Subject: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 29, 2002 8:17 PM
Message-ID: <291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com>

I SAID "I could do it TODAY easily". Once I'd shot my big mouth off, I
god damn had to go ahead and do it.

http://subgenius.com/bigfist/FIST2002-1/FIST2002-1.html

Prodded by Alliekat, who I wouldn't mind prodding back, I went and
finished the cursory links for this "Online Fist" thing, which is thus
far really little more of a categorized archive. It includes alt.slack
text from before 5X-Day, pulled by me and edited by Revs. Temujin, Two
Beans and Phloighd months ago. Silly us, we thought we'd have MWOWM
auto-finish it when the Saucers arrived! Nonetheless, what's there is
fairly extensive and contains almost a year's worth of best-ofs.

To be honest it likewise includes lots of mediocres-of and
why-the-fuck-is-this-HERE-ofs, but that NICE FINAL EDITING is what YOU
THE HAPPY SUBGENIUS HELPER are free tohelp with at ANY TIME, DAY OR
NIGHT.

Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux. Even DYSKOLOS rises from the
grave in these quasi-edited literary upchuckings.

If I am feeling GRAND and MERCIFUL I shall deign to fossilize on
SubSITE some of the prime fine alt.binaries.slackfoolery that you might
have missed. *Before*it is applied to $15 tiles and $25 wall posters at
Cafe Press. Wei and I are putting some of these gorgeous Holy Artworks
on the Cafe Press geegaws more out of the hope that somebody will buy
some of it for US for Christmas, than serious expectations of Big
$ales. But it costs us NOTHING TO TRY, you see. NOTHING TO TRY. So I
SHOULD now go back to that purely mercenary and technical process. If
you have any bright ideas about how to make the Online Stark Fist into
a marvelous self-generating php or whatever you call it masterpiece,
then send me the code or post it to a.b.s. or kill "Bob" for me... and
if you decide to go that route, while you're at it kill Pee Dog for me
too.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 11:45 AM
Message-ID: <301020021145308920%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
<no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
> news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
>
> > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
> > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
>
> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.

PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.

I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little
time he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he
cooked up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us.

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: subspecies23@aol.com (SubSpecies23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 1:02 PM
Message-ID: <20021030130251.05397.00001241@mb-fw.aol.com>

<< From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" stang@subgenius.com
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 10:45 AM
Message-id: <301020021145308920%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
<no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:

PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.

I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little
time he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he
cooked up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us. >>

I feel bad about this, but I didn't know he was dead. It must have happened
during my last absence from this newsgroup. I didn't know him or anything, but
I always enjoyed his posts and he seemed like a great person.

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 1:23 PM
Message-ID: <3DC023ED.35AC@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.
>
> I don't think that brave motherfucker told a
> single soul how little time he had left. He was
> too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he cooked
> up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us.
>

I'd like to think that Huey has just gone to
the Nth dimension, where he is happily doing
his thang. To excess.

--
"Flectere si nequeo superos,
acheronta movebos."
("If you can't yield to the gods
of heaven, then move with the
powers of the inferno.")
-- from Virgil's "Aeneid"

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 2:30 PM
Message-ID: <3rWv9.36876$iV1.31606@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:301020021145308920%stang@subgenius.com...

> PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.
>
> I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little
> time he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he
> cooked up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us.

How did I not learn about this? Is there something on the SubSite? 6
months ago he sent me his old classic early 80s Stark Fists just for the
shipping money and I wondered what sanity the man had remaining for doing
that. I still have the box covered in his crazy cut and paste stuff. I
loved Huey, I used to buy his tapes, he and I were online buddies, we used
to rant back and forth, and I didn't hear anything, he didn't say SHIT. I
emailed him a while back and he seemed to be doing fine but this was over a
month ago.

WHAT THE HELL.

I'm going to go cry now.

