Subject: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet

From: seventimestrue@webtv.net (U Y)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2003 5:40 PM
Message-ID: <25948-3E99D967-636@storefull-2337.public.lawson.webtv.net>

I have had so much fun at http://boards.courttv.com I want to share
with all SLACKERS. I get thrown out, I come back in. All the time
bashing inbred gay hating pole dwelling swamp riders in Bumfuk
Louisiana. Picture a bunch of good ol boy racist pot bellied pigs
infighting over who gets to catch the serial killer. This is the story
of a serial killer no one will arrest and the idiots dancing to a
message board beat he controls. Come on down to where the excitement
is. Usenet can't match anything like this for raw wild west internet
gunslingers. http://boards.courttv.com go to the louisiana serial
killer board and check out the America at war forum. Damn this shiet is
fun, you are breaking no rules, they can throw you off but they have no
teeth! FUN FUN FUN

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2003 7:51 PM
Message-ID: <xkGdnaN-danZZQSjXTWcqw@lmi.net>

"U Y" <seventimestrue@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:25948-3E99D967-636@storefull-2337.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> I have had so much fun at http://boards.courttv.com I want to share
> with all SLACKERS.

Slackers hang out in alt.fan.keanu-reeves and alt.discordia;
alt.slack is the newsgroup of the Church of The Subgenius, a crowd of
very industrious folks. SLACK is what we find, share, and create. Very
few slackers here. Sorry, you got the wrong group.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2003 8:24 PM
Message-ID: <130420032024191737%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <xkGdnaN-danZZQSjXTWcqw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:

> "U Y" <seventimestrue@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:25948-3E99D967-636@storefull-2337.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > I have had so much fun at http://boards.courttv.com I want to share
> > with all SLACKERS.
>
> Slackers hang out in alt.fan.keanu-reeves and alt.discordia;
> alt.slack is the newsgroup of the Church of The Subgenius, a crowd of
> very industrious folks. SLACK is what we find, share, and create. Very
> few slackers here. Sorry, you got the wrong group.
>

Iceknife, please stop acting like you speak for the Church of the
SubGenius on any level. You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
sake.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2003 9:58 PM
Message-ID: <ryWdnZZeu9NgiAejXTWcqQ@lmi.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:130420032024191737%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <xkGdnaN-danZZQSjXTWcqw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
> <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
>
> > "U Y" <seventimestrue@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > news:25948-3E99D967-636@storefull-2337.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > > I have had so much fun at http://boards.courttv.com I want to
share
> > > with all SLACKERS.
> >
> > Slackers hang out in alt.fan.keanu-reeves and alt.discordia;
> > alt.slack is the newsgroup of the Church of The Subgenius, a crowd
of
> > very industrious folks. SLACK is what we find, share, and create.
Very
> > few slackers here. Sorry, you got the wrong group.
> >
>
>
>
> Iceknife,

ICEKNIFE is spelled in caps.

> please stop acting like you speak for the Church of the
> SubGenius on any level.

I *AM* the fucking church, you deranged old retard. I speak for the
CHURCH on ALL levels, and thank you to keep your tiresome bean
counting old foundation beak out of the SPIRITUAL side of things. In
fact, if you don't like how I run my Internet, DON'T FUCKING USE IT.

> You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
> sake.

Fuck off, typo pouncing old submissive bitch, go get someone else to
beat on you, I don't work for free.

Y'know, if you didn't whine at me every now and again, it'd hurt my
feelings.

Thanks Stinky!

<smootchykins!>

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2003 7:53 PM
Message-ID: <140420031953433055%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <ryWdnZZeu9NgiAejXTWcqQ@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:

>
> I *AM* the fucking church, you deranged old retard. I speak for the
> CHURCH on ALL levels, and thank you to keep your tiresome bean
> counting old foundation beak out of the SPIRITUAL side of things. In
> fact, if you don't like how I run my Internet, DON'T FUCKING USE IT.
>
> > You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
> > sake.
>
> Fuck off, typo pouncing old submissive bitch, go get someone else to
> beat on you, I don't work for free.
>
>
> Y'know, if you didn't whine at me every now and again, it'd hurt my
> feelings.
>
> Thanks Stinky!
>
> <smootchykins!>
>
>

