Subject: looting and partying

From: Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 5:20 AM
Message-ID: <5dp79vgroku9lsj2oi7so3lgameq38m1ie@4ax.com>

These pictures are great. When can we loot
and celebrate the fall of the pink boyz regime?

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Subject: Re: looting and partying
From: phy <phy00x@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 9:16 AM
Message-ID: <XnsB429551652E68phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>

Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp> wrote in
news:5dp79vgroku9lsj2oi7so3lgameq38m1ie@4ax.com:

> These pictures are great. When can we loot
> and celebrate the fall of the pink boyz regime?
>

When the ships come down and pound this regime like the pinks are doing to
iraq right now.

-phy

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Subject: Re: looting and partying
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 11:50 AM
Message-ID: <090420031150326010%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <XnsB429551652E68phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44>, phy
<phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp> wrote in
> news:5dp79vgroku9lsj2oi7so3lgameq38m1ie@4ax.com:
>
> > These pictures are great. When can we loot
> > and celebrate the fall of the pink boyz regime?
> >
>
> When the ships come down and pound this regime like the pinks are doing to
> iraq right now.
>

It's not "pounding." The Xists, when they finally fucking get off their
immaterial asses and INVADE, will be LIBERATING the Pinks. They will be
liberating them from their gross physical shells, their gravity-bound
burdens called "bodies." Their souls will be liberated, and then
protected inside metal cylinders sold by "Bob," finally to be "huffed"
by mighty beings sufficiently sentient to be able to APPRECIATE the
rush.

What is happening in Iraq is one bunch of Pinks being bested
commercially by another bunch of Pinks, with some help, I might add,
from unwitting or unwilling unsaved SubGenii within both ranks.

The term "Pinks" does not mean Pink-skinned balding male Americans who
vote Republican and have office jobs. Believe it or not, there are
brown skinned Pinks, queer Pinks, even cool groovy long haired young
avant-garde politically correct "radical" "SubGenius" Pinks. Even the
very coolest are mostly Pink.

And Pinkness resides inside EVEN EVERY SUBGENIUS. It's what makes
everything seem simple. But that is a deadly fallacy. There is only ONE
THING that is truly SIMPLE, and that is "BOB."

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS is the ONE THING that is *TRULY* ALL BLACK AND WHITE.

Because of that, ALL anybody needs to do to be saved is PAY "BOB" HIS
$30.

Now, to my knowledge, we haven't gotten $30 from George Bush or any of
his cronies, so they will indeed fry in Hell along with Mother Theresa
and Saddam and almost everyone else. BUT -- WERE HE TO SEND IN HIS $30,
he would be just as saved as any SubGenius here. In fact if he bought
TWO Memberships he'd be TWICE as saved. (Although that's like doubling
infinity.)

Just trying to keep things in perspective. The Conspiracy is not one
administration of one country. Be careful to distinguish between mere
human gangs and The Conspiracy. The unwillingness or inability of
people to make that distinction is what keeps The Conspiracy going.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: looting and partying
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 11:30 AM
Message-ID: <3E943C88.45A3@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> ...Now, to my knowledge, we haven't gotten
> $30 from George Bush or any of his cronies,
> so they will indeed fry in Hell along with
> Mother Theresa and Saddam...

Please *always* remember to throw in a pitch
for retroactive Reverendships.

Anyone, that is anyone at all, just by sending
in $30, can make, can FORCE their favorite
celebrity or villain, be they living or DEAD
onto those saucers on X-Day(n).

Now I as much as anyone enjoy the company of
SubGenii.

HOWEVER, SubGenii, like extra stinky fish, get
even stinkier after a mere three days. Almost
everybody is going to want to do something
different. Call it "pink" withdrawl.

And you've got to admit, that as creative as
some of them are, it's going to get fucking
boring pretty damn quick. After a few hundred
years, one of you will say to another, "Boy,
that DICK CHENEY was a real asshole!", and the
others will look at him and say "Who?"

And the first SubGenii will say, "Oh, damn! I
FORGOT to PAY to have Dick Cheney aboard. Now
he's LOST and GONE FOREVER, and that WONDERFUL
HATE I felt for him is now EMPTY AND USELESS."

But if YOU, YOU SMART SON-OF-A-GUN, remembered
to bring Dick Cheney aboard, YOU can entertain
EVERYONE by presenting a SHOW of a THREE-WAY
between, I donno, Dick, Saddam and a chainsaw
or something.

But you GOTTA PAY or DICK CAN'T PLAY!

Because memories don't last forever.

--
"HERE LIES NU-MONET.
GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."

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