From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 11:51 AM
Message-ID: <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>
Oh, I see how we're going to play this. The Republicans
take all three
branches of government, including both houses of Congress,
and the most you
people are going to say about it is one post by Blackout,
which won't get
much response, and then it's back to felching jokes
and weird websites.
Well FUCK THAT. FUCK "It doesn't matter who's
in power, they're all
corrupt, nothing ever changes."
Fifty years ago, abortion was illegal. If you wanted
one, you'd have to get
it on the black market, and if you died, you died.
And a lot of women DID
die. Now they are legal and safe. THAT IS A FUCKING
CHANGE, YOU MORONS.
And guess what? President Bush and his cronies want
to CHANGE IT BACK, and
NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD EVERYONE
NOT TO VOTE IN, they
have the means to do it. They're just WAITING for Sandra
Day O'Connor to
retire.
You are probably saying to yourself, at least if you
are a man, "Yeah and
then someday they'll change it back again, so what difference
does it make?"
The DIFFERENCE, you JACKASSES, will be PRETTY FUCKING
APPARENT to the women
who DIE from backstreet abortions, or the children who
languish in
orphanages where they will have the chance to see just
HOW unattractive
their skin color, mental defect, or gender REALLY is
to potential parents.
And that's just the TIP OF THE BLOODY ICEBURG. Now
they have enough votes
to fund the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives, to make
AMERICAN FUCKING
GOVERNMENT a place that is "RELIGION FRIENDLY"!!!!
FUCK THAT SHIT, I say
again!!
Let's not even get INTO the fucking WARS, okay, because
EVERYONE seems to be
under the impression that wars will get them re-elected,
despite the daily
25,000-person protests occurring right under their fucking
noses.
It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry your eyes
away from the
shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING MINUTES
to see what the hell
is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS are!!!
Ya fuckers!!
--
So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is
("-- ") and not the
way yours is ("--").
-- Some Linux Freak
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 12:23 PM
Message-ID: <Xns92BE804C2C03B154563@128.242.171.114>
"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote in
news:DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com:
> Fifty years ago, abortion was illegal. If you
wanted one, you'd have
> to get it on the black market, and if you died,
you died. And a lot
> of women DID die. Now they are legal and safe.
THAT IS A FUCKING
> CHANGE, YOU MORONS. And guess what? President
Bush and his cronies
> want to CHANGE IT BACK, and NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE
OF THAT ELECTION YOU
> TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO VOTE IN, they have the means
to do it.
So what? You bitches shouldn't be such whores and you
wouldn't get knocked
up in the first place.
> You are probably saying to yourself, at least if
you are a man, "Yeah
> and then someday they'll change it back again,
so what difference does
> it make?" The DIFFERENCE, you JACKASSES, will
be PRETTY FUCKING
> APPARENT to the women who DIE from backstreet abortions,
or the
> children who languish in orphanages where they
will have the chance to
> see just HOW unattractive their skin color, mental
defect, or gender
> REALLY is to potential parents.
Fuck em'. Screw those welfare-sucking whores and their
guttersinpe
children.
> And that's just the TIP OF THE BLOODY ICEBURG.
Now they have enough
> votes to fund the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives,
to make AMERICAN
> FUCKING GOVERNMENT a place that is "RELIGION
FRIENDLY"!!!! FUCK THAT
> SHIT, I say again!!
Godless unpatriotic heathen. Shut your whining face-cunt,
your time is
PAST. John Ashcroft has YOUR number, and if your lucky,
you'll only be
deported to some third world shithole.
>
> Let's not even get INTO the fucking WARS, okay,
because EVERYONE seems
> to be under the impression that wars will get them
re-elected, despite
> the daily 25,000-person protests occurring right
under their fucking
> noses.
War is GOOD. War is what kills off the evil Hitleresque
Vermin and
International Terrorist Super-Villians that would like
nothing more than to
take away my cable tv and my Burger Kings, things that
godless whores like
you would just give away to communists, niggers, and
dope-sucking rainbow
hippies.
>
> It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry your
eyes away from the
> shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING MINUTES
to see what the
> hell is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS
are!!!
That's ENOUGH from you, liberal asswhore! You may have
the constitutional
right to criticize our beloved and morally upright government
(for now,
anyway), but when you criticize shit-flinging-monkey
websites, YOU HAVE
CROSSED THE LINE.
Shut the fuck up, or I swear that as Jesus Christ is
the merciful son of
our Lord God, I will report your heathen dyke communist
ass to the
Department of Dissenter Assassination.
--
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 1:17 PM
Message-ID: <wkn0ombm2l.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> writes:
> Oh, I see how we're going to play this. The Republicans
take all three
> branches of government, including both houses of
Congress, and the most you
> people are going to say about it is one post by
Blackout, which won't get
> much response, and then it's back to felching jokes
and weird websites.
>
> Well FUCK THAT. FUCK "It doesn't matter who's
in power, they're all
> corrupt, nothing ever changes."
>
> Fifty years ago, abortion was illegal. If you
wanted one, you'd have to get
> it on the black market, and if you died, you died.
And a lot of women DID
> die. Now they are legal and safe. THAT IS A FUCKING
CHANGE, YOU MORONS.
