Subject: chemical weapons facility FOUND

From: "Duane Dibley Duke of Dork" <talkie_toaster_rd1@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 8:40 PM

HA!!! Bush was right after all!

US troops just found a chemical weapons production facility 90 miles south
of Baghdad.

how about them apples?

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1084802,00.html

The sad part is the US probably knew it was there.
Why didn't the arms inspectors inspect that location?

Was it too far from a comfy chair?

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: G.I. Jesus <kevansmith23@yahoo.c0/\/\>

These are very preliminary reports, and I wouldn't put too much credence into
stories that are obviously being manipulated for propaganda purposes.

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

G.I. Jesus wrote:

> These are very preliminary reports, and I wouldn't put too much credence into
> stories that are obviously being manipulated for propaganda purposes.

I don't. There is a lot of information out there that hasn't been made public,
and some that probably never will be. I trust news agencies as much as
I trust a politician to watch my wallet.

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Told ya so! Told ya so!

Might just be a pimply Iraqi teen with a chemistry set, but hey, Bush
was right on.

And I bet they'll find more, as much as necessary. When G*d is on your
side, you can't leave anything up to chance.

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Fuck THAT.

The information that they will not make public it is our subgenius
duty to INVENT INSANE RUMORS about, and make sure that people BELIEVE
THEM.

If they won't drive reality, WE WILL.

--

"Mind control is being able to make all the voices in your head take
turns." (from alt.slack)

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Uhm, what happened was that you heard somebody SAY that US troops just
found a chemical weapons production facility 90 miles south of
Baghdad. Them apples are apples you heard somebody else talk about.
When you actually bite into one yourself, let us know.

REMEMBER THE MAINE!

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

<idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Told ya so! Told ya so!
>> Might just be a pimply Iraqi teen with a chemistry set, but hey, Bush
> was right on.
>> And I bet they'll find more, as much as necessary. When G*d is on your
> side, you can't leave anything up to chance.

Right. You don't want to let God down by taking Him for granted;
technically the reason that God is on one side is because they're
giving Him the most SLACK by doing a lot of His work for him. (It seems
God too needs Slack.)

The "news" of whether Saddam is dead, or whether this or that town is
captured yet, or whether this or that factory had anthrax in it, those
all change and flip-flop on the hour, at this stage. It's all
completely fluid until the dust literally settles and the winners break
out their blank history books and start writing. Or editing
documentaries or whatever.

Anybody who DOESN'T think the Iraqis have tons of banned weapons
stashed away has not been coloring in their history coloring books. Of
COURSE they have all manner of horrible shit stashed hither and yon.
There's probably as much hidden banned weaponry shit in Iraq as there
is in Texas.

The Iraqis aren't STUPID. Anybody who thinks they are, is. It seems to
me that the U.S. military is giving the Iraqi military credit for a
great deal of smarts.

Some of those blighters appears to be worthy foes indeed. Hard to tell
much of anything for sure until the smoke clears, though, and even then
it'll be permanently murky.

But since when did facts alter anybody's opinions all that much,
anyway? I'm sure not gonna let 'em stand in MY way.

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Subject: Re: chemical weapons facility FOUND
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 25, 2003 10:21 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0303251921.4e76a8f7@posting.google.com>

Every SubGenius brain IS a chemical weapons facility; some are just
more facile at producing the goods than others.

"A lie can travel halfway around the world
while the truth is still putting on its shoes."
- Mark Twain

"Welcome to the outside of the disease."
- "ER"

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