Today is Perfect

Nobody is sick. Nothing is broken. I have the perfect wife. She is happy. My house is perfect. My neighborhood is perfect. The weather is perfect. It is cool. The bills are paid. The credit cards don't have to be. I can't remember anything to feel guilty about. Nothing hurts especially. The room smells good. My computer shit is so fucking great I can't even believe it. I got some real pretty "Bob" artwork done last night. There are a dozen movies I want to see at the theater and the video store around the corner and on newsgroups, and there's more great porno and cool monster stuff on the Internet than I would ever possibly have imagined, and albums, all free, and my cable modem is still working, and my Mom and Dad are both fine, considering, my kids are both fine, neither has asked for money, or gotten married; none of my friends is having seizures of any kind right this minute that I know of; the business is back to its normal level of direness; any deadlines are arbitrary, really; my JOB is to help crank out weird SubGenius shit and nothing is keeping me from my appointed rounds, and my friends are the best and most interesting artists and musicians and writers and weirdos in the world; this coffee is fucking KILLER, and there's a ton of food in the fridge; I have prunes; smile and the world smiles with you, frown turned upside down and you frown upside down.

The prior few dozen years of banging my head against a brick wall, seeingly endlessly, was in fact WORTH IT, AFTER ALL!!

Just wanted to let you know, in case you happened to be wondering along those lines regarding your own case. Everything good MIGHT happen. You just DON'T KNOW.

And that right there is the only thing you DO know.

You don't even know for SURE that "BOB'S" PROMISE RINGS TRUE!! But at lest you KNOW that you DON'T know what happens next. Praise "Bob".

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Subject: Today is Perfect
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 15, 2002 1:37 PM

Nobody is sick. Nothing is broken. I have the perfect wife. She is
happy. My house is perfect. My neighborhood is perfect. The weather is
perfect. It is cool. The bills are paid. The credit cards don't have to
be. I can't remember anything to feel guilty about. Nothing hurts
especially. The room smells good. My computer shit is so fucking great
I can't even believe it. I got some real pretty "Bob" artwork done last
night. There are a dozen movies I want to see at the theater and the
video store around the corner and on newsgroups, and there's more great
porno and cool monster stuff on the Internet than I would ever possibly
have imagined, and albums, all free, or practically free, and my cable
modem is still working, and my Mom and Dad are both fine, considering,
my kids are both fine, neither has asked for money, or gotten married;
none of my friends is having seizures of any kind right this minute
that I know of; the business is back to its normal level of direness;
any deadlines are arbitrary, really; my JOB is to help crank out weird
SubGenius shit and nothing is keeping me from my appointed rounds, and
my friends are the best and most interesting artists and musicians and
writers and weirdos in the world; this coffee is fucking KILLER, and
there's a ton of food in the fridge; I have prunes; smile and the world
smiles with you -- frown while you're turned upside down, and you frown
upside down.

The prior few dozen years of banging my head against a brick wall,
seemingly endlessly, was in fact WORTH IT, AFTER ALL!!

Just wanted to let you know, in case you happened to be wondering along
those lines regarding your own case. Everything good MIGHT happen. You
just DON'T KNOW.

And that right there is the only thing you DO know.

You don't even know for SURE that "BOB'S" PROMISE RINGS TRUE!! But at
least you KNOW that you DON'T know what happens next. Praise "Bob".

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Subject: Re: Today is Perfect
From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

John Ashcroft wants to make love to you in
the worst possible way.

The WORST possible way.

--
"Hell is full of Dinosaurs!"
-- nu-monet

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Subject: Re: Today is Perfect
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 15, 2002 1:53 PM
Message-ID: <3d0b7ec3.516682472@news.cis.dfn.de>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

>Nobody is sick. Nothing is broken. I have the perfect wife. She is
>happy. My house is perfect. My neighborhood is perfect. The weather is
>perfect. It is cool. .....
>The prior few dozen years of banging my head against a brick wall,
>seemingly endlessly, was in fact WORTH IT, AFTER ALL!!

Oh fucking GREAT

Now you've jinxed ALL of us.

Yah just had to piss THEM off, didn't you?

the last security patch for the buffer overflow apparently overflew the buffer
- kevbob the chilling

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