SHIT.

alliekatt

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 10:07 PM
Message-ID: <Xns92B7E141284C6nunyabiznowaycom@216.148.53.99>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in news:301020021145308920%
stang@subgenius.com:

> In article <Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
> <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:
>
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
>> news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
>>
>> > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
>> > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
>>
>> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
>
> PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.
>
> I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little
> time he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he
> cooked up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us.
>

Say WHAT????

WHEN did this happen????? I heard absolutely NOTHING about it!

Sweet cleavage of Connie!!! He will definitly be missed......

Until he returns from the dead to populate his escape saucer when we ALL go
to SubG Valhalla.

______________
-- Reverend DJ Epoch
-- The Church of Our lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Devine Southern Redneck Clench
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel

Divine Southern Redneck Clench Recruitment site at:
http://revdjepoch.net

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: twobeans@godhatesyou.com (Two Beans)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002 5:46 PM
Message-ID: <a7cfc6bc.0210301446.1457b20a@posting.google.com>

Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message news:<Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>...

>
> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.

Rest in peace, dear Heuy. Your passing was even more sad than the
passing of Dr. Legume.

-2B

"Being desirous of allaying the dissension's of party strife now
existing within our realm, [I] do hereby dissolve and abolish the
Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby degree the
disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than ten, nor less
than five years, to all persons leading to any violation of this our
imperial decree." -Emperor Norton, Emperor of the United States and
Protector of Mexico --San Francisco Herald, August 4, 1869

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 31, 2002 2:44 AM
Message-ID: <311020020244471996%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <a7cfc6bc.0210301446.1457b20a@posting.google.com>, Two Beans
<twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote:

> Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message
> news:<Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>...
>
> >
> > Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
>
> Rest in peace, dear Heuy. Your passing was even more sad than the
> passing of Dr. Legume.
>

It's EXACTLY as sad.

I almost removed the old, old section on SubSITE about Dr. Legume's
passing, but now I'm so glad I left it there. It's important that
people remember.

http://subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/Legume2/Legume2.html

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 31, 2002 3:01 AM
Message-ID: <3dc0e07b_7@Usenet.com>

On Wed, 30 Oct 2002 13:02:51 -0500, SubSpecies23 wrote:

> << From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" stang@subgenius.com Date: Wed, Oct 30, 2002
> 10:45 AM
> Message-id: <301020021145308920%stang@subgenius.com>
>
> In article <Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
> <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:
>
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
>> news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
>>
>> > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
>> > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
>>
>> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
>
> PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.
>
> I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little time
> he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he cooked up
> a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us. >>
>
> I feel bad about this, but I didn't know he was dead. It must have
> happened during my last absence from this newsgroup.

In fact, it happened BECAUSE you left alt.slack. He never would say so
publicly, but Huey used to email me often and tell me how much strength
he gained just from knowing that you frequented alt.slack.

When you left, Huey continued to email me as though you were still around,
but you could tell that the life force within him was burning low. I
think that at some level he knew that you had gone, and had taken his
reason for carrying on with you, but just couldn't bring himself to
face the fact.

Then, one day (and with sad irony, it was a bright cheerful day), Huey
stopped emailing me. I knew then what had happened.

> I didn't know him
> or anything, but I always enjoyed his posts and he seemed like a great
> person.

Yes, and he had secretly been stalking you for years.

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 31, 2002 12:48 PM
Message-ID: <m2r8e6ts83.fsf@localhost.localdomain>

On Thu, 31 Oct 2002, stang@subgenius.com wrote:
> In article <a7cfc6bc.0210301446.1457b20a@posting.google.com>, Two
> Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote:
>
>> Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message
>> news:<Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>...
>>
>> >
>> > Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his
>> > words.
>>
>> Rest in peace, dear Heuy. Your passing was even more sad than the
>> passing of Dr. Legume.
>>
>
> It's EXACTLY as sad.
>
> I almost removed the old, old section on SubSITE about Dr. Legume's
> passing, but now I'm so glad I left it there. It's important that
> people remember.
>
> http://subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/Legume2/Legume2.html

I will miss Hellpope Huey-he left a big footprint on alt.slack, which
is now filling up with stagnant water

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: abuse@aol.com
Date: Thu, Oct 31, 2002 1:03 PM
Message-ID: <Hfew9.38457$Mb3.1707134@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>

KRONOS said:

>I will miss Hellpope Huey-he left a big footprint on alt.slack, which
>is now filling up with stagnant water

that's not water, it's phlegm.