> And guess what? President Bush and his cronies
want to CHANGE IT BACK, and
> NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD EVERYONE
NOT TO VOTE IN, they
> have the means to do it. They're just WAITING
for Sandra Day O'Connor to
> retire.
ha, all that proves it that it mattered ONCE. not any
more. haven't
you noticed that president-for-life bush isn't just
"plotting a war",
he's actually trying to re-enact armageddon? pretend
to be a
christian for a moment (yeah, I know it's a sick thought,
but JUST
PRETEND.) read one of those Hal Lindsay books about
the antichrist and
revelations. then read about george w bush's conversion
to
christianity. then re-read all the news articles about
what he's
doing.
don't believe me? the end-timers say jesus can't come
back through the
space-time portal unless the temple of solomon is rebuilt.
the jews
won't rebuild the temple unless they have been ritually
purified with
the sacrifice of a perfect red heiffer -- which hasn't
been seen in
centuries.
there's some christian texas ranchers over in israel
RIGHT NOW working
on a cattle breeding program to produce perfect red
heiffers. they
produced one, but as it got older it got a blemish (wrong
color hair
in its tail.) now they have ANOTHER, and they're just
waiting for it
to get old enough so they can start their little apocalypse!
and your precious sandra day o'connor isn't gonna save
you. at a
party before the last presidential election, she announced
that she
hoped BUSH was elected because she didn't want to retire
if a LIBERAL
president was going to select her replacement. and
then the florida
recount happened, and GUESS WHAT? sandra day o'connor
ruled in favor
of bush.
SHE WANTS THEM BACKSTREET ABORTIONS.
even IF bush doesn't kill everyone in the next six months,
even IF by
some miracle he doesn't stack the supreme court with
right-to- lifers,
it's all over. the pretense is gone. bush got his way
in one election,
he'll get his way in the next election. EVERY FREAKING
CITIZEN could
register to vote, and vote against bush -- he'll still
be elected.
so sit back and read the webpage about the monkey felchers,
because
all you can do in the face of that horror is entertain
yourself until
those men in black come knocking on your door.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 2:13 PM
Message-ID: <061120021413052412%stang@subgenius.com>
In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Oh, I see how we're going to play this. The Republicans
take all three
> branches of government, including both houses of
Congress, and the most you
> people are going to say about it is one post by
Blackout, which won't get
> much response, and then it's back to felching jokes
and weird websites.
>
> Well FUCK THAT. FUCK "It doesn't matter who's
in power, they're all
> corrupt, nothing ever changes."
>
> Fifty years ago, abortion was illegal. If you
wanted one, you'd have to get
> it on the black market, and if you died, you died.
And a lot of women DID
> die. Now they are legal and safe. THAT IS A FUCKING
CHANGE, YOU MORONS.
> And guess what? President Bush and his cronies
want to CHANGE IT BACK, and
> NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD EVERYONE
NOT TO VOTE IN, they
> have the means to do it. They're just WAITING
for Sandra Day O'Connor to
> retire.
>
> You are probably saying to yourself, at least if
you are a man, "Yeah and
> then someday they'll change it back again, so what
difference does it make?"
> The DIFFERENCE, you JACKASSES, will be PRETTY FUCKING
APPARENT to the women
> who DIE from backstreet abortions, or the children
who languish in
> orphanages where they will have the chance to see
just HOW unattractive
> their skin color, mental defect, or gender REALLY
is to potential parents.
>
> And that's just the TIP OF THE BLOODY ICEBURG.
Now they have enough votes
> to fund the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives,
to make AMERICAN FUCKING
> GOVERNMENT a place that is "RELIGION FRIENDLY"!!!!
FUCK THAT SHIT, I say
> again!!
>
> Let's not even get INTO the fucking WARS, okay,
because EVERYONE seems to be
> under the impression that wars will get them re-elected,
despite the daily
> 25,000-person protests occurring right under their
fucking noses.
>
> It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry your
eyes away from the
> shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING MINUTES
to see what the hell
> is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS are!!!
>
> Ya fuckers!!
>
Rev. Magdalen is, of course, speaking for herself; any
comments made in
her posts are not necessarily the opinions of The SubGenius
Foundation,
its management or sponsors.
Magdalen, you and Chas and Dave, and Howll and Puzzling,
and Susie the
Floozy, and all these Internet Armchair Revolutionaries,
you go on
talking. Later on, you'll be REAL glad somebody showed
enough common
sense NOW to be able to toss a couple of sardine cans
over the fence to
you from the other side, when the guards aren't looking.
Actually I
won't do it, I'd hire some desperate street kid to do
it. I don't want
to be seen associating or sympathizing with known subversives
in this
day and age.
God Bless America, and Jesus, and The SubGenius Foundation
Inc., which
is just a novelty company registered with the State
of Texas, trying to
make a buck. It's a funny fake religion that's just
out to make money,
that's all it is. HA HA HA! Just like Mad Magazine,
that's us. Just
jolly funny-book makers. Like Charles M. Schulz or Cheech
and Chong.
You will find that all of our papers are in order. There
is nothing
unusual about our mailing list. To me they are all just
customers. If
they are involved in anything subversive I certainly
didn't know about
it.
