Yeti Porn

From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 27, 2002 2:25 PM

[sent to me by my old pal and Palmer-nose eater, Pastor X]

" . . . Once more into the breach sobbed Jennifer as she made her way to
the fourth arch marked Ice. She was not sure which was bothering her the
most, the horrible fucking she was taking or the fact that she had still
not cum.

When she landed this time, Jennifer skidded across the surface of the
glacier on her ass for several meters before sliding to a stop. The sun
overhead this time was a distant blue pinprick that gave little warmth to
the air. Ahead of her, Jennifer saw a large cave mouth carved into the side
of a huge wall of ice. Just inside the mouth of the cave, she saw movement.
The thing that emerged was as big as the lava monster and was covered in
dense white fur. The thing look pretty much like you would expect an
abominable snowman to look if you knew what an abominable snowman looked
like. It strode across the ice towards Jennifer and she knew with a sinking
heart that she was going to get raped by a Yeti.

With a sigh, Jennifer didn't wait for the thing to grab her, she turned and
waited on her hands and knees with her back to the thing, her ass thrust up
into the air. Reaching behind she pulled up the teddie and yielded herself
to the inevitable. Perhaps a kinder creature might have taken pity on the
near naked woman who knelt their quivering and awaiting her fate, but the
Yeti was a demon beast and it needed to fuck. You didn't find too many
blonde bimbos out here in the frozen wasteland and it was not going to
blow, er, miss this chance. The Yeti gave a primeval howl and grabbing
Jennifer it buried its cock in her ass with a massive thrust that nearly
split the blonde in two. Looking behind her, Jennifer saw that she really
should have been split in two as the things cock was a good 16 inches long
and six inches in diameter. Jennifer felt totally filled up, but she rather
suspected that the teddie again was at work allowing her to take the huge
cock without being torn to pieces.

For its part, the Yeti didn't much care about Jennifer's survival. All it
wanted was to get its rocks off and it slammed its massive cock in and out
of Jennifer's ass with the determination of a near mindless beast. When it
came, it threw back its head and howled like the animal it was, shooting
its seed deep into Jennifer's butt. When it released her, it was all
Jennifer could do to turn and thrust her mouth down over the massive cock
head and suck out a precious mouthful of cum. Then she staggered upright,
fell and landed once more back in the archway room. Adding her mouthful to
the jar, it cooled it for a moment, frost forming on the sickening mixture
before returning to a more jelly like state."

--
Legume
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"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Legume wrote:
>
> ...Ahead of her, Jennifer saw a large cave mouth
> carved into the side of a huge wall of ice. Just
> inside the mouth of the cave, she saw movement.
> The thing that emerged was as big as the lava
> monster and was covered in dense white fur.

It lunged from the cave and ate her. For that is
what polar bears do.

--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet

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