Subject: I give up

From: "Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium" <someone@microsoft.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 5:46 AM
Message-ID: <6rBfa.38810$q26.2098318@read1.cgocable.net>

Can one of you american types (not you dean) just take it upon yourself to
rally the others in a full scale invasion of Canada. Basically all you'd
have to do is wave your passport at the border, and you'd be in. When you
get here, can someone please put either me or the entire federal government
out of my/its misery?

Please?

--
"Nothing is real." -- John Lennon
"Nothing unreal exists." -- Mr. Spock

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Subject: Re: I give up
From: JJ <jakubj@parkin.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 6:38 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.03.24.11.33.47.663162.220@parkin.ca>

On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 05:46:51 -0500, Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium
wrote:

> Can one of you american types (not you dean) just take it upon yourself
> to rally the others in a full scale invasion of Canada. Basically all
> you'd have to do is wave your passport at the border, and you'd be in.
> When you get here, can someone please put either me or the entire
> federal government out of my/its misery?
>
> Please?

I suggest selling the Canadian Army some of those VERY RELIABLE
helicopters. AH-13013 "DEATH TRAP" (kamikaze class).

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Subject: Re: I give up
From: "Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium" <someone@microsoft.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 6:43 AM
Message-ID: <XfCfa.38813$q26.2098845@read1.cgocable.net>

"JJ" <jakubj@parkin.ca> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.03.24.11.33.47.663162.220@parkin.ca...
> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 05:46:51 -0500, Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium
> wrote:
>
> > Can one of you american types (not you dean) just take it upon yourself
> > to rally the others in a full scale invasion of Canada. Basically all
> > you'd have to do is wave your passport at the border, and you'd be in.
> > When you get here, can someone please put either me or the entire
> > federal government out of my/its misery?
> >
> > Please?
>
> I suggest selling the Canadian Army some of those VERY RELIABLE
> helicopters. AH-13013 "DEATH TRAP" (kamikaze class).

No thanks, we've got our own, and they're even worse. They're called Sea
Kings and they suck donkey balls.

So is that a yes or a no or what, jj?

--
"Nothing is real." -- John Lennon
"Nothing unreal exists." -- Mr. Spock

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Subject: Re: I give up
From: JJ <jakubj@parkin.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 7:00 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.03.24.11.56.22.434798.220@parkin.ca>

On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 06:43:12 -0500, Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium
wrote:

> "JJ" <jakubj@parkin.ca> wrote in message
> news:pan.2003.03.24.11.33.47.663162.220@parkin.ca...
>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 05:46:51 -0500, Saint Bucky of the Vector
>> Equilibrium wrote:
>>
>> > Can one of you american types (not you dean) just take it upon
>> > yourself to rally the others in a full scale invasion of Canada.
>> > Basically all you'd have to do is wave your passport at the border,
>> > and you'd be in. When you get here, can someone please put either me
>> > or the entire federal government out of my/its misery?
>> >
>> > Please?
>>
>> I suggest selling the Canadian Army some of those VERY RELIABLE
>> helicopters. AH-13013 "DEATH TRAP" (kamikaze class).
>
> No thanks, we've got our own, and they're even worse. They're called
> Sea Kings and they suck donkey balls.
>
> So is that a yes or a no or what, jj?
>
> --
> "Nothing is real." -- John Lennon
> "Nothing unreal exists." -- Mr. Spock

Hey you hoser! If you don't like our home and native land then get the
fuck out. More beer and snow for me.

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Subject: Re: I give up
From: "Dunter Powrie" <fech.red@cap>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2003 9:32 AM
Message-ID: <_FEfa.2272$Nm1.1627@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>

Saint Bucky of the Vector Equilibrium <someone@microsoft.com> wrote ...
>
> So is that a yes or a no or what, jj?

If memory serves, we invaded and conquered you during the first half of the
eighteenth century and all we got for our trouble was the Cajuns and zaidako
music. Really, if you can't have the good grace to even realize that you
are a defeated and humiliated population or to remember that you've been
subjugated and your womenfolk raped and pillaged, I can't see why we should
bother to do it again.

Dunty

"I am NOT a troll; I am a pech!"

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