Do you like my new haircut? Done with that old fashioned
look. I don't
want people to think I'm in with terrorists. My real
name is Smith by
the way. Regular old garden variety American name. Haven't
been to the
old family Methodist church in a while, but, you know,
I keep meaning
to. That $300 tax refund sure was great. Well, guess
I'll go pop a
Miller Lite and kick back and watch the game for awhile,
or maybe I'll
just sit around thinking about how great it is not to
have any guns, or
illegally distrubuted rock and roll songs or pornography,
cluttering my
life.
Just a nice normal day. Paul Mavrides? That radical?
Wasn't he some
kind of war protestor? WHAT?!? You say Palmer Vreedeez
was really Paul
Mavrides all along? SHIT! If I'd'a known that, I wouldn't
have let
that anarchist nut into my house. We don't like that
kind in Cleveland
Heights. All I knew was, he could draw that funny looking
guy with the
pipe real good. That silly cartoon character that we
pretend is a real
guy. Ha ha ha. For money. Ha ha ha. Boy that sure is
funny, that
cartoon character and that fake religion just for the
money. Yee haw.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin,
TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The
Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 9:24 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0611022134350001@news.earthlink.net>
In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
"Rev.
Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
>Oh, I see how we're going to play this. The Republicans
take all three
>branches of government, including both houses of
Congress, and the most you
>people are going to say about it is one post by
Blackout, which won't get
>much response, and then it's back to felching jokes
and weird websites.
>
>Well FUCK THAT. FUCK "It doesn't matter who's
in power, they're all
>corrupt, nothing ever changes."
>
>Fifty years ago, abortion was illegal. If you wanted
one, you'd have to get
>it on the black market, and if you died, you died.
And a lot of women DID
>die. Now they are legal and safe. THAT IS A FUCKING
CHANGE, YOU MORONS.
>And guess what? President Bush and his cronies
want to CHANGE IT BACK, and
>NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD EVERYONE
NOT TO VOTE IN, they
>have the means to do it. They're just WAITING for
Sandra Day O'Connor to
>retire.
Two words: Crib death.
I get some babycancer I can't get shed of, I'm just
gonna roll it on its
belly and smother it, and then CRY and CRY and CRY.
--
"Aaahh! My own self-loathing became postmodern
and ironic!"
- Lawrence Miles
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:42 AM
Message-ID: <3dca2751$0$188$75868355@news.frii.net>
"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote in message
news:DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com...
> Oh, I see how we're going to play this. Well FUCK
THAT. President Bush
and his cronies want to CHANGE IT BACK, and
> NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD EVERYONE
NOT TO VOTE IN,
they
> have the means to do it.
Having the means to do something and actually doing
it are not always the
same things. My guess is that nothing major will get
overturned and this is
the usual to-ing and fro-ing and 'the sky is falling'
that follows any
political upheaval.
You may get war in Iraq (and whatever that entails)
but you were going to
get that anyway. And you'll get a supreme court who
are crankier than usual,
but you were going to get that anyway as well.
To put things in perspective; remember what this group
was like after
September 11? To listen to some of you, you'd have thought
that the world as
we knew it had been changed forever.
Of course, I'm only making guesses. But I have a British
passport so if my
guesses are way off-base, you're on your own, bright-teethed
whitemen.
Where's your "Bob" now, huh?
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 9:46 AM
Message-ID: <071120020946232560%stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3DC9CAB1.33BB71CF@yahooX.com>, nenslo
<nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:
> >
> > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry
your eyes away from the
> > shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING
MINUTES to see what the hell
> > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS
are!!!
> >
> > Ya fuckers!!
> >
>
> That's the world we're living in.
"WHOA. Heav-VEEEEEEEY."
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin,
TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The
Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:34 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACE50.BDF010F0@yahooX.com>
FEZ wrote:
>
> Our RULERS are on such a power trip with technology
and access to any
> and all drugs on the planet that they are not about
to slow down.
> Nobody is stopping them. Quite a few understand
how truly evil our
> lords and masters are, but nobody has figured out
how to educate
> everyone else and then do something about it. Some
try.
>
Educating the masses only makes them unhappy. Educating
the rulers
makes them ineffective. It is the nature of rulers to
rule. Strike
one down and a thousand more rise to take their place.
An unpopular
fact, I know, but that IS the world we're living in.
Attachment to an
unattainable ideal does dull the pain.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 4:18 PM
Message-ID: <oallsus8ftsfv7qngs2eu6ss2vk7lmtlip@4ax.com>
On Thu, 07 Nov 2002 12:34:24 -0800, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
>FEZ wrote:
>>
>> Our RULERS are on such a power trip with technology
and access to any
>> and all drugs on the planet that they are not
about to slow down.
>> Nobody is stopping them. Quite a few understand
how truly evil our
>> lords and masters are, but nobody has figured
out how to educate
>> everyone else and then do something about it.
Some try.
>>
>
>Educating the masses only makes them unhappy. Educating
the rulers
>makes them ineffective. It is the nature of rulers
to rule. Strike
>one down and a thousand more rise to take their
place. An unpopular
>fact, I know, but that IS the world we're living
in. Attachment to an
>unattainable ideal does dull the pain.