You remind me of that purple guy.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2003 8:33 PM
Message-ID: <1mOdnWeim9QNzgajXTWcrg@lmi.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:140420031953433055%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <ryWdnZZeu9NgiAejXTWcqQ@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
> <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
>
>
> >
> > I *AM* the fucking church, you deranged old retard. I speak for
the
> > CHURCH on ALL levels, and thank you to keep your tiresome bean
> > counting old foundation beak out of the SPIRITUAL side of things.
In
> > fact, if you don't like how I run my Internet, DON'T FUCKING USE
IT.
> >
> > > You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
> > > sake.
> >
> > Fuck off, typo pouncing old submissive bitch, go get someone else
to
> > beat on you, I don't work for free.
> >
> >
> > Y'know, if you didn't whine at me every now and again, it'd hurt
my
> > feelings.
> >
> > Thanks Stinky!
> >
> > <smootchykins!>
> >
> >
>
> You remind me of that purple guy.

dunno why, since you're who he's trying to become.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2003 11:29 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0304141929.2eadcdba@posting.google.com>

"ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote in message news:<ryWdnZZeu9NgiAejXTWcqQ@lmi.net>...
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:130420032024191737%stang@subgenius.com...

> ICEKNIFE is spelled in caps.
>
> > please stop acting like you speak for the Church of the
> > SubGenius on any level.
>
> I *AM* the fucking church, you deranged old retard. I speak for the
> CHURCH on ALL levels, and thank you to keep your tiresome bean
> counting old foundation beak out of the SPIRITUAL side of things. In
> fact, if you don't like how I run my Internet, DON'T FUCKING USE IT.
>
> > You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
> > sake.
>
> Fuck off, typo pouncing old submissive bitch, go get someone else to
> beat on you, I don't work for free.
> > Y'know, if you didn't whine at me every now and again, it'd hurt my
> feelings.

Do you get the feeling that purple is iceknife's submissive bitch
side...y'know, the jekyll to iceknife's hyde? It would explain a few
things. Just a Psych I D'obbs-ervation, eieieieiei!

At least Stang ADMITS to being a deranged old retard. He's HONEST
about it. That's why he's our LEAAAADER and iceknife just sniffs the
reeking buns of Angel as if they wuz cocaayaayaaine.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
From young sluggard to elderly roue in one fell swoop

"YOU, sir! Are you afraid to take the Guano Challenge??"
- "King of the Hill"

"The genius is the one who plays most like himself."
- Thelonious Sphere Monk

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 4:28 AM
Message-ID: <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>

"HellPopeHuey" <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0304141929.2eadcdba@posting.google.com...
> "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote in message
news:<ryWdnZZeu9NgiAejXTWcqQ@lmi.net>...
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> > news:130420032024191737%stang@subgenius.com...
>
> > ICEKNIFE is spelled in caps.
> >
> > > please stop acting like you speak for the Church of the
> > > SubGenius on any level.
> >
> > I *AM* the fucking church, you deranged old retard. I speak for
the
> > CHURCH on ALL levels, and thank you to keep your tiresome bean
> > counting old foundation beak out of the SPIRITUAL side of things.
In
> > fact, if you don't like how I run my Internet, DON'T FUCKING USE
IT.
> >
> > > You can't even spell it right, for god's snot's
> > > sake.
> >
> > Fuck off, typo pouncing old submissive bitch, go get someone else
to
> > beat on you, I don't work for free.
> > > Y'know, if you didn't whine at me every now and again, it'd
hurt my
> > feelings.
>
> Do you get the feeling that purple is iceknife's submissive bitch
> side...y'know, the jekyll to iceknife's hyde? It would explain a few
> things. Just a Psych I D'obbs-ervation, eieieieiei!
>
> At least Stang ADMITS to being a deranged old retard. He's HONEST
> about it. That's why he's our LEAAAADER and iceknife just sniffs the
> reeking buns of Angel as if they wuz cocaayaayaaine.

He's YOUR leader, puffball.

That's why you're sucking his anus so hard right now.

I don't happen to need or want a leader, nor do I want or need to BE
one. Shouldn't you be out getting shorn, or dipped, or something?

but hey, want me to infest dean? I CAN, you dumbass, and THEN you
would see the error of your need attempt to appear witty.

