Subject: Glorious News, Citizens!

From: idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 27, 2003 8:43 PM

Our troops are within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!

And yesterday they were within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!

And the day before that they were within 50 miles of the enemy's largest
city!

Let us all put our hands on our hearts and express the hope that
TOMORROW they will be within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!

Glorious news of our continuous progress toward a most certain outcome!

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Actually this is not a bad situation. Kinda
like having pizza delivered. All they have to
do is sit there and an endless stream of Iraqis
come charging at them. All the while the RGs
back in Bagdad are getting the snot bombed out
of them.

Hell, if they want to keep it up it will both
save time and cut down on street fighting.

--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Hey, if I'm carrying a bullet-launcher, I sure as
HELL would prefer that the enemy came to me, rather
then I had to go looking for him. Nothing personal,
mind you, but if you want to die instead of me,
that's fine with me. And if that involves throwing
yourself on my bayonet, good for you, sweetheart.

And, now that I think about it, it really doesn't
matter if you feel *pressured* to kill me or are
doing it because yer a nut or something. The bottom
line is that you desire to try to kill me, and I
do not appreciate that effort. Being an Iraqi, you
might even be an Xtian (something nobody wants to
mention), and I still don't care. Heck, you might
not even be ethnically Iraqi, not that there *is*
such a thing, and blond haired and blue eyed and
be a humanitarian human shield from Des Moines.

I still don't care. If you try to kill me, I will
kill you first and better. And that's just a
bummer, dude, but yer an expendable item, at least
from my point of view.

--
Remember, death is just a part of killing.
--nu-monet

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

>"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> idrmrsr wrote:
>>
>> Our troops are within 50 miles of the
>> enemy's largest city!
>> >> And yesterday they were within 50 miles
>> of the enemy's largest city!
>>
> Actually this is not a bad situation. Kinda
> like having pizza delivered. All they have to
> do is sit there and an endless stream of Iraqis
> come charging at them. All the while the RGs
> back in Bagdad are getting the snot bombed out
> of them.
> > Hell, if they want to keep it up it will both
> save time and cut down on street fighting.

Not to mention save on diesel fuel. Those M1A1 Abrahms tanks only get 2
gallons to the mile and have to stop to refuel every 30 miles. If we can
keep them puppies parked and just let the jihad come to us we'll not only
cut down the number of tankers in the supply convoy but we'll have MORE
FUEL FOR FREEDOM!

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

A Heavy Division like the 3rd requires 100,000 gals of Diesel Fuel to move 300
miles in an Admistrative Road March and the same per day under combat (based on
my experiance as aStaff Officer in teh Army). When they set out they had a
fleet of Miltary tanker trucks with abuot 150,000 Gallons of fuel. All that is
gone, and the 3rd ID is in a defensive lager until the MSL is secured.

During teh big Dust storm, the division was on half rations as they could not
get anything to them by ground or air

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Have we reached Moscow yet?

Er I mean Baghdad?

--

Paganism is populated almost entirely by white middle class academia ... A
whopping 75 percent of them participate in grindingly boring
interpretations of deviant sexuality.
- alliekatt

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" <jamfox05@comcast.net>

ain't reality a cool no douching bitch

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Subject: Re: Glorious News, Citizens!
From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> Our troops are within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!
> And yesterday they were within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!
> And the day before that they were within 50 miles of the enemy's largest
> city!
>
> Let us all put our hands on our hearts and express the hope that
> TOMORROW they will be within 50 miles of the enemy's largest city!

(slowly) hey... you don't think they're just wasting time because they're
getting paid by the hour?

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i'm innocent. really.

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