should understand is that it may be entirely
possible for other countries to live in a government that is not at all
100% Democratic like ours. We should not require them to install
Democracy, but instead respect their forms of government and honor
them. Appreciate their differences, respect them, and in cases where
they are better than our form of government, emulate them.

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Subject: Re: Party line
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 11:46 AM
Message-ID: <310320031146476035%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E88558C.21F5192B@subgenius.com>, iDRMRSR
<idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> The president is always wrong. Especially Republican presidents. No
> matter what, they are simply never legally elected. They are also
> always idiots, handed their jobs with a wink and a nod from big
> business. They have complete and direct control, without question, over
> the whole of the affairs of the country, as no means exist in the
> framework of our government to restrain, advise, or replace them.
>

I suspect you're being sarcastic!

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Subject: Re: Party line
From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 4:13 PM
Message-ID: <231b626.0303311313.38a123a9@posting.google.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<3E88558C.21F5192B@subgenius.com>...
> The president is always wrong. Especially Republican presidents.

Come on, iDRMRSR, what is this?
G.W. backlash backlash?

It's getting THICK in here.

Beefy!
:) -APLY

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Subject: Re: Party line
From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 31, 2003 7:59 PM
Message-ID: <3E88E471.465FA803@subgenius.com>

APLY:
>>Come on, iDRMRSR, what is this?
G.W. backlash backlash?<<

Not at all! I was just practicing how to parrot the party line just to
see what that looked like on paper all at once. I'm going to retire
next year, but if that floats, I might just run for President myself.

Imagine what would happen to this country if the newly elected President
DIDN'T actually believe a single fucking thing on his election platform,
but convinced everybody that he DID. Anyhow, writing it all down in one
cogent rant without making any mistakes gives me sort of a checklist for
the next election as candidate after candidate files by.

My other comment is, geez, AGREE with them and fuck, they can't TAKE
even that!

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