Or if you prefer, I can run on a primary deanie subroutine, thus
effectively creating a second echo-dean (of course, I'd eclipse the
other, causing him to become the shadow-dean).

OK, FUCKERS. IF I'M JUST LIKE DEAN, SHOULD I CONSIDER THAT A FUCKING
REQUEST???

don't give me shitty ideas, you smarm-encrusted eloi clumploafbar. I
don't happen to need help that way.

besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which is 5
more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours. so
neener in your leg pits.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 12:15 PM
Message-ID: <150420031215086309%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:

>
> I don't happen to need or want a leader, nor do I want or need to BE
> one.

You squall for attention almost as embarrassingly as Dean does, that's
all. I'll grant that you at least display imagination.

>
> but hey, want me to infest dean? I CAN, you dumbass, and THEN you
> would see the error of your need attempt to appear witty.

Please do shake him out of his rut if you can.

>
> Or if you prefer, I can run on a primary deanie subroutine, thus
> effectively creating a second echo-dean (of course, I'd eclipse the
> other, causing him to become the shadow-dean).

Yes, why don't you do that.

>
> OK, FUCKERS. IF I'M JUST LIKE DEAN, SHOULD I CONSIDER THAT A FUCKING
> REQUEST???

You're only like him in that clamoring need for attention at any cost.

>
> don't give me shitty ideas, you smarm-encrusted eloi clumploafbar. I
> don't happen to need help that way.

THAT is an understatement.

>
>
> besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which is 5
> more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours. so
> neener in your leg pits.
>

On the contrary, Huey is one of the few persons that gets HIS butt
kissed TO ME. That is, when he was not online, I would get emails
asking if I knew what happened to him, and when was he gonna be back,
as he was a main reason to read the newsgroup.

Also, Huey is part of both The Book of the SubGenius and Revelation X,
and ARISE, and people are still buying those for some reason.

I have heard the occasional Huey critique too, and sponsored 'em even,
but there exists considerably more Huey fandom than hatedom.

If, like Dean, you stay behind your keyboard, where nobody can really
see you, then you'll probably remain popular with those 5 fans of yours
that you mentioned.

However, this Church is not a popularity contest to begin with, and
we're all fuckups by Normal fucked up standards anyway. J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs is the only one who can HANDLE popularity. It's about Slack. Some
people are Slack Vampires who can say ONLY nasty shit well. Their nasty
shit might provide somebody pleasure, but since nothing else goes with
it, it's just more nasty shit to me. If I want nasty shit I can turn on
the Pink radio.

Besides, Huey has GORGEOUS Slack-filled titties which he is generous
about sharing with the whole world. Your titties might as well not
exist.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 10:12 PM
Message-ID: <ZgadnUgRfKhCXQGjXTWcqw@lmi.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:150420031215086309%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
> <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
>
>
> >
> > I don't happen to need or want a leader, nor do I want or need to
BE
> > one.
>
>
> You squall for attention almost as embarrassingly as Dean does,
that's
> all. I'll grant that you at least display imagination.

Odd interpretation of my posting habits. Problem is, as you know, I
amuse some people, and seem to be sharing information with folks. Hey,
squalling for attention, and displaying imagination? Wow, if I was any
good, you'd get my message(s) and think it was art!

> >
> > but hey, want me to infest dean? I CAN, you dumbass, and THEN you
> > would see the error of your need attempt to appear witty.
>
> Please do shake him out of his rut if you can.

<sigh>

anyone can, but it'd take a lot of work. sort of like re-breaking a
badly set bone.

> >
> > Or if you prefer, I can run on a primary deanie subroutine, thus
> > effectively creating a second echo-dean (of course, I'd eclipse
the
> > other, causing him to become the shadow-dean).
>
> Yes, why don't you do that.

because two turds do not a chocolate mousse make. buy a damn cookbook,
wouldja?

> >
> > OK, FUCKERS. IF I'M JUST LIKE DEAN, SHOULD I CONSIDER THAT A
FUCKING
> > REQUEST???
>
> You're only like him in that clamoring need for attention at any
cost.