Hey I know what you need. You need CUTE LITTLE KITTY
CAT THERAPY, MR
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--
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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"I will be warned of the dangers of time travel!",
remembered Tilly, of the warning she was given in the
future, of the perils of the past, which she presently
thought had been both historic and foresighted, "though
knowing now what I will know then makes it somewhat
anachronistic".
-Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, from The Novel
Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Tartarus Sanctus <Tartarus@robinson.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 10:49 AM
Message-ID: <3DCA8B98.47336AA9@robinson.cudenver.edu>
"Constable of Indefinite Timeframes, Kevan \"Elder G\" Smith" wrote:
> <snip>
>
> Malthusian (after Malthus, British economist who
wrote An Essay on the Principle
> of Population (1798), arguing that population tends
to increase faster than food
> supply, with inevitably disastrous results, unless
the increase in population is
> checked by moral restraints or by war, famine,
and disease) economics have
> largely been proven incorrect. Developments in
technology all across the board,
> but particularly in agriculture and medicine, render
Malthus a quaint relic of
> the early industrial age.
> <snip>
...and yet, when there are too many people and not enough
food, people starve.
Despite what some say, the basic premise of Mr. Mathus
was correct, if not the
predictions.
Tartarus
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:22 AM
Message-ID: <m2smydl58q.fsf@localhost.localdomain>
On Thu, 07 Nov 2002, Tartarus@robinson.cudenver.edu
wrote:
> "Constable of Indefinite Timeframes, Kevan
\"Elder G\" Smith" wrote:
>
>> <snip>
>>
>> Malthusian (after Malthus, British economist
who wrote An Essay on
>> the Principle of Population (1798), arguing
that population tends
>> to increase faster than food supply, with inevitably
disastrous
>> results, unless the increase in population
is checked by moral
>> restraints or by war, famine, and disease)
economics have largely
>> been proven incorrect. Developments in technology
all across the
>> board, but particularly in agriculture and
medicine, render Malthus
>> a quaint relic of the early industrial age.
<snip>
>
> ...and yet, when there are too many people and
not enough food,
> people starve. Despite what some say, the basic
premise of
> Mr. Mathus was correct, if not the predictions.
>
> Tartarus
Malthus has never been wrong yet-we are on the same
path as the Easter
Islanders
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:24 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACC18.F8452217@yahooX.com>
KRONOS wrote:
>
>
> Malthus has never been wrong yet-we are on the
same path as the Easter
> Islanders
Damn good thing I got my earlobes stretched then.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 4:44 PM
Message-ID: <071120021344069404%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <m2smydl58q.fsf@localhost.localdomain>,
KRONOS
<null@void.com> wrote:
> Malthus has never been wrong yet
...And neither has Paul of Tarsus.
Her Ladyship Lilith
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--=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
"Eaten if not simply this Amburgo one,
hell of mangigli!"
-- Alliekatt, <uaJq9.17923$nb.16316@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:24 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACBE9.AC723F5B@yahooX.com>
Tartarus Sanctus wrote:
>
> "Constable of Indefinite Timeframes, Kevan
\"Elder G\" Smith" wrote:
>
> > <snip>
> >
> > Malthusian (after Malthus, British economist
who wrote An Essay on the Principle
> > of Population (1798), arguing that population
tends to increase faster than food
> > supply, with inevitably disastrous results,
unless the increase in population is
> > checked by moral restraints or by war, famine,
and disease) economics have
> > largely been proven incorrect. Developments
in technology all across the board,
> > but particularly in agriculture and medicine,
render Malthus a quaint relic of
> > the early industrial age.
> > <snip>
>
> ...and yet, when there are too many people and
not enough food, people starve.
> Despite what some say, the basic premise of Mr.
Mathus was correct, if not the
> predictions.
>
> Tartarus
There's nothing more irritating to reactionary emotion-slaves
than
being correct. Believe me I know.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:19 AM
Message-ID: <8owy9.292105$121.8472533@twister.austin.rr.com>
"nenslo" <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in
message
news:3DCA0C27.B0CA3F7@yahooX.com...
> Blackout wrote:
> >
> > "Cont Kevan" wrote
> >
> > > Greens are opposed to war. Nonviolence
is one of our ten key values.
> >
> > that's just so NOBLE!
> >
> > what a VIRTUOUS LIFE -#YOU#- LEAD!
> >
> > in fact, your life just MUST be BETTER than
EVERYONE ELSES by sheer
example
> > alone!
> >
> > you should write a book about how to be such
a royal Casper! be sure and
> > talk down to your readers as most will be
untouchables and won't
understand
> > your perfect upper caste breeding.
>
> oh shut up.
No, YOU shut up, Mister WALNUTS!
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:22 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACB6D.922C4D1D@yahooX.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
> "nenslo" <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote
in message
> news:3DCA0C27.B0CA3F7@yahooX.com...
> > Blackout wrote:
> > >
> > > "Cont Kevan" wrote
> > >
> > > > Greens are opposed to war. Nonviolence
is one of our ten key values.
> > >
> > > that's just so NOBLE!
> > >
> > > what a VIRTUOUS LIFE -#YOU#- LEAD!
> > >
> > > in fact, your life just MUST be BETTER
than EVERYONE ELSES by sheer
> example
> > > alone!