--
"excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Thu, Oct 31, 2002 6:39 PM
Message-ID: <vpf3susr16q8kbdo0ctru9447ptcsv1uap@4ax.com>

On 31 Oct 2002 03:07:17 GMT, Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
said:

>"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in news:301020021145308920%
>stang@subgenius.com:
>
>> In article <Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
>> <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
>>> news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
>>>
>>> > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
>>> > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
>>>
>>> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
>>
>> PRAISE "BOB" and may Huey rest in Slack.
>>
>> I don't think that brave motherfucker told a single soul how little
>> time he had left. He was too big a man to fish for sympathy. But he
>> cooked up a Trout Almondine of it for the rest of us.
>>
>
>Say WHAT????
>
>WHEN did this happen????? I heard absolutely NOTHING about it!
>
>Sweet cleavage of Connie!!! He will definitly be missed......
>
>Until he returns from the dead to populate his escape saucer when we ALL go
>to SubG Valhalla.
>

Huey died a slow and horrible death out there in Conway Arkansas, but
he is finally at peace with his demons. Unfortunately, Huey didn't
leave his wife and 2 kids anything but a huge pile of bills.
I spoke with them briefly yesterday and they are not doing so well.
In an effort to help ease their suffering I'm organizing the HellPope
Huey memorial fund.
So dig deep fellow Subgeenies to help one of our own!
I've set up a PayPal account to make it easier for you.
Any amount will help, five dollars, ten, a hundred, it will all go to
a good cause. You CAN do something to keep the wolves from their
door. Fight the con that is trying to suck the life out of Hueys poor
bereaved widow ! BTW you can use a credit card with PayPal.
If you would like to help in any way pls contact me at
:codini_at_subgenius_dot_com for more info.
Thanks

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Nov 1, 2002 1:00 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92B9C7A9706A154563@128.242.171.114>

Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote in
news:vpf3susr16q8kbdo0ctru9447ptcsv1uap@4ax.com:

> Fight the con that is trying to suck the life out of Hueys poor
> bereaved widow !

If I recall correctly, she was VERY fucked-up healthwise.
--
Legume
----------
"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: 66635@s66itl6ips.com
Date: Fri, Nov 1, 2002 1:46 PM
Message-ID: <nui5suo49pf503r1mjpbijfglc7r06gupj@4ax.com>

On 1 Nov 2002 00:00:44 -0600, Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
wrote:

I just sent Codini 50 bucks to help

"The selfish spirit of commerce knows no country, and feels no passion
or principle but that of gain". - Thomas Jefferson

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Fri, Nov 1, 2002 6:50 PM
Message-ID: <lo46sus2on304pa5n970kqposkiamvslb7@4ax.com>

On Fri, 01 Nov 2002 18:46:11 GMT, Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
said:

>On 1 Nov 2002 00:00:44 -0600, Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote in
>>news:vpf3susr16q8kbdo0ctru9447ptcsv1uap@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Fight the con that is trying to suck the life out of Hueys poor
>>> bereaved widow !
>>
>>If I recall correctly, she was VERY fucked-up healthwise.
>
>I just sent Codini 50 bucks to help

Thanks Lou, your heart is in the right place

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Fri, Nov 1, 2002 6:49 PM
Message-ID: <fl46susssuvamrmvjad8q1eh4a03pj88pe@4ax.com>

On 1 Nov 2002 00:00:44 -0600, Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
said:

That is so true Doc
Thanks again
Codini

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 2, 2002 3:08 AM
Message-ID: <3dc3853b_4@Usenet.com>

On Fri, 01 Nov 2002 01:00:44 -0500, Legume wrote:

> Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote in
> news:vpf3susr16q8kbdo0ctru9447ptcsv1uap@4ax.com:
>
>> Fight the con that is trying to suck the life out of Hueys poor
>> bereaved widow !
>
> If I recall correctly, she was VERY fucked-up healthwise.