Sorry, but I'm not seeing where you're getting that. Except from
Rabs, but that's a hormone thing. Don't mean to be a pissnit about it,
but I was just as happy when you were ignoring me. That "any cost"
thing is nutty. As for clamoring, I do that in any case, it's the
factory options falling off. Nothing I can help except to suggest that
people who're bothered by it don't read my posts. The attention part
is kinda obvious, because if you don't get any attention, you don't
get any feedback, and you're that damn tree falling in the forest for
the umpteenth time. How would YOU like it if you posted and no one
payed attention? Jeeez, just say "I don't like what you write", and
ignore me.

> >
> > don't give me shitty ideas, you smarm-encrusted eloi clumploafbar.
I
> > don't happen to need help that way.
>
> THAT is an understatement.
>
> >
> >
> > besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which
is 5
> > more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours.
so
> > neener in your leg pits.
> >
>
> On the contrary, Huey is one of the few persons that gets HIS butt
> kissed TO ME.

I think I can parse that. You mean, his work is commended to you.
That's nice, because he used to bitch at me that he thought I was
cancelling his posts. I assured him that is was simply a lack of
dissent coupled with a sense that nothing more need be added. I have
also made it clear that I consider him a highly creative writer. The
above comment was an obvious jibe to anyone who isan't a raw walking
human nerve. That's your natural state, so in the current political
climate, you're making a joke of the war in the newsgroup, but taking
things seriously that shouldn't be. I'm not a Hallmark card writer,
and have no plans to write things that soothe and amuse you. You're
not my target audience. I write for tough and hardy women, not
sensitive and nervous men.

> That is, when he was not online, I would get emails
> asking if I knew what happened to him, and when was he gonna be
back,
> as he was a main reason to read the newsgroup.

That's great.

> Also, Huey is part of both The Book of the SubGenius and Revelation
X,
> and ARISE, and people are still buying those for some reason.

Also to his credit.

> I have heard the occasional Huey critique too, and sponsored 'em
even,
> but there exists considerably more Huey fandom than hatedom.

I know, I happen to appreciate his craftwork continually, and often
the content as well.

> If, like Dean, you stay behind your keyboard, where nobody can
really
> see you, then you'll probably remain popular with those 5 fans of
yours
> that you mentioned.

Plenty of people have seen me. Of the dozen members I've met, only
one proved to be unpleasant, unreliable, and an overt liar. Another
dislikes me, but I have nothing against him. The others are friends. I
never mentioned fans, I don't think they're fans. "Popularity" isn't
an issue for me, friendship is. I have good friends in alt.slack, and
enjoy being able to interact with them daily. Then there are others I
just like to goof with, but don't really know. This is also a good
outlet for my occasional desire to share a story, but all that really
matters is if a select few whos opinions I value think the stuff has
any merit. Granted, it's nice if others get something from them.

> However, this Church is not a popularity contest to begin with, and
> we're all fuckups by Normal fucked up standards anyway. J.R. "Bob"
> Dobbs is the only one who can HANDLE popularity. It's about Slack.
Some
> people are Slack Vampires who can say ONLY nasty shit well. Their
nasty
> shit might provide somebody pleasure, but since nothing else goes
with
> it, it's just more nasty shit to me. If I want nasty shit I can turn
on
> the Pink radio.

You selectively ignore everything good I say about and to people? And
systemically ignore that most of my vituperation is reserved for
people who've attacked me? Well, shit. I don't like you EITHER, but I
try to be *fair* about it.

> Besides, Huey has GORGEOUS Slack-filled titties which he is generous
> about sharing with the whole world. Your titties might as well not
> exist.

People who want to visit us are usually welcome, but I don't perform
live, and I don't travel if I don't have to. It took so many years to
get to where my wife and I could build a life together after her
stroke, that we don't like spending too much time apart.

Now, I humbly suggest that you go to the BBC website and study the
photos of the dead. Go ahead and weep until you can't any more. That's
the reality of things today, and *I* don't happen to have anything to
do with anything signifcant anywhere but in my kitchen. I'm sorry, but
I can't be your devil in the doorway today.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 2:35 AM
Message-ID: <1cup9vcgjagpusphu4ig1mp5uhd5fm48tq@4ax.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 19:12:42 -0700, "ICEKNIFE"
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:

