Subject: 1 year ago 3 weeks ago

From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

I was looking through the Google archives tonight and
stumbled upon the immediate post 9-11-01 SG ranting. Boy,
those were the days. We were **stoked**!!! And we were
funnier. And we had more hair. And money. And freedoms.
Wahhhhhhh!

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Subject: Re: 1 year ago 3 weeks ago
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Oh, fnork that. Everybody was traumatized and fucked
up and K*v*n shows up and decided to be a PC asshole
at the worst possible time.
Here I am, trying to be as funny and wry as possible
to cheer everyone up, and that humorless dork is trying
to bring everyone down. That angered me at a level
that transcends normal hate.

It really burned me on K*v*n. I will not forgive or
forget those times. I miss Konig, and wish he would
post again, but I guess K*v*n drove him away for a
while. I look forward to his return. K*v*n can rot
in hell for all I care. In fact, I see him smoldering
in a horrible place that is so awful that only I can
even imagine it. Fear me, if for only that, for I am
possessed of a dark side that can ruin the mind if
examined by most normals.

In truth, I cherish this Church, for I seen in it a
substance that survives throughout time. Performing
an essential role in history. A rant that makes
little sense, even to Rev. Stang, but I mean it.

A thousand years from now, this Church will matter.
Names that will live in infamy. Or Sainthood.

Damn, I'm drunk. Everclear and Diet Coke will do
that. Forget what I just said. This is not the
time-travelling SubGenii you are looking for.

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Subject: Re: 1 year ago 3 weeks ago
From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>

I know that the ugliness that Kevan has visited on this newsgroup isn't
near enough to run off the King of Prussia. Or anyone else, for that matter.
Kevan is an inconvenience, no more, but probably much less.
As big a streak of piss as Kevan is, (and he is, mind you) he's not enough
to make anybody stop subscribing to this newsgroup.
Hopefully, Koenig is just between computers right now and he and the
HellPope will show up tomorrow full of vim, vitality and vitriol.

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Subject: Re: 1 year ago 3 weeks ago
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

you're supposed to wait longer than a year to get all nostalgic.

--

In Memory of "Bob." "My god is dead, sorry about yours!"

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Subject: Re: 1 year ago 3 weeks ago
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

>>And freedoms.

So you're the fucker who had them last.

I'm afraid you've got to turn in any freedoms you may have left over
since 9/11. National security, you know. But don't worry, the govt
will guard your freedoms carefully, and pay you a full 0% interest until
it becomes safe for you to have them once again.

Just put them in an envelope and mail them to:

John Ashcroft, Washington, DC

Or better yet, our freedom sniffing dogs will be in your neighborhood,
oh, say within the hour. They'll be happy to take them away from you,
and you'll save the postage.

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