I believe she brought it on herself. Regardless, it's the children
who are the real victims here. Lenny, Louie, and little Leanne.

I really have to admire Lenny, the oldest. When Huey died, Lenny
took charge like a real trooper. He's a brave little kid. Louie,
he's the outgoing jokester of the bunch. I suppose that's his
way of dealing with his insecurity over his club foot (it's
really not that noticable). Both of them are protective of Leanne,
who is very shy. I remember how she used to burry her face in
Huey's armpit when she felt that too much attention was being
payed to her. She's a sweety.

They're a great bunch of kids who deserve any financial help
they can get. I've sent Jack a check for $75, which he should
be receiving soon. I'll send along another $75 next week when
I get paid. I know that's nowhere near enough, but it's the
best I can do with my current finances.

Give them my best,

Larry

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 2, 2002 8:43 PM
Message-ID: <Xns92BAD4F1DFE4B154563@128.242.171.114>

fossil_1984@hotmail.com (chaosisrael) wrote in
news:5f05090e.0211021605.7da9e07@posting.google.com:

> http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
>
> Semms pretty alive to me.

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GOD-DAMNED THING!
--
Legume
----------
"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sloak,alt.friday
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Sun, Nov 3, 2002 12:35 PM
Message-ID: <kcnasuo2apik8meojg5edn5c8k8j7uoia3@4ax.com>

On Sun, 03 Nov 2002 02:13:23 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
Jones) said:

>In article <Xns92BAD4F1DFE4B154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
><no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:
>
>>fossil_1984@hotmail.com (chaosisrael) wrote in
>>news:5f05090e.0211021605.7da9e07@posting.google.com:
>>
>>> http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
>>>
>>> Semms pretty alive to me.
>>
>>I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GOD-DAMNED THING!
>
>Through the magic of the Internet, Hellpope Huey will live on! We can all
>enjoy his rants and postings, as fresh as the day he hewed the electrons to
>make them.
That's right! and only by your generous contributions will his family
make it through these tough times.
Remember fellow SubGenius YOU can help make a difference
and at the same time gain true slack by helping Hueys widow.
Contact me for details
Codini

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sloak,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Nov 3, 2002 6:24 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0311021832530001@news.earthlink.net>

In article <kcnasuo2apik8meojg5edn5c8k8j7uoia3@4ax.com>,
codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com wrote:

>On Sun, 03 Nov 2002 02:13:23 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
>Jones) said:
>
>>In article <Xns92BAD4F1DFE4B154563@128.242.171.114>, Legume
>><no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:
>>
>>>fossil_1984@hotmail.com (chaosisrael) wrote in
>>>news:5f05090e.0211021605.7da9e07@posting.google.com:
>>>
>>>> http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
>>>>
>>>> Semms pretty alive to me.
>>>
>>>I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GOD-DAMNED THING!
>>
>>Through the magic of the Internet, Hellpope Huey will live on! We can all
>>enjoy his rants and postings, as fresh as the day he hewed the electrons to
>>make them.
>That's right! and only by your generous contributions will his family
>make it through these tough times.
>Remember fellow SubGenius YOU can help make a difference
>and at the same time gain true slack by helping Hueys widow.
>Contact me for details

Can we pull that widow train to console her?

"Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute
imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point
of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take
me as I am, for I shall not change."
- Marquis de Sade's Last Will and Testament

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Sun, Nov 3, 2002 12:38 PM
Message-ID: <minasuomg7n4ujqfqshl9fpitp71r7mht8@4ax.com>

On 2 Nov 2002 16:05:45 -0800, fossil_1984@hotmail.com (chaosisrael)
said:

>Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message news:<Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>...
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
>> news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
>>
>> > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
>> > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
>>
>> Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
>
>http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
>
>Semms pretty alive to me.
Yeah, yeah...aren't you
mister-cool-internet-I-know-how-to-use-google-guy.
Meanwhile, why don't you try to help the family of a fellow departed
SuBGenius, instead of showing us how "cool" you are.
Codini

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Sun, Nov 3, 2002 12:47 PM
Message-ID: <jpnasu4p2n1qua78huf9g0offedrl4uli8@4ax.com>

On Sat, 02 Nov 2002 03:08:30 -0500, Artemia Salina
<y2k@sheayright.com> said:

>On Fri, 01 Nov 2002 01:00:44 -0500, Legume wrote:
>
>> Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote in
>> news:vpf3susr16q8kbdo0ctru9447ptcsv1uap@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Fight the con that is trying to suck the life out of Hueys poor
>>> bereaved widow !
>>
>> If I recall correctly, she was VERY fucked-up healthwise.
>
>I believe she brought it on herself. Regardless, it's the children
>who are the real victims here. Lenny, Louie, and little Leanne.
>
>I really have to admire Lenny, the oldest. When Huey died, Lenny
>took charge like a real trooper. He's a brave little kid. Louie,
>he's the outgoing jokester of the bunch. I suppose that's his
>way of dealing with his insecurity over his club foot (it's
>really not that noticable). Both of them are protective of Leanne,
>who is very shy. I remember how she used to burry her face in
>Huey's armpit when she felt that too much attention was being
>payed to her. She's a sweety.
>
>They're a great bunch of kids who deserve any financial help
>they can get. I've sent Jack a check for $75, which he should
>be receiving soon. I'll send along another $75 next week when
>I get paid. I know that's nowhere near enough, but it's the
>best I can do with my current finances.
>
>Give them my best,
>
>Larry

Thanks for the contribution Artemia,
As you well know, winters comin' on in Arkansas and they can't even
afford to heat the rundown trailer they live in, so, every little bit
helps. People like you really show that, no matter what everybody else
says, we SubGeniuses can pull together to help one of our own.
All you other so called Subgeniuses out there, this is a serious
matter and needs attention now! Dig deep and dig often,
any little bit helps. Contact me for payment options, PayPal is
available.
Thanks
Codini

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: arbane@attbi.com
Date: Mon, Nov 4, 2002 3:10 AM
Message-ID: <HXpx9.64376$bt.117512@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>

Champion Jack Codini wrote:

>>http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
>>
>>Semms pretty alive to me.
> Yeah, yeah...aren't you
> mister-cool-internet-I-know-how-to-use-google-guy.
> Meanwhile, why don't you try to help the family of a fellow departed
> SuBGenius, instead of showing us how "cool" you are.
> Codini

Because the last time any of use believed Legume and Stang about a
SubGenius being dead, it was a cruel and cynical hoax, maybe? (Legume was
alive, damn the luck! And I had the party favors all picked out and
everything.)

Murphy's Law, of course, dictates that this time, everyone's 100% serious,
the HellPope truly is raisin' daisies, and I'm going to look like
the...um....5th biggest jerk in alt.slack.

--
"Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'."
-- James A. Wolf

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: twobeans@godhatesyou.com (Two Beans)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Nov 4, 2002 1:33 PM
Message-ID: <a7cfc6bc.0211041033.6ad3ef2b@posting.google.com>

Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com> wrote in message news:<HXpx9.64376$bt.117512@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>...
>
> Because the last time any of use believed Legume and Stang about a
> SubGenius being dead, it was a cruel and cynical hoax, maybe? (Legume was
> alive, damn the luck! And I had the party favors all picked out and
> everything.)
>
> Murphy's Law, of course, dictates that this time, everyone's 100% serious,
> the HellPope truly is raisin' daisies, and I'm going to look like
> the...um....5th biggest jerk in alt.slack.