>
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
>news:150420031215086309%stang@subgenius.com...
>> In article <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
>> <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >
>> > I don't happen to need or want a leader, nor do I want or need to
>BE
>> > one.
>>
>>
>> You squall for attention almost as embarrassingly as Dean does,
>that's
>> all. I'll grant that you at least display imagination.
>
> Odd interpretation of my posting habits. Problem is, as you know, I
>amuse some people, and seem to be sharing information with folks. Hey,
>squalling for attention, and displaying imagination? Wow, if I was any
>good, you'd get my message(s) and think it was art!
>
>> >
>> > but hey, want me to infest dean? I CAN, you dumbass, and THEN you
>> > would see the error of your need attempt to appear witty.
>>
>> Please do shake him out of his rut if you can.
>
><sigh>
>
>anyone can, but it'd take a lot of work. sort of like re-breaking a
>badly set bone.
>
>> >
>> > Or if you prefer, I can run on a primary deanie subroutine, thus
>> > effectively creating a second echo-dean (of course, I'd eclipse
>the
>> > other, causing him to become the shadow-dean).
>>
>> Yes, why don't you do that.
>
>because two turds do not a chocolate mousse make. buy a damn cookbook,
>wouldja?
>
>> >
>> > OK, FUCKERS. IF I'M JUST LIKE DEAN, SHOULD I CONSIDER THAT A
>FUCKING
>> > REQUEST???
>>
>> You're only like him in that clamoring need for attention at any
>cost.
>
> Sorry, but I'm not seeing where you're getting that. Except from
>Rabs, but that's a hormone thing. Don't mean to be a pissnit about it,
>but I was just as happy when you were ignoring me. That "any cost"
>thing is nutty. As for clamoring, I do that in any case, it's the
>factory options falling off. Nothing I can help except to suggest that
>people who're bothered by it don't read my posts. The attention part
>is kinda obvious, because if you don't get any attention, you don't
>get any feedback, and you're that damn tree falling in the forest for
>the umpteenth time. How would YOU like it if you posted and no one
>payed attention? Jeeez, just say "I don't like what you write", and
>ignore me.
>
>> >
>> > don't give me shitty ideas, you smarm-encrusted eloi clumploafbar.
>I
>> > don't happen to need help that way.
>>
>> THAT is an understatement.
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which
>is 5
>> > more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours.
>so
>> > neener in your leg pits.
>> >
>>
>> On the contrary, Huey is one of the few persons that gets HIS butt
>> kissed TO ME.
>
> I think I can parse that. You mean, his work is commended to you.
>That's nice, because he used to bitch at me that he thought I was
>cancelling his posts. I assured him that is was simply a lack of
>dissent coupled with a sense that nothing more need be added. I have
>also made it clear that I consider him a highly creative writer. The
>above comment was an obvious jibe to anyone who isan't a raw walking
>human nerve. That's your natural state, so in the current political
>climate, you're making a joke of the war in the newsgroup, but taking
>things seriously that shouldn't be. I'm not a Hallmark card writer,
>and have no plans to write things that soothe and amuse you. You're
>not my target audience. I write for tough and hardy women, not
>sensitive and nervous men.
>
>> That is, when he was not online, I would get emails
>> asking if I knew what happened to him, and when was he gonna be
>back,
>> as he was a main reason to read the newsgroup.
>
> That's great.
>
>> Also, Huey is part of both The Book of the SubGenius and Revelation
>X,
>> and ARISE, and people are still buying those for some reason.
>
> Also to his credit.
>
>> I have heard the occasional Huey critique too, and sponsored 'em
>even,
>> but there exists considerably more Huey fandom than hatedom.
>
> I know, I happen to appreciate his craftwork continually, and often
>the content as well.
>
>> If, like Dean, you stay behind your keyboard, where nobody can
>really
>> see you, then you'll probably remain popular with those 5 fans of
>yours
>> that you mentioned.
>
> Plenty of people have seen me. Of the dozen members I've met, only
>one proved to be unpleasant, unreliable, and an overt liar. Another
>dislikes me, but I have nothing against him. The others are friends. I
>never mentioned fans, I don't think they're fans. "Popularity" isn't
>an issue for me, friendship is. I have good friends in alt.slack, and
>enjoy being able to interact with them daily. Then there are others I
>just like to goof with, but don't really know. This is also a good
>outlet for my occasional desire to share a story, but all that really
>matters is if a select few whos opinions I value think the stuff has
>any merit. Granted, it's nice if others get something from them.
>
>> However, this Church is not a popularity contest to begin with, and
>> we're all fuckups by Normal fucked up standards anyway. J.R. "Bob"
>> Dobbs is the only one who can HANDLE popularity. It's about Slack.
>Some
>> people are Slack Vampires who can say ONLY nasty shit well. Their
>nasty
>> shit might provide somebody pleasure, but since nothing else goes
>with
>> it, it's just more nasty shit to me. If I want nasty shit I can turn
>on
>> the Pink radio.
>
> You selectively ignore everything good I say about and to people? And
>systemically ignore that most of my vituperation is reserved for
>people who've attacked me? Well, shit. I don't like you EITHER, but I
>try to be *fair* about it.
>
>> Besides, Huey has GORGEOUS Slack-filled titties which he is generous
>> about sharing with the whole world. Your titties might as well not
>> exist.
>
> People who want to visit us are usually welcome, but I don't perform
>live, and I don't travel if I don't have to. It took so many years to
>get to where my wife and I could build a life together after her
>stroke, that we don't like spending too much time apart.
>
> Now, I humbly suggest that you go to the BBC website and study the
>photos of the dead. Go ahead and weep until you can't any more. That's
>the reality of things today, and *I* don't happen to have anything to
>do with anything signifcant anywhere but in my kitchen. I'm sorry, but
>I can't be your devil in the doorway today.
>