> > >
> > > you should write a book about how to
be such a royal Casper! be sure and
> > > talk down to your readers as most will
be untouchables and won't
> understand
> > > your perfect upper caste breeding.
> >
> > oh shut up.
>
> No, YOU shut up, Mister WALNUTS!
Oh ouch you got me.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:27 AM
Message-ID: <Hvwy9.292182$121.8473342@twister.austin.rr.com>
"U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
news:3dca2751$0$188$75868355@news.frii.net...
> "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote in message
> news:DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com...
> > Oh, I see how we're going to play this. Well
FUCK THAT. President Bush
> and his cronies want to CHANGE IT BACK, and
> > NOW, TODAY, BECAUSE OF THAT ELECTION YOU TOLD
EVERYONE NOT TO VOTE IN,
> they
> > have the means to do it.
>
> Having the means to do something and actually doing
it are not always the
> same things. My guess is that nothing major will
get overturned and this
is
> the usual to-ing and fro-ing and 'the sky is falling'
that follows any
> political upheaval.
>
> You may get war in Iraq (and whatever that entails)
but you were going to
> get that anyway. And you'll get a supreme court
who are crankier than
usual,
> but you were going to get that anyway as well.
>
> To put things in perspective; remember what this
group was like after
> September 11? To listen to some of you, you'd have
thought that the world
as
> we knew it had been changed forever.
>
> Of course, I'm only making guesses. But I have
a British passport so if my
> guesses are way off-base, you're on your own, bright-teethed
whitemen.
> Where's your "Bob" now, huh?
Well if you have a British passport then why didn't
you answer my question??
WHY DO YOU CALL IT A "COOKER"????? It is
an OVEN!!! Do you call your
refrigeratiors "FOODERS" too???
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404Subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 12:17 PM
Message-ID: <7exy9.15$6r2.28688@news.uswest.net>
"nenslo" wrote
> oh shut up.
AND THEN WHAT?
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:22 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACB90.E8BB8945@yahooX.com>
Blackout wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote
>
> > oh shut up.
>
> AND THEN WHAT?
And then you might learn something. PROBABLY NOT THOUGH.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:27 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACCCA.8613A726@yahooX.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <3DC9CAB1.33BB71CF@yahooX.com>,
nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
> wrote:
>
> > >
> > > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should
pry your eyes away from the
> > > shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN
FUCKING MINUTES to see what the hell
> > > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH
GUNS are!!!
> > >
> > > Ya fuckers!!
> > >
> >
> > That's the world we're living in.
>
> "WHOA. Heav-VEEEEEEEY."
>
Yeah it's kinda trippy when somebody says something
that makes sense.
It's like a new experience for some people. Okay now
I'm going back
to hysterical raving about things which are entirely
beyond my control
and how they will destroy our lives in terrible cruel
unjust ways,
like the rest of you dumb jerks. OH MY GAWD IT JUST
AIN'T FAIR HOW
BAD IT ALL SUCKS!
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 3:30 PM
Message-ID: <3DCACD75.6215940D@yahooX.com>
"U.M. Zaporets" wrote:
>
> Having the means to do something and actually doing
it are not always the
> same things. My guess is that nothing major will
get overturned and this is
> the usual to-ing and fro-ing and 'the sky is falling'
that follows any
> political upheaval.
>
>
That's just the sort of thinking that gets hysterical
ninnies ACCUSING
you of things. You're supposed to dash around flapping
your wrists in
the air SHRIEKING about how AWFUL it is, just like they
are doing, so
they'll think they're doing the right thing. Shame
on you, for so
clearly advocating all that is evil in the world.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 4:46 PM
Message-ID: <071120021346539431%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry your
eyes away from the
> shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING MINUTES
to see what the hell
> is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS are!!!
Same shit, different monkey.
No, wait, it's same MONKEY, different shit.
Uh... no, no... er, lemme get back to you on that.
Her Ladyship Lilith
voted
--
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
"Eaten if not simply this Amburgo one,
hell of mangigli!"
-- Alliekatt, <uaJq9.17923$nb.16316@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404Subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 6:18 PM
Message-ID: <UwCy9.688$dJ4.145284@news.uswest.net>
"nenslo" wrote
> > > oh shut up.
> >
> > AND THEN WHAT?
>
> And then you might learn something. PROBABLY NOT
THOUGH.
ditto.
P.S. I'd like to learn what it's like to power cornhole
some ancient sack of
grouchy one liners while beating him over the head with
a rotting chicken,
do you think shutting up will help?
XOXOXOXOXOX!
SWAK, TOO!
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 6:30 PM
Message-ID: <20021107183029.13322.00000110@mb-cc.aol.com>
Magdalen says:
>Oh, I see how we're going to play this. The Republicans
take all three
>branches of government, including both houses of
Congress, and the most you
>people are going to say about it is one post by
Blackout, which won't get
>much response, and then it's back to felching jokes
and weird websites.
>
>Well FUCK THAT. FUCK "It doesn't matter who's
in power, they're all
>corrupt, nothing ever changes."
I'm certain that I saw on tv that President Bartlett
was re-elected. So what's
this Republican sweep bullshit?
