Subject: Can You Top This?

From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2003 4:54 PM

That's what I'd like to ask Geraldo Rivera.
Late last night I watched the live footage
of Brent Sadler and his crew as they drove
into Tikrit and immediately got themselves
all shot up. It was exhilarating to say the
least. Now, Sadler and company are with CNN,
and as most know, Fox News has declared war
on them by accusing CNN of sucking up to
Saddam's pre-war regime in order to be able
to continue reporting from Iraq. This latest
feat of stupidity by Sadler and CNN must be a
slap in Fox News's face and cannot go
unchallenged. Therefor I think that Fox's
Geraldo Rivera should attempt to top Sadler's
boldly stupid stunt with an even MORE boldly
stupid stunt.

I'm thinking about something along the lines of
having Rivera go streaking through Tikrit in
broad daylight with a videophone camera strapped
to his head, possibly waving a 4' x 5' American
flag as he goes.

Anyone have any better suggestions?

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Subject: Re: Can You Top This?
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

To give the average Schmoe at home a peek into the effects of Nerve Gas, take
Geraldo to the US Army Live Agent School.

They have serval sealed chambers with live chemical agents that you train in in
the actual MOPP gear & masks issued to troops.

You also get to hit yourself with a Atropine Injector Simulator (filled with a
Saline Solution) to feel the needle punch through your clothes & into your
Thigh/Buttocks.

We just shove him and amny of the Fox News Staff (and if possible, old Rupert
himself) and let the viewers at home watch as they start to twitch, shake, piss
themselves and then slowly die! Maybe Geraldo can actually get a Emmy!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."
- Grampa Simpson

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Subject: Re: Can You Top This?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Artemia Salina" wrote:

> I'm thinking about something along the lines of
> having Rivera go streaking through Tikrit in
> broad daylight with a videophone camera strapped
> to his head, possibly waving a 4' x 5' American
> flag as he goes.
>
> Anyone have any better suggestions?

That he also have some pork chops hanging from his neck and be clad
in those Nikes that spell out "Allah" on the sides.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull redemption outta my hat!

"He said that there was gold here!
He lied. He is not perfect."
- "Lawrence of Arabia"

"I want to be Salvador Dali Parton."
-Robin

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Subject: Re: Can You Top This?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:

> Anyone have any better suggestions?

Last night I watched the movie "The Thirteenth Floor," an "entering
the experimental virtual world to solve a murder mystery" movie which
had every opportunity to TOTALLY SUCK and NEVER DID. The 1937 period
parts were excellently and convincingly done, the acting was unusually
good, and the plot was not totally brilliant or suprising but still a
good solid B plus. May have had something to do with the fact that
almost everyone associated with the production was from outside the
Hollywood Ghetto and thus failed to target it to the dumbest possible
audience. Damn sight better than that boring fakey looking "war" crap.

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