sometimes you are funny as shit.

but a lot of times you are just going off about who the fuck knows.

Oh dear, have I just taken sides?

Fuck all you mother fuckers and the weasels you rode in on.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Rev." Falwell Opens Mouth, Inserts Entire Leg

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:12 AM
Message-ID: <xrucnVa7SJIgnwCjXTWcrg@lmi.net>

"Joe Cosby" <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote in message
news:1cup9vcgjagpusphu4ig1mp5uhd5fm48tq@4ax.com...
>
> sometimes you are funny as shit.

thanks. I think.

kinda depends what you mean by that. but i'll take it as a compliment.

> but a lot of times you are just going off about who the fuck knows.

That's because sometimes I have nothing to rant about, so I make shit
up.

ha, like you *don't*.

> Oh dear, have I just taken sides?

just your own. in fairness to myself, I don't know *anyone* who's
always funny. sometimes I'm just distastefully odd. More people wish
I'd self-edit, but I can't. I can write, or edit. not both. hence my
spelling. the stupid punctuation and syntax are my own. if i don't
like the way something looks, sometimes i have to re-arrange it so the
cadence *and* the visual form work for me. dumb, but there it is.

> Fuck all you mother fuckers and the weasels you rode in on.

i'm not available, but i can get you a date with a member of the
weasel family if you're willing to slouch and wear a fake fur hat.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:38 AM
Message-ID: <c12q9v0t5dtoamurtmgdj42ekkb5l5vb1h@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 00:12:45 -0700, "ICEKNIFE"
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:

>
>"Joe Cosby" <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote in message
>news:1cup9vcgjagpusphu4ig1mp5uhd5fm48tq@4ax.com...
>>
>> sometimes you are funny as shit.
>
>thanks. I think.
>
>kinda depends what you mean by that. but i'll take it as a compliment.
>
>> but a lot of times you are just going off about who the fuck knows.
>
>That's because sometimes I have nothing to rant about, so I make shit
>up.
>
>ha, like you *don't*.
>
>> Oh dear, have I just taken sides?
>
>just your own. in fairness to myself, I don't know *anyone* who's
>always funny. sometimes I'm just distastefully odd. More people wish
>I'd self-edit, but I can't. I can write, or edit. not both. hence my
>spelling. the stupid punctuation and syntax are my own. if i don't
>like the way something looks, sometimes i have to re-arrange it so the
>cadence *and* the visual form work for me. dumb, but there it is.
>

Yeah I know how that feels. It's like an ant making an anthill. If
you understood what it was going towards it would be all wrong.

>> Fuck all you mother fuckers and the weasels you rode in on.
>
>i'm not available, but i can get you a date with a member of the
>weasel family if you're willing to slouch and wear a fake fur hat.
>

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"We believe that this is the first time the existence of
fossil vomit on a grand scale has been proven beyond reasonable
doubt"

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:58 AM
Message-ID: <160420030958195999%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <1cup9vcgjagpusphu4ig1mp5uhd5fm48tq@4ax.com>, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:

>
> sometimes you are funny as shit.
>
> but a lot of times you are just going off about who the fuck knows.
>
> Oh dear, have I just taken sides?
>
> Fuck all you mother fuckers and the weasels you rode in on.