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 7:46 PM
Message-ID: <3DCB0969.4786748E@carbon.cudenver.edu>
It matters so much to my sister-in-law, that when I
dropped
by their place around noon she answered the door in
her
bathrobe, looking like she had the flu. Her greeting
to me
was "How can anyone smile on a day like today?"
I told my
brother she seemed a little upset about the election,
and he
said "Hell, she's been like this since the 2000
election."
Maybe she's out of them tablets she takes.
--
John Starrett
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 9:47 PM
Message-ID: <wkn0okzsl0.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>
Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> writes:
> In article <m2smydl58q.fsf@localhost.localdomain>,
KRONOS
> <null@void.com> wrote:
>
> > Malthus has never been wrong yet
>
> ...And neither has Paul of Tarsus.
Jeddak of Thark?
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Nov 8, 2002 1:49 AM
Message-ID: <071120022249479338%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <a4amsu4b9s3ima6ovbu6p4fcbv4cs1k68g@4ax.com>,
Constable of
Indefinite Timeframes, Kevan \"Elder G\" Smith
<cuthulu@shreve.net>
wrote:
> On Fri, 08 Nov 2002 02:47:26 GMT, talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
> from
> Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com wrote:
>
> >Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
writes:
> >
> >> In article <m2smydl58q.fsf@localhost.localdomain>,
KRONOS
> >> <null@void.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Malthus has never been wrong yet
> >>
> >> ...And neither has Paul of Tarsus.
> >
> >Jeddak of Thark?
>
> Ha! Where's my lovely Dejah Thoris? I need motivation
to run my sword through
> this line of four-armed brutes.
She was captured and sold as a kajira on Gor. Maybe
Flash Gordon will
lend you his rocketship to rescue her.
Her Ladyship Lilith
--
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
"Eaten if not simply this Amburgo one,
hell of mangigli!"
-- Alliekatt, <uaJq9.17923$nb.16316@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 9:47 PM
Message-ID: <wkk7jozskl.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>
Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> writes:
> In article <m2smydl58q.fsf@localhost.localdomain>,
KRONOS
> <null@void.com> wrote:
>
> > Malthus has never been wrong yet
>
> ...And neither has Paul of Tarsus.
Jeddak of Thark?
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:09 PM
Message-ID: <XNGy9.297698$121.8572585@twister.austin.rr.com>
"nenslo" <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in
message
news:3DCACD75.6215940D@yahooX.com...
> "U.M. Zaporets" wrote:
> >
> > Having the means to do something and actually
doing it are not always
the
> > same things. My guess is that nothing major
will get overturned and this
is
> > the usual to-ing and fro-ing and 'the sky
is falling' that follows any
> > political upheaval.
> >
> >
>
> That's just the sort of thinking that gets hysterical
ninnies ACCUSING
> you of things. You're supposed to dash around
flapping your wrists in
> the air SHRIEKING about how AWFUL it is, just like
they are doing, so
> they'll think they're doing the right thing. Shame
on you, for so
> clearly advocating all that is evil in the world.
That's really fucking easy for a MAN to say. It's all
academic and
meaningless when it's BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE that you
might be forced to
carry an unwanted fetus to term. Go on and smugly
sit on your skinny ass
eating your organic granola and making fun of "hysterical
ninnies", I'll be
out back learning how to give abortions with household
instruments.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:35 PM
Message-ID: <wk4rasznld.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> writes:
[ about getting hysterical about the antiabortion terrorists
winning ]
> That's really fucking easy for a MAN to say. It's
all academic and
> meaningless when it's BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE that
you might be forced to
> carry an unwanted fetus to term. Go on and smugly
sit on your skinny ass
> eating your organic granola and making fun of "hysterical
ninnies", I'll be
> out back learning how to give abortions with household
instruments.
see, this is where your plan falls apart.
women died when abortions were illegal because there
were a whole
bunch of sleazy pseudodoctors taking advantage of the
situation.
they did not keep their workplaces clean, did not use
quality tools,
in many cases did not even have any training.
there were also skilled doctors with proper equipment
performing
illegal abortions, although these were more expensive
and harder
to find.
so: given the fact that we KNEW ALL ALONG religious
fanatics would
eventually outlaw abortion again (and again and again,)
what would
be the logical step?
for women to enter college in droves, getting education
in chemistry,
pharmacology, and gynecology.
for these women to find out all they can about safe
abortion methods
that are also easy to impliment.
for these women to perhaps even set up drug labs --
NOT to create
meth or crack, but to manufacture and stockpile the
"morning after"
pill.
and then, when the inevitable crackdown comes, set up
an underground
network of abortion centers.
you people just never watched enough "V".
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Nov 8, 2002 12:01 AM
Message-ID: <kyHy9.298296$121.8583306@twister.austin.rr.com>
"talysman" <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
wrote in message
news:wk4rasznld.fsf@globalsurrealism.com...
> "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
writes:
>
> [ about getting hysterical about the antiabortion
terrorists winning ]
>
> > That's really fucking easy for a MAN to say.
It's all academic and
> > meaningless when it's BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
that you might be forced
to
> > carry an unwanted fetus to term. Go on and
smugly sit on your skinny
ass
> > eating your organic granola and making fun
of "hysterical ninnies", I'll
be
> > out back learning how to give abortions with
household instruments.