See, there you go thinking about you AGAIN.

You selfish asshole. I don't even want to know you. With Huey's widow
forced to whore herself out back behind K-Marts to so she can feed her
starving retarded children, all you can think about is being "number
five"!

You fucking disgust me, you pink piece of shit. I hate you, and so
does "Bob". Your seat on the saucers has been revoked untill further
notice.

Do the right thing, you bad man you.

-2B

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 5, 2002 3:45 PM
Message-ID: <051120021545194938%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0211041750.36d4a2d1@posting.google.com>,
chaosisrael <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:<021120022114452518%stang@subgenius.com>...
> > In article <5f05090e.0211021605.7da9e07@posting.google.com>,
> > chaosisrael <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<Xns92B6E3D3A2C89154563@128.242.171.114>...
> > > > "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in
> > > > news:291020022017280247%stang@subgenius.com:
> > > >
> > > > > Meanwhile, HELLPOPE HUEY POSTS AGAIN in these beloved nostalgic
> > > > > memories, starring YOU the alt.slack-fux.
> > > >
> > > > Cancer might have killed poor Huey, but it couldn't kill his words.
> > >
> > > http://www.aristotle.net/market/freep/2015/columns/insane.html
> > >
> > > Semms pretty alive to me.
> >
> >
> > Well, that was last December's issue.
> >
>
> I've never been too clear on this "year" thing.
> Near as I can figure, all that proves is Little Rock's alternaweekly died.
>
> --
> Am I surprised?

The Free Press is still published at least twice a month by Rev. Dotty
Oliver, they just haven't updated the website. This may be because Pope
Sternodox would be the one to update the website, and Pope Sternodox is
busy with his new side business of running some new sex cult on the
other side of town.

Whether Huey is in Heaven or Little Rock, he may be having trouble
getting on the Internet. His Last Words to Sterno (on the phone) (that
I know of) (which might not be much) were curses regarding his ancient
broken Macintosh. St. Marc and I tried to give Huey a new old used
Macintosh, but he didn't want it. (It's just as well, because its hard
drive died horribly shortly after we started using it.) He was holding
out for MWOWM perhaps.

He also made it plain to lots of folks that he was sick and tired of
the SubGenii being so mean and unappreciative. AND, he had gotten a
girlfriend. Involuntary Slack might have provided him a new improved
ShorDurPerSav.

I could just dial up his number on the phone, but that would be
cheating.

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: "U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002 12:36 AM
Message-ID: <3dc8aa19$0$183$75868355@news.frii.net>

"Champion Jack Codini" <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote in message:
> Remember fellow SubGenius YOU can help make a difference and at the same
time gain true slack by helping Hueys widow. Contact me for details
> Codini

This terrible, terrible story has moved me strangely. It reminds me in a
strange way of that Spanish fellow who was crushed by a boulder while having
his way with a chicken, although I dare say that Huey's ending was in some
part more dignified.

I am about to write out a check for $500 and as soon I do, it will be in the
mail to these 'PayPal' folk so that I can help this noble cause in some
small way. I urge you all to do the same.

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Subject: Re: YOU are now on SUBSITE CLEAN-UP DETAIL
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2002 9:19 AM
Message-ID: <Xns92BF612B280DE154563@128.242.171.114>

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote in
news:g63ksugu56a425dqhlc28efa0fhftqr95n@4ax.com:

> Legume and Stang:
>
> fucking assholes

Well, OK, Joe, if that's what you want, but you gotta bring your own
goddamn banjo picker.
--
Legume
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"I have been thinking about sitting down with Crazy Acid Burnout Man and
having a serious talk with him." - Ivan Stang

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