My problem with Iceknife has little to do with his skills, talents, or
lacks thereof. It's STRICTLY PERSONAL. Several years ago he tried to
fuck me over REAL GOOD when he thought he had a shot at it. That showed
me where his head was really at, and just how smart he really was, in
an unforgettable way. So the false sincerity he's defensively pumping
out now is especially sickening to me.

Sure he can be funny. He can even write. He even has something to say
now and then. Then there's all the rest of the time.

I'm not asking anyone to take sides, I just want it very clear how *I*
feel about Iceknife. You'll notice that he's just about the only person
here that I razz in a personal way, besides deanwad, and that I only do
it when I catch him "instructing" people about the Church of the
SubGenius as if he had actually helped on it. I don't care about his
other blither blather. I just can't bear to see him, of all people,
pretending to be "a SubGenius." He took away too much of my Slack back
when, and he's a Slack Vampire still. If he wasn't still such an
asshole, I'd be able to forget it. But he got worse instead of better.

You better fucking believe it is an emotional issue with me. If you
were in my shoes, and had to listen to fucks like him carry on
authoritatively about the Church of the SubGenius, you'd understand
quite well, I'm sure.

I'm pretty good at ignoring most of the fucks, but most of the fucks
don't try to fuck me.

But FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!! The lady just called and my fancy schmancy
video transfers are ready, for $160. One ARISE DVD coming right up.
Well maybe not RIGHT up. Actually I have to finish the other 3 old
feature length god damn video projects, and get all but the final DVD
dubbing master off my hard drive and my HARD HARD HEART!! and then add
new footage to ARISE. And update SubSITE and do the taxes. And get the
car fixed and the Stark Fist. And those DVD covers. Oh yeah and I seem
to keep blowing off those paying jobs. Hour of Slack due Saturday.
Hmmm. You can see why I get fucking frustrated with the loudmouth fucks
who go BLAH BLAH BLAH "BOB" BLAH BLAH BLAH huh huh huh

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 10:36 AM
Message-ID: <3E9D6A7B.490F@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> My problem with Iceknife has little to do
> with his skills, talents, or lacks thereof.
> It's STRICTLY PERSONAL.

This gives me a fund-raising idea. You have a
really impressive list of stalkers, creeps and
psycho hangers-on built up over the years. So
how much must they pay to get back into YOUR,
not "Bob"'s, good graces?

Let's call it the "Rev Stang forgiveness fund",
and the best part is that YOU get to set the
fee schedule.

JUST AS AN EXAMPLE:

1) Fucked up IRC during a devival-------$ 50.
2) Violated Church copyrights-----------$ 100.
3) Just was a real asshole--------------$ 300.
4) Got physically abusive/made threats
to other Church members--------------$ 2,000.
5) Serious computer attack, hacked
SubSite or got account suspended-----$ 5,000.
6) Personally really pissed off
Rev Stang (other stuff) -------------$ 10,000.

--
When anyone asked him where he came from,
he said, "Is that your nose or a banana?"
--Diogenes the Sarcastic

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:36 PM
Message-ID: <xYycnbF0WdmndACjXTWcqQ@lmi.net>

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3E9D6A7B.490F@succeeds.com...
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > My problem with Iceknife has little to do
> > with his skills, talents, or lacks thereof.
> > It's STRICTLY PERSONAL.
>
> This gives me a fund-raising idea. You have a
> really impressive list of stalkers, creeps and
> psycho hangers-on built up over the years.

Didn't know you shared that opinion of me.

Jeez, I'm just fuckin' up all over, huh.

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ICEKNIFE wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v5.0" worted:
>
> > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > >
> > > My problem with Iceknife has little to do
> > > with his skills, talents, or lacks thereof.
> > > It's STRICTLY PERSONAL.
> >
> > This gives me a fund-raising idea. You have a
> > really impressive list of stalkers, creeps and
> > psycho hangers-on built up over the years.
>
> Didn't know you shared that opinion of me.
>
> Jeez, I'm just fuckin' up all over, huh.

Sheeit. I get a GOOD IDEA, and suddenly it's ALL
ABOUT YOU!

