Subject: First Fragging of this War

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 9:33 PM

So some pissed off Sad Sack private tosses a grenade right into the
brass's tent in Kuwait City.

Lessee, now, we need to add another column to the scoresheet here.
Friendly fire, Assholes that can't fly worth a damn, Actual Combat
Casualties, and Fraggings.

There's more casualties just GETTING to the war. Maybe war isn't so
bad, it's the preparation that can kill you. Oh, that and lousy
evaluations.

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Subject: Re: First Fragging of this War
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 11:58 PM

All the US news seems to be saying it was either a US soldier of
"intruders." Debka, my fave Israeli scandal sheet, says it was Kuwaiti
translators who were ACTUALLY SUPER SEKRET SPIEZZZZ.

Haw, haw, and I remember laughing when a whole bunch of flawless
native-born translators got ditched from the US training program because
they had - gasp! - had HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT WITH OTHER MEN. Gurgle, snort,
choke!

www.debka.com I like 'em.

Insert priz-winnin .si h

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Subject: Re: First Fragging of this War
From: Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp>

The soldier was an 'insubordinate' member of the 101st Airborne,
an African-Ameican and a recent convert to Islam. The unit
he was in had an embedded TV reporter whose shots of him
being led away were shown on BBC briefly. The Americans networks
will try and ignore this story after 24 hours but the cat's out of the
bag now.

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Subject: Re: First Fragging of this War
From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) wrote:

> Haw, haw, and I remember laughing when a whole bunch of flawless
> native-born translators got ditched from the US training program because
> they had - gasp! - had HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT WITH OTHER MEN. Gurgle, snort,
> choke!

Yeah, CNN just interviewed a Red Chinese spy posing as a cook there (I
think his name was Hop Sing). Evidently the perp was blackmailing the
brass for being their butt-boy & they wouldn't pay him extra for no
lube/sand burns, so he tossed in a grenade & a beer bottle Molotov
cocktail. Quothe Hop Sing: It was the framing faggot that brew them
up!"

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Subject: Re: First Fragging of this War
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

Some old active duty contact I made while I was in the Reserves have told me
that since the Chimp-in-Cheif and Field MArshal Rumsfield have have taken over,
the Military has been conducting a quiet purge of its ranks.

Any officer or enlisted personnel can be barred for "not not having sufficent
patriotism". The problem is that is open for wide interpretation based upon
local commanders. Luckily for the Army, most of the commanders scoffed at the
directives and ignred them. But some have gone over board in their use.

But I can tell you, their splinded little war is not going as smooth as they
said it would. And is not going as smooth as they depict it on TV. No one cane
independently confirm the so called mass surrender of a whole Iraqi Division,
the marines are bogged down out side Bosra, and the further north the forced
go, the heavier resistance they face.

All Rumsfield can say is 'Oh, we meant to do that"

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