>
> see, this is where your plan falls apart.
>
> women died when abortions were illegal because
there were a whole
> bunch of sleazy pseudodoctors taking advantage
of the situation.
> they did not keep their workplaces clean, did not
use quality tools,
> in many cases did not even have any training.
>
> there were also skilled doctors with proper equipment
performing
> illegal abortions, although these were more expensive
and harder
> to find.
>
> so: given the fact that we KNEW ALL ALONG religious
fanatics would
> eventually outlaw abortion again (and again and
again,) what would
> be the logical step?
http://www.cwluherstory.com/CWLUAbout/jane.html
They did it back then, Mister Smartypants, and they
are starting it up
again, although it doesn't say so on this website.
I heard about it through
the Sisterhood network and I'm signing up to be an illegal
laywoman
abortionist.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 11:10 PM
Message-ID: <TOGy9.297709$121.8572754@twister.austin.rr.com>
"Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench" <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
wrote in message
news:071120021346539431%lilith@ZubJenius.com...
> In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
> Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should pry
your eyes away from the
> > shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN FUCKING
MINUTES to see what the
hell
> > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH GUNS
are!!!
>
> Same shit, different monkey.
>
> No, wait, it's same MONKEY, different shit.
>
> Uh... no, no... er, lemme get back to you on that.
>
It's EVEN MORE SHIT from the same monkeys. So much
shit that you're not
gonna BELIEVE this shit. We better get our shit together
before this shit
hits the fan.
>
> Her Ladyship Lilith
> voted
>
> --
> --=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
> "Eaten if not simply this Amburgo
one, hell of mangigli!"
> -- Alliekatt, <uaJq9.17923$nb.16316@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Nov 8, 2002 11:29 AM
Message-ID: <081120020829082583%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <TOGy9.297709$121.8572754@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> "Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench" <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
wrote in message
> news:071120021346539431%lilith@ZubJenius.com...
> > In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
> > Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> > > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you should
pry your eyes away from the
> > > shit-flinging-monkey websites for TEN
FUCKING MINUTES to see what the
> hell
> > > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN WITH
GUNS are!!!
> >
> > Same shit, different monkey.
> >
> > No, wait, it's same MONKEY, different shit.
> >
> > Uh... no, no... er, lemme get back to you
on that.
> >
>
> It's EVEN MORE SHIT from the same monkeys. So
much shit that you're not
> gonna BELIEVE this shit. We better get our shit
together before this shit
> hits the fan.
Well, shit, it was bad enough when it was good old fashioned
durable
plentiful monkey shit, but now it's unpiloted smart
shit going against
depleted uranium shit and burning shit wells, while
the monkey shit
just gets piled up neck-deep round these here parts.
Forget a better mousetrap--we need a better SEWER.
Her Ladyship Lilith
--
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
"Eaten if not simply this Amburgo one,
hell of mangigli!"
-- Alliekatt, <uaJq9.17923$nb.16316@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: glassgnost <dahackerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Nov 8, 2002 3:01 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2002.11.08.12.01.51.61068.13122@socal.rr.com>
On Fri, 08 Nov 2002 08:29:08 -0800, Her Ladyship Lilith
von Fraumench
wrote:
> In article <TOGy9.297709$121.8572754@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
> Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>> "Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench"
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote in
>> message news:071120021346539431%lilith@ZubJenius.com...
>> > In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
>> > Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>> >
>> > > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you
should pry your eyes away from the
>> > > shit-flinging-monkey websites for
TEN FUCKING MINUTES to see what
>> > > the
>> hell
>> > > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN
WITH GUNS are!!!
>> >
>> > Same shit, different monkey.
>> >
>> > No, wait, it's same MONKEY, different
shit.
>> >
>> > Uh... no, no... er, lemme get back to
you on that.
>> >
>> >
>> It's EVEN MORE SHIT from the same monkeys.
So much shit that you're
>> not gonna BELIEVE this shit. We better get
our shit together before
>> this shit hits the fan.
>
> Well, shit, it was bad enough when it was good
old fashioned durable
> plentiful monkey shit, but now it's unpiloted smart
shit going against
> depleted uranium shit and burning shit wells, while
the monkey shit just
> gets piled up neck-deep round these here parts.
>
> Forget a better mousetrap--we need a better SEWER.
It's being worked on. Remember the guys trying to create a Black Hole?
--
Mystical Reverend Doktor glassgnost, Minister of Unnatural
Selection
-- dlindner (at) socal (dot) rr (dot) com --
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!
http://www.subgenius.com ...or kill me!
Knock, knock!
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 9, 2002 3:05 AM
Message-ID: <3DCCC1AF.D0F97AA0@yahooX.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
>
> "nenslo" <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote
in message
> news:3DCACD75.6215940D@yahooX.com...
> > "U.M. Zaporets" wrote:
> > >
> > > Having the means to do something and
actually doing it are not always
> the
> > > same things. My guess is that nothing
major will get overturned and this
> is
> > > the usual to-ing and fro-ing and 'the
sky is falling' that follows any
> > > political upheaval.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > That's just the sort of thinking that gets
hysterical ninnies ACCUSING
> > you of things. You're supposed to dash around
flapping your wrists in
> > the air SHRIEKING about how AWFUL it is, just
like they are doing, so
> > they'll think they're doing the right thing.
