Subject: Latest US MIA

From: kysophan@yahoo.com (Mohamed the Raghead)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 29, 2003 1:08 AM
Message-ID: <f2efdb42.0303282208.ca98add@posting.google.com>

You know how the news used end with a story about a tree stuck up a
cat or something? I watched BBC World this morning and Operation
Ungrateful Sand Niggers has its own cute animal story -The Navy
Dolphins. Apparently the mine sweeping dolphins are meeting pockets of
resistance in the form of evil terrorist dolphins. Although the evil
dolphins that roam the gulf have yet to produce their own video of a
geniune dead US Navy dolphin, the US Navy does admit to having one
less dolphin than they did a week ago.

Even the cute stuff is fucked up.

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Subject: Re: Latest US MIA
From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 29, 2003 1:48 AM
Message-ID: <clbha.266$tr2.182@nwrdny03.gnilink.net>

Mohamed the Raghead <kysophan@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:f2efdb42.0303282208.ca98add@posting.google.com...
> You know how the news used end with a story about a tree stuck up a
> cat or something? I watched BBC World this morning and Operation
> Ungrateful Sand Niggers has its own cute animal story -The Navy
> Dolphins. Apparently the mine sweeping dolphins are meeting pockets of
> resistance in the form of evil terrorist dolphins. Although the evil
> dolphins that roam the gulf have yet to produce their own video of a
> geniune dead US Navy dolphin, the US Navy does admit to having one
> less dolphin than they did a week ago.
>
> Even the cute stuff is fucked up.

Nu-monet has previously identified these dolphins as sharks. It is possible
that the Iraqi sharks are disguising themselves as dolphins and pretending
to surrender to the US Navy dolphins and then ambushing them. I've been
expecting this.

"Get back, Jack; I aren't pay for Slack!"

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Subject: Re: Latest US MIA
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Mar 29, 2003 8:58 AM
Message-ID: <3E85A696.E16@succeeds.com>

Dunter Powries wrote:
>
> Mohamed the Raghead worted:
>
> > ...Apparently the mine sweeping dolphins
> > are meeting pockets of resistance in the
> > form of evil terrorist dolphins. Although
> > the evil dolphins that roam the gulf have
> > yet to produce their own video of a geniune
> > dead US Navy dolphin, the US Navy does admit
> > to having one less dolphin than they did a
> > week ago.
> >
> > Even the cute stuff is fucked up.
>
> Nu-monet has previously identified these
> dolphins as sharks. It is possible that the
> Iraqi sharks are disguising themselves as
> dolphins and pretending to surrender to the
> US Navy dolphins and then ambushing them.
> I've been expecting this.
>

The missing US dolphin can be explained simply:
"Don't ask, don't tell."

You'll also notice that cans of tuna no longer have
"dolphin safe" labels. Which also explains why the
price of tuna has gone up. Once trained, rogue
homosexual dolphins have taken matters into their
own flippers and are now taking the war to the tuna
boats.

--
"Boys don't make passes at
girls with small bladders"
--nu-monet

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Subject: Re: Latest US MIA
From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 29, 2003 9:35 AM
Message-ID: <20030329093531.23213.00000211@mb-fh.aol.com>

"Dunter Powries" sez,"I've been expecting this."

No, no, no. The routine goes, "I saw that *comming*."

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