What an ego. That's it, I'm taking down all those
nude 8x10 glossies of you from my bathroom walls.

They'll look better next to the altar, anyway.

--
Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:26 PM
Message-ID: <28KcnYB6o62aegCjXTWcoQ@lmi.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:160420030958195999%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <1cup9vcgjagpusphu4ig1mp5uhd5fm48tq@4ax.com>, Joe Cosby
> <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
>
>
> >
> > sometimes you are funny as shit.
> >
> > but a lot of times you are just going off about who the fuck
knows.
> >
> > Oh dear, have I just taken sides?
> >
> > Fuck all you mother fuckers and the weasels you rode in on.
>
> My problem with Iceknife has little to do with his skills, talents,
or
> lacks thereof. It's STRICTLY PERSONAL. Several years ago he tried to
> fuck me over REAL GOOD when he thought he had a shot at it. That
showed
> me where his head was really at, and just how smart he really was,
in
> an unforgettable way. So the false sincerity he's defensively
pumping
> out now is especially sickening to me.

Your pals Gary Z and Hal had a real field day with me and several of
my friends, yup. Got an entire warehouse cleaned out for free, we all
got really sick, they lied about the electricity, and *you* got fucked
over? Interesting interpretation.

If you could tell the difference between performance and
conversation, discussing sincerity with you might make some kind of
sense.

> Sure he can be funny. He can even write. He even has something to
say
> now and then. Then there's all the rest of the time.
>
> I'm not asking anyone to take sides, I just want it very clear how
*I*
> feel about Iceknife. You'll notice that he's just about the only
person
> here that I razz in a personal way, besides deanwad, and that I only
do
> it when I catch him "instructing" people about the Church of the
> SubGenius as if he had actually helped on it. I don't care about his
> other blither blather. I just can't bear to see him, of all people,
> pretending to be "a SubGenius." He took away too much of my Slack
back
> when, and he's a Slack Vampire still. If he wasn't still such an
> asshole, I'd be able to forget it. But he got worse instead of
better.

Hey, it's your art-clique, Moose. Sure, I'll go, gosh, I'm sorry,
excuse me.

Now tell all the nice subgenii what horrible nosferatu shit you think
I did? How exactly did I try to fuck you over?

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "Rev. Nickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 2:30 PM
Message-ID: <ccc4ac5a15c0687cc21a77f671c8e7e9@news.teranews.com>

> In article <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
> <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
>> besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which is 5
>> more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours. so
>> neener

Isn't it funny that I word I used several years ago to annoy him, he still
remembers? Just ONE WORD!!! And it still haunts him.

-Rev. Nickie

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: "ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:02 PM
Message-ID: <vB2dnaM9VcbZfACjXTWcqQ@lmi.net>

"Rev. Nickie" <nickie@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:ccc4ac5a15c0687cc21a77f671c8e7e9@news.teranews.com...
>
> > In article <aG6dnQTWrZOOXgajXTWcpw@lmi.net>, ICEKNIFE
> > <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
> >> besides, I can name 5 people who like to read my nonsense, which
is 5
> >> more than he can about his, and 3 more than you can about yours.
so
> >> neener
>
>
> Isn't it funny that I word I used several years ago to annoy him, he
still
> remembers? Just ONE WORD!!! And it still haunts him.
>
> -Rev. Nickie

huh???

wowee, you sure are nuts.

were you under the impression you invented the word, or something?

I've been using it since I was like 3, and that was long beore you
were born.

the only thing you ever said that haunts me was "Slayer Rules". In
fact, it's pretty much all I can remember about you at all. sorry. if
you wanna get remembered you'll have to be a lot meaner. if you're
meaner, I'll killfile you and run away. Then I won't remember you.
sorry, sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.

ok, what now?

oh.

nickie. the slayer chick.

right. happy passover.

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Subject: Re: NEW SLACK FRONTIER-better than usnet
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 17, 2003 1:44 AM
Message-ID: <3E9E3F3E.3ED16A@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Nickie" wrote:
>
> > ICEKNIFE
> > wrote:
> >>
> >> neener
>
> Isn't it funny that I word I used several years ago to annoy him, he still
> remembers? Just ONE WORD!!! And it still haunts him.
>

One word at a time is about all he can handle.

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