Shame on you, for so
> > clearly advocating all that is evil in the
world.
>
> That's really fucking easy for a MAN to say. It's
all academic and
> meaningless when it's BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE that
you might be forced to
> carry an unwanted fetus to term. Go on and smugly
sit on your skinny ass
> eating your organic granola and making fun of "hysterical
ninnies", I'll be
> out back learning how to give abortions with household
instruments.
I got MY tubes tied. Anybody who isn't COMPLETELY STUPID
would do the
same.
A half hour on your back that ensures you WON'T ruin
your life.
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 9, 2002 6:31 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92C14288D308Dnunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.100>
Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
wrote in
news:081120020829082583%lilith@ZubJenius.com:
> In article <TOGy9.297709$121.8572754@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
> Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>> "Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench"
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote in
>> message news:071120021346539431%lilith@ZubJenius.com...
>> > In article <DMby9.274580$8o3.8141690@twister.austin.rr.com>,
Rev.
>> > Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>> >
>> > > It's BAD SHIT you jerks, and you
should pry your eyes away from
>> > > the shit-flinging-monkey websites
for TEN FUCKING MINUTES to see
>> > > what the
>> hell
>> > > is going on OUT THERE where the MEN
WITH GUNS are!!!
>> >
>> > Same shit, different monkey.
>> >
>> > No, wait, it's same MONKEY, different
shit.
>> >
>> > Uh... no, no... er, lemme get back to
you on that.
>> >
>>
>> It's EVEN MORE SHIT from the same monkeys.
So much shit that you're
>> not gonna BELIEVE this shit. We better get
our shit together before
>> this shit hits the fan.
>
> Well, shit, it was bad enough when it was good
old fashioned durable
> plentiful monkey shit, but now it's unpiloted smart
shit going against
> depleted uranium shit and burning shit wells, while
the monkey shit
> just gets piled up neck-deep round these here parts.
>
> Forget a better mousetrap--we need a better SEWER.
>
>
> Her Ladyship Lilith
>
Boy, talk about yer usenet threads going to shit. You
either give a shit or
you DON'T give a shit.
...either way, someone has to deal with this shit.
Speaking of shit, the prior administration in Atlanta
let the
infrastructure get so bad sewer-wise, that all the storm
drains dump into
the regular sewer system. Now, anytime it rains for
a fair length of time,
the sewers all reach overcapacity, and manhole covers
blow off in people's
back yards. They've even resorted to welding covers
on manholes in some
neighborhoods to reduce the amount of sewage dumping
into people's
basements.
And the new administration is thinking about sueing
the old mayor for not
taking action sooner, and the EPA is gonna take the
city to court to force
them to separate a good prtion of the storm drains from
the sewage system..
Glad I live in the suburbs. To much shit goin on downtown.
--
_________________
-- Reverend DJ Epoch
-- The Church of Our lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Devine Southern Redneck Clench
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Divine Southern Redneck Clench Recruitment site at:
http://revdjepoch.net
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 9, 2002 12:32 PM
Message-ID: <20021109123251.02904.00003065@mb-dd.aol.com>
>Give me a fucking OPLAN that will survive contact
with the enemy, or
>shut the fuck up.
>
>Yes, the Reagan People won the countercoup. We're
fucked.
>Now, what do you suggest we *do* about it?
>
Knowing "us", "we" will just sit
on our asses staring at the TV as Ashcroft's
agents lurk in the shadow like Creepy Clown.
The new "Homeland Security" is going to be
just another KGB (it will have the
exact same functions as it!)
What little that is left in the Sicial Security Fund
will be given to the same
assholes who screwed us on our 401K's to they can shit
that away too!
And The "war on terror" will manage to gain
US control over 75% of the worlds
oil supply, while killing off a few million darkies
and potential Democratic
Voters that got drafted.
But, the way I see it, IF we do invade Iraq, and IF
it does not go as clean and
smooth as Bush War I, and the body bags start coming
in here at Dover AFB, and
recruiting for the Military drops off and the Draft
is reinstated, then the
next election (assuming there will be an election) wil
not go well.
I can tell that they plan on bring back the draft becuase
all the GOP "pundits"
are saying that it was a "Liberal" idea. That
way when they do reinstate
conscription, they can try and pin it on "Liberals"
We are fucked, and it is only a matter of time until
we will be like Chile
under Pinnochet!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't
remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."
Grampa Simpson
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Subject: Re: It DOES fucking matter, you fucking assholes!!
From: ren <ren@bookofshadows.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 12, 2002 10:29 PM
Message-ID: <tlh3tu0bgibqnvli93mjnd8ihs4btelm5c@4ax.com>
>Organize the pretzels, I say. Let's do an intervention.
Well maybe it does matter but that's not going to stop
me from
watching That 70's Show. I've got my comic books. I've
got my
temporary sanity. Leave me alone. Perhaps after this
show I'll help
you save the world.
There are only a few things in this world that matter.
Freedom to
speak "Bob"'s word is one of them. Take my
remote away